July 26, 2002, 11:24
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...when you look forward to three-day weekends just so that you can stay on a lot longer with no risk of getting in trouble at work.
...when you use "I have to check for messages" as an excuse to dodge the inlaws or any other household responsibility.
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I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...
As always, will play after work. I wonder if I'll ever be able to turn that the other way...
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July 26, 2002, 15:48
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#362
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Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
Do you pronounce now and know the same way? Or did you mean "no"?
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I made a little mistake there... the know/now pair doesn't equal here/hear etc.
But I do write 'now' instead of 'know' sometimes, because you don't pronounce the 'k' in 'know', and I think 'no' and 'know' at the same time, and what is produced is 'now'. So it really isn't the 'now' that's the actual word, but it's jibberish that's identical to a proper word. I think. 
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August 1, 2002, 00:41
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...when you look forward to your in-laws returning home just so you can spend time on 'poly again. (And that goes for even when you actually like your inlaws.)
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I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...
As always, will play after work. I wonder if I'll ever be able to turn that the other way...
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August 1, 2002, 01:26
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#364
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When you fuse with your PC and end up looking like this.
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August 1, 2002, 01:32
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So how long did it take you to make that picture? Or do you have a special program?
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I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...
As always, will play after work. I wonder if I'll ever be able to turn that the other way...
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August 1, 2002, 01:53
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Looks like it's just a Neon filter in some photo program. Quick and easy.
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August 1, 2002, 01:58
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Yeah...found how to do it in Paintshop Pro.
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August 1, 2002, 03:49
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You can also do it with corel photo house:
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August 1, 2002, 08:24
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When you actually get something shipped from the Apolyton store... using your online name. 
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August 1, 2002, 09:23
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 That's one of the best ones I've read yet Skanky!
(He who if he's ever allowed by his wife to order from the 'poly store, will no doubt use FlameFlash now.)
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I'm not conceited, conceit is a fault and I have no faults...
As always, will play after work. I wonder if I'll ever be able to turn that the other way...
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August 1, 2002, 14:30
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
When you actually get something shipped from the Apolyton store... using your online name.
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Most people would use their real name as their online name, not usually the other way around - unless they have a Matrix fixation. 
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August 1, 2002, 14:46
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You know you spend to much time on Apolyton when..
...The CFC goes offline.
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August 1, 2002, 15:00
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You start wondering if you're spending too much time on Poly...
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August 1, 2002, 16:40
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But then reassure yourself that you're not. I mean, six hours a day, it's like going to work or school but more fun.
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August 1, 2002, 18:53
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Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
Most people would use their real name as their online name, not usually the other way around - unless they have a Matrix fixation.
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So is your name Sagacious Dolphin? Or is this your new fake name and your actual name is Big Crunch?
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August 1, 2002, 23:20
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Are you actually the President?
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August 1, 2002, 23:29
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Originally posted by MattyBoy
Are you actually the President?
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Yes.
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August 2, 2002, 00:10
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Awesome!
How are you enjoying your visit downunder?
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"I'm so happy I could go and drive a car crash!"
"What do you mean do I rape strippers too? Is that an insult?"
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August 2, 2002, 11:26
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
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August 2, 2002, 18:56
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Originally posted by Mr. President
So is your name Sagacious Dolphin? Or is this your new fake name and your actual name is Big Crunch?
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My original log in name was my real name. And no, Big Crunch was not my first log-in name.
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August 17, 2002, 07:22
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...when you are on holiday abroad and only thing you are really intrested in doing is surfing Apolyton.
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August 17, 2002, 08:32
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-when instead of doing something usueful you read through this entire thread and add some lame reply
-when you wake up in cold sweat and think about all the thread you haven't been able to reply to when you were sleeping
-when you stop sleeping to fix this problem
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August 19, 2002, 00:00
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-when you never start sleeping to avoid the problem.
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August 19, 2002, 03:48
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. . . when you see a car with the license plate "PCR 753" and think, "That'd put me below the custom avatar mark!"
. . . when you see a car whose license plate starts with "AH" and run it off the road.
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August 20, 2002, 05:51
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...you found yourself here in this thread.
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August 20, 2002, 08:39
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when a thread like this gets 384 answers.
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August 20, 2002, 09:04
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... and is still going strong.
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August 20, 2002, 09:26
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When you are fired from your job because of Apolytoning too much!!! 
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August 20, 2002, 13:01
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... you see a guy in the street with an afro and wonder if Zopper/Skanky/etc is to blame.
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August 21, 2002, 15:57
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- when you see more foreigners vacationers than inhabitants in your city and you think "this city is near from culture-flip"
- when your wife is shouting you out and you think "I can't wait for her parents to release a patch..."
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