April 4, 2003, 05:19
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#511
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Deity
Local Time: 23:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 11,112
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...you already have calculated how many months, until you advance til Deity... 
...When you wonder how many posts this thread will get, before some mod closes it...
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April 4, 2003, 05:22
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#512
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Deity
Local Time: 23:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 11,112
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...When you know who's the owner of all DL's since the beginning of time... I mean, since the beginning of Apolyton
...When you have more DL's than there's posts in this thread.
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April 4, 2003, 05:31
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#513
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Prince
Local Time: 22:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: in perpetuity
Posts: 4,962
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...when you can figure out who owns a DL before the mods tell anyone 
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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April 4, 2003, 05:52
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#514
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Emperor
Local Time: 17:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Rechtsfahrgebot
Posts: 4,315
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.... when you can figure out who owns a DL before the mods do
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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April 4, 2003, 06:09
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#515
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Local Time: 08:37
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Skanky Father
Posts: 16,530
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When you know someone is planning a DL before it is even in existance.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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April 4, 2003, 06:26
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King
Local Time: 22:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: London, UK
Posts: 1,267
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...you celebrate the growth of Apolyton when it reaches the 10000, the 20000 and the 30000 members! 
...you remember that MarkG beat you up in making the "20000 members" thread by seconds 2 years after! 
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"BANANA POWAAAAH!!! (exclamation Zopperoni style)" - Mercator, in the OT 'What fruit are you?' thread
Join the Civ2 Democratic Game! We have a banana option in every poll just for you to vote for!
Many thanks to Zealot for wasting his time on the jobs section at Gamasutra - MarkG in the article SMAC2 IN FULL 3D? http://apolyton.net/misc/
Always thought settlers looked like Viking helmets. Took me a while to spot they were supposed to be wagons. - The pirate about Settlers in Civ 1
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April 4, 2003, 06:31
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Emperor
Local Time: 21:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: All Glory To The Hypnotoad!
Posts: 4,223
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
When you know someone is planning a DL before it is even in existance.
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What have you heard? 
Go on, tell us, we can be trusted...
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If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.
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April 4, 2003, 06:36
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Deity
Local Time: 23:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Republic of Flanders
Posts: 10,747
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When you know that the next poster is going to be Ming
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#There’s a city in my mind
Come along and take that ride
And it’s all right, baby, it’s all right #
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April 4, 2003, 08:41
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#519
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Deity
Local Time: 22:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Enthusiastic member of Apolyton
Posts: 30,342
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Wrong!
Well maybe he is my DL.....I want to switch the post count to this account Mark; you can permaban the Ming DL.
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April 4, 2003, 13:41
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#520
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Emperor
Local Time: 15:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 5,725
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... when you call Ming your DL, and some people believe you ...
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April 4, 2003, 17:58
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Just another peon
Local Time: 16:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Nov 1999
Location: who killed Poly
Posts: 22,919
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The OT at APOLYTON is like watching the Special Olympics. Certain people try so hard to debate despite their handicaps.
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April 4, 2003, 18:34
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Deity
Local Time: 22:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Enthusiastic member of Apolyton
Posts: 30,342
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Or at least it would be if I posted in any obscure forums.
Never mind, good try.
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April 4, 2003, 19:26
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Emperor
Local Time: 17:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Rechtsfahrgebot
Posts: 4,315
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.... your "I'll read just one more post" feeling has lasted 4 years and counting
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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April 4, 2003, 19:53
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Prince
Local Time: 22:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: in perpetuity
Posts: 4,962
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...when you realise that you only ever have to read the bottom 3 or 4 posts in a thread because you read the rest last time... and remember it all
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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April 4, 2003, 19:56
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King
Local Time: 17:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Jul 2002
Posts: 1,427
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when u post in this thread over two times
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Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -Homer
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April 4, 2003, 20:55
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Local Time: 16:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ACK!! PPHHHHTTBBBTTTT!!!
Posts: 7,022
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When you make "Congrats poly another 1000 members" threads just for post count.
And people wonder if the guy that did it this time is one of your DLs.
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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April 4, 2003, 21:42
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#527
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Emperor
Local Time: 15:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Dec 1998
Posts: 3,215
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When you decide to post the top 10 posters in this thread:
Big Crunch 42
Immortal Wombat 41
Skanky Burns 39
Grrr 29
Kassiopeia 26
ColdWizard 22
Mr. President 20
FlameFlash 18
Scouse Gits 17
ixnay 16
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April 4, 2003, 21:50
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Prince
Local Time: 22:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: in perpetuity
Posts: 4,962
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...When you knew that you were only one post away from the top of the list, having changed styles and checked the list only a couple of hours ago in order to calculate the % of posts which were yours (7.8% btw)...
...and then you decided that it would be prudent not to make an "I've got the (joint) most posts in this thread post", because it would be tempting a mod intervention.
...and then you see that as ixnay brough the subject up, it must be ok to post this post.
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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April 4, 2003, 21:53
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Deity
Local Time: 22:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Enthusiastic member of Apolyton
Posts: 30,342
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Originally posted by ixnay
When you decide to post the top 10 posters in this thread:
Big Crunch 42
Immortal Wombat 41
Skanky Burns 39
Grrr 29
Kassiopeia 26
ColdWizard 22
Mr. President 20
FlameFlash 18
Scouse Gits 17
ixnay 16
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Didn't even make the top 10. :sigh:
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April 4, 2003, 21:57
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#530
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Local Time: 16:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ACK!! PPHHHHTTBBBTTTT!!!
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Originally posted by DrSpike
Didn't even make the top 10. :sigh:
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When you post a lot in the A/C forum because you are mostly an Off topic rat and A/C is the only way to increase your post count.
When the only reason you want to increase your post count is so that your average posts per day doesn't fall below 4.
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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April 4, 2003, 22:29
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Emperor
Local Time: 15:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 5,725
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Quote:
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Originally posted by Tuberski
When the only reason you want to increase your post count is so that your average posts per day doesn't fall below 4.
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You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when your average posts per day count is above 4.
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April 4, 2003, 23:59
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Emperor
Local Time: 09:37
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Mad.
Posts: 4,142
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You get the 5000th view in a thread and actually give a damn about it.
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April 5, 2003, 00:25
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Local Time: 16:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: ACK!! PPHHHHTTBBBTTTT!!!
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Originally posted by vovansim
You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when your average posts per day count is above 4.
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And that is taking into account the fact that I rarely post on weekends.
ACK!
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"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large out of focus monster roaming the countryside. Look out, he's fuzzy, let's get out of here."
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April 5, 2003, 13:09
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King
Local Time: 13:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: May 2002
Location: near the magic kingdom
Posts: 1,001
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You post on weekends
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April 5, 2003, 13:31
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Emperor
Local Time: 18:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 4,783
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you agree to make another demo game directory 
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April 5, 2003, 13:32
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Emperor
Local Time: 15:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 5,725
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... when you start posting the "Congratulations on the n000-th view, [INSERT THREAD NAME HERE]" threads.
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April 5, 2003, 13:33
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Emperor
Local Time: 15:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 5,725
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Originally posted by TKG
you agree to make another demo game directory
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... you know the difference between a 'Poly "demo" game, and a normal demo game.
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April 6, 2003, 18:22
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#538
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Deity
Local Time: 22:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Enthusiastic member of Apolyton
Posts: 30,342
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April 6, 2003, 18:33
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Emperor
Local Time: 15:37
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Oct 2001
Posts: 5,725
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That's right! You spend too much time on Apolyton, when +- an hour next to your post actually matters to you.
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April 6, 2003, 18:43
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#540
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Local Time: 08:37
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Skanky Father
Posts: 16,530
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...when you instantly recognise that someone has changed their avatar recently.
Nice, DrSpike. 
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