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They are men pretending to be women.
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They may be hotties so I have to be nice.
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I am a lonely pervert who has no other contact with the opposite gender.
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They all look like bannans and I would love to peel them and eat them!!!
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March 5, 2002, 13:06
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FOR MEN: Women posters
we all know that the ratio of men posters to women posters is outrageous
BUT ALAS WE ARE HERE!! So what I want to know is do you enjoy reading the females perspective of threads or do you think it is a waste of time. I know I am a joker and have a smart ass comment to make about almost every thread I am on but when need be I am serious...so as for the female posters
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK??
Do you ever find yourself eager to see what they have to say and if so who..and why..make us feel good about ourselves or prepare to DIE!!!! 
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March 5, 2002, 13:11
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Apolyton Grand Executioner
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March 5, 2002, 13:11
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Where's the "I would never be attracted to a person I've only met on-line, I have a life" option? Not that it applies to me, but... 
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March 5, 2002, 13:12
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It actually doesn't apply to any of you freaks so it really isn't an option..HAHAHAHA JUST KIDDING
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March 5, 2002, 13:13
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I tend to think about them individually rather than as a group.
Nice to have some girls around to keep the place clean though. 
*runs as fast as he can away from this thread*
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March 5, 2002, 13:14
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Option 3 is so close to the truth it hurts. 
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March 5, 2002, 13:14
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Can you guys NOT read..if you don't think of us as a group Mike then be specific!!Grrrrrrrr 
Don't toy with my emotions.. 
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March 5, 2002, 13:16
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No. :P
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March 5, 2002, 13:19
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Damn...can we combine options two and four?  
-=Vel=-
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March 5, 2002, 13:20
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Deity
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I think 1 & 4 is a more apt combination. 
"Don't toy with my emotions.."
This is where we start thinking "even if she's a hottie, I sure hope she isn't high maintenance."
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March 5, 2002, 13:22
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yeah but Dan....if we went with a 1 and 4 combination then I'd have to scamper to change my vote!
-=Vel=-
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March 5, 2002, 13:24
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To be perfectly honest, and i don't want to offend anyone here ( ), you all come over as so unbelievably *****y that I would fear that if I ever met any of you I wouldn't survive the encounter without my eyes being scratched out.
So you may very well be 'hot', but I would rather keep our communication separated by two computers and a hell of a lot of phone line....
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March 5, 2002, 13:24
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I think A left and right hook is a more apt option for you DANS..
I am a WOMAN..If I could prove it without making you guys lose all control of your ..you know..I would.....
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March 5, 2002, 13:24
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It´s no choice really, it´s the banana option... Plus there´s other things one can do with bananas!
–Eeww, I can´t believe he said that.
–Did he really say that?.
–Yes, I think he did
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March 5, 2002, 13:26
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To be perfectly honest, and i don't want to offend anyone here ( ), you all come over as so unbelievably *****y that I would fear that if I ever met any of you I wouldn't survive the encounter without my eyes being scratched out.
So you may very well be 'hot', but I would rather keep our communication separated by two computers and a hell of a lot of phone line....
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So we are *****y..so what..that doesn't mean we are scary crazed lunatics..i hate to break it to you but ALL WOMEN ARE *****Y.. We just happen to have a place to vent called APOLYTON..you can ask anyone who has met me I am a nice gal
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March 5, 2002, 13:27
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Can you guys NOT read..
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Cool. The online version of "You're never listening..."
But of course, the female posters (whether real or just good fakes) definately improve this place.
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March 5, 2002, 13:29
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"I think A left and right hook is a more apt option for you DANS.."
I thought honesty and communication were what was valued in a relationship. 
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I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891
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March 5, 2002, 13:29
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But we are woman so of course we are high maintainence! You have to think of us individually since no two of us that post are alike! Right BW?!?
And excuse me......there men they don't listen nor do they ask for directions! 
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March 5, 2002, 13:31
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Apolyton Legend
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So tell me what else you can do with a banana??
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March 5, 2002, 13:32
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March 5, 2002, 13:33
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Where's the "They're just like the male posters except they fight more" option?
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March 5, 2002, 13:35
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Originally posted by Rogan Josh
To be perfectly honest, and i don't want to offend anyone here ( ), you all come over as so unbelievably *****y that I would fear that if I ever met any of you I wouldn't survive the encounter without my eyes being scratched out.
So you may very well be 'hot', but I would rather keep our communication separated by two computers and a hell of a lot of phone line....
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ROFLMAO
And today's MtG award for tact and diplomatic skill goes to....
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March 5, 2002, 13:36
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Well banana option mmmmm... but is it for us married ones too
by the way what was the last count od women posting here
3?
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March 5, 2002, 13:36
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And the Award for the Wimpiest male poster goes to....
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March 5, 2002, 13:38
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Well banana option mmmmm... but is it for us married ones too
by the way what was the last count od women posting here
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March 5, 2002, 13:38
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Originally posted by Blackwidow24
So we are *****y..so what..that doesn't mean we are scary crazed lunatics..i hate to break it to you but ALL WOMEN ARE *****Y.. We just happen to have a place to vent called APOLYTON..you can ask anyone who has met me I am a nice gal
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Well, since you ask, my wife isn't *****y at all. In fact she is all sweetness and light and is the nicest person I know. She never shouts, never gets moody and only ever criticises in positive ways. In fact, she is perfect., and I adore her to bits  ...
Isn't that nice?
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March 5, 2002, 13:39
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Excuse me!?! You guys obliterate just about anyone who comes in the coffee shop! And you get much more defensive then we do when debating.
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Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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March 5, 2002, 13:41
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Well, since you ask, my wife isn't *****y at all. In fact she is all sweetness and light and is the nicest person I know. She never shouts, never gets moody and only ever criticises in positive ways. In fact, she is perfect., and I adore her to bits ...
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You sure she's.... still alive ?
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March 5, 2002, 13:41
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I think most posters here are scared of women, even online.
I on the other hand. 
But then, my girlfriend doesn't allow me to talk to strange women.
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March 5, 2002, 13:42
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Apolyton Legend
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No I think that was it. Empress and werefox but they don't post anymore that I've seen. Oh and yes, I'm a bit** and I admit it. At least I'm not a closet bit**
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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