Civ Survivor - Page 3

SCG · September 26, 2000, 17:52

quote:

Originally posted by Smash on 09-26-2000 05:37 PM
What is a master of corn anyway?

maybe he's the acting leader of the children of the corn?

*decides its best to move back a couple rows in the studio audience in case he really is*

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CornMaster · September 26, 2000, 21:39

Nooooo!!!!! The CornMaster has been knocked off.

You see, I'm the Master of ALL THAT IS CORN! Corn Nibblets, Corn Kernels, Pop Corn, Candy Corn, Creme Corn, Corn on the Cob, Frozen Corn and Canned Corn. Just go ask any of them....They will tell you that CornMaster is their Master.

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Empress · September 26, 2000, 22:13

Why thank you smashy dear

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kcbob · September 27, 2000, 00:55

quote:

Originally posted by SCG on 09-25-2000 09:26 AM
umm, could someone explain to me 2 things?

i count 8 posts by kcbob in this thread

also, where exactly is the post that voted kcbob off the list?

Donuts are on the way, SCG.

Double if they let me back on.

Then again, do they have indoor plumbing on the island???

You know, it just occurred to me. Maybe the (out) by my name actually was referring to CYBERAmazon and this is all a big mistake. Honest, your honor. That's how the 15 year old girl got in my hotel room.

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Smash · September 27, 2000, 02:19

having topped out at 320,000,000,Smash steps out for a quick smoke.Suddenly,he realizes he has stepped out of the room!!He casually eases his way back in

I wonder if anybody saw??

DarkCloud · September 27, 2000, 20:32

kc, I believe was voted out by myself.

25th-CornMaster
26th-The Joker
27th-Oldman

SCG- you can vote people out.

It is down to four people!!!

SandMonkey · September 27, 2000, 21:59

quote:

Originally posted by kcbob on 09-26-2000 12:55 PM
Honest, your honor. That's how the 15 year old girl got in my hotel room.

I LOVE THAT JOKE!!!! Why can't I ever find a frog like that on the golf course???

Scouse Gits · September 28, 2000, 05:50

I (We) - um err now I'm (We're) confused - hereby declare Smash the uncontested champion (on the grounds that I (We) have never heard of any of the others and declare them figments of my (our) imagination!!!
I (We) hope that that was clear!

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kcbob · September 28, 2000, 08:18

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Originally posted by DarkCloud on 09-27-2000 08:32 PM
kc, I believe was voted out by myself.

So you're the one!

My first thought DC, is to take you off my Christmas list. But that was immediately followed by the realization that back here in the civilized world, I now have access to the greatest invention/development in the history of the world... toilet paper! Thanks.

And SandMonkey, that is how she got there. I promise!

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Frodo lives!

Better dead than "Red"... or green... or blue... or yellow... or orange... or purple... or white.

SCG · September 28, 2000, 08:23

SG*, I'll certainly believe you (ins't that great about the english language - can't tell if i meant you singular or you plural

) are confused - after all, 2 of the 4 remaining contestants have started threads this month in a thread you (and again

)and I read and post in

. However, since I am a nice guy, I'll do my part to try and bring some sanity to your world and attempt to banish one of the figments of your imagination

*tries to convince Wernazuma that Civ III has already been completed and that he has been selected as one of the beta release testers, but he has to quit his current game to qualify*

Since he is a figment of our imaginations here, I imagine that he will do so

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Shadowstrike · September 28, 2000, 22:07

Actually DC, I voted you out...

*Dodges blow from DC*

*Pinches the SGs to prove that he is not a figment of their imaginations...*

DarkCloud · September 29, 2000, 22:47

I didn't say I voted myself out did I?

28th-Youngsun
29th-Seeker

It's down to Smash and Wernazuma now... Vote wisely...

Smash · September 29, 2000, 23:41

I'll vote out Wernazuma

SCG · September 30, 2000, 11:15

quote:

Originally posted by SCG on 09-28-2000 08:23 AM
*tries to convince Wernazuma that Civ III has already been completed and that he has been selected as one of the beta release testers, but he has to quit his current game to qualify*

Since he is a figment of our imaginations here, I imagine that he will do so

just out of curiousity, did i get too creative for my own good here in casting my vote to oust Wernazuma on the 28th? After all, again I didn't see any votes to oust Youngsun on the 28th

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Smash · October 1, 2000, 03:12

I'll vote out Youngsun if necessary

Scouse Gits · October 2, 2000, 07:55

Long live Smash, true victor ludorum

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DarkCloud · October 2, 2000, 13:10

Sorry I missed your vote SCG.... wernazuma is out.

So the winner is-

SMASH

Gloating commences...

Smash · October 2, 2000, 14:17

Oh I'm so happy!

I can't beleive how many people came into this like it was a civ vacation.I,on the other hand,saw from the start that strategy and observing human behaviour would be the difference.I'd like to think I played the game as ethically as possible.

Do I get to go on Hollywood Squares?

Scouse Gits · October 2, 2000, 18:40

Well done Smash! We are all waiting for the "Oscar" type acceptance speech...
"My thanks go to (as he wipes tear from eye) to all the wonderful people at Apolyton who made my dreams come true........oh go on you finish it!

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CornMaster · October 2, 2000, 19:39

This just in.....Smash was taking steriods and slipping the other competors poison. Now we go to our person in the field.

"We have video evidence of Smash taking steriods...





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"And that's how it happened folks. This is I. P. Freely signing off for NRHTV"

LOL

I hope you like it.

P.S. NRHTV = Never Really Happened TV

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Smash · October 2, 2000, 19:56

um..er...it was..ah..sasparilla.My coach gave it to me.It was just a fruity drink.

SCG · October 3, 2000, 07:55

O come now, Cornmaster, you know that in the US, video tape and 10 eyewitnesses is not conclusive evidence

There are any number of things that could look like steroids or poison but actually be quite harmless and that it was entirely the other competitors faults that anything dangerous actually happened to them. And besides, even if it was steroids and poison, perhaps Darkcloud is liable for any damages since he was responsible for locking them all up in a room in the first place without having them sign a waiver form

This cynical look at the US court system brought to you by a lack of sleep, the letters Q and E, and the number 7

*wonders if anyone gets the Sesame Street reference in this post since most of his other attempts at humor in this thread have fallen on zombie-like ears

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kcbob · October 3, 2000, 08:22

All I want to know is... who took the doughnuts???

Oh, and congratulations Smash. [sarcasm]I'm so very happy for you.[/sarcasm]

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Empress · October 7, 2000, 01:47

*mouth full of doughnuts*
Congrats smash!

Smash · October 7, 2000, 14:02

There seems to be a problem with the mail here.I havn't got my cheque yet.

It should have been sent by courier.I'm really getting worried.

DarkCloud · October 7, 2000, 15:54

Sorry you don't get a check...

The reward was listed before and is this: You are an advisor in Civ III... if you don't fall over dead after acheiving the goal...