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Old August 21, 2002, 16:05   #391
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When you are fired from your job because of Apolytoning too much!!!
My company mandates a minimum of 1 hr of Apolyton Daily.
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Old August 21, 2002, 16:11   #392
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... you see a guy in the street with an afro and wonder if Zopper/Skanky/etc is to blame.
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My company mandates a minimum of 1 hr of Apolyton Daily.
Employ me
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Old August 21, 2002, 16:54   #393
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  • when your wife is shouting you out and you think "I can't wait for her parents to release a patch..."
this one is great but always remember patches are sometimes more bugy than the original
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Old August 21, 2002, 19:43   #394
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Old August 21, 2002, 20:14   #395
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You changed avatar!!

*sigh* I had to compress this one quite a bit
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Old August 22, 2002, 00:39   #396
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Employ me
My staf has an average IQ (real not those internet crap tests) of 154. Would you raise this on lower it?
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Old August 22, 2002, 12:23   #397
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My staf has an average IQ (real not those internet crap tests) of 154. Would you raise this on lower it?
American IQ tests?
Probably lower it. Fractionally.
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Old August 22, 2002, 12:41   #399
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Reminds me of the old chestnut "The Irish potato famine which caused mass immigration to America, also increased the IQ of both nations"
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Old August 22, 2002, 12:47   #400
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click. click. whirrrrrrrrrrr..... I get it

  • When you stop to calculate that you made 9% of the posts in this thread...
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...when you're actually jealous of IW having 9% and wishing you had 10%
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Old August 22, 2002, 18:27   #402
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My staf has an average IQ (real not those internet crap tests) of 154. Would you raise this on lower it?
Do you raise it, or lower it? Obviously the latter, if spelling were an important parameter.
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...you read this whole thread just so you can add "you read this whole thread," and find out that someone already did that on page 11
...you continue on from page 11 anyway

...you keep checking your post count to see how close you are to a custon avatar
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...you continue on from page 11 anyway
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...you start to seriously consider moving to Finland in order to help steal Norway. Or meet Ottok.
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....your bored with political thread so you search for your old threads istead of doing something with your life....
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... when you immediately recognise a thread that has been massively bumped, even though it was started over a year ago!
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....you laugh at or understand the previous joke

...you start ending real life sentences with :lol, :nono, :blush, :cute

( I've already done so on the telephone )
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Wow is this thread still alive........the fact that it is so resilient shows we all spend too much time here.
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Old March 13, 2003, 22:01   #411
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Now that is funny!
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In honesty if it hadn't been on the previous page, I wouldn't have done it.......

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I just read through the entire thread again.
SD was blaming me for stuff even back then!
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I just read through the entire thread again.
SD was blaming me for stuff even back then!
Blame Skanky is a universal truth.

Just like: Germans love David Hasselhoff.

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.. when you remember when this thread was first posted
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... when you notice that Spec has returned to the OT and immediately think "Hey, he's the guy who started that 'You know you spend too much time on Apolyton' thread."
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I just read through the entire thread again.
SD was blaming me for stuff even back then!
Either it all really is Skanky's fault, or SD is just grumpy. Post your votes here.
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Old March 14, 2003, 09:29   #419
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