March 29, 2002, 14:14
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Hint: Apolyton/Community forum
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...when you remember to get threads such as this moved to forums which increase your post count.
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March 29, 2002, 17:11
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When you get this message from aol when you log off.
"You have spent 585 minutes online. Your account is at a flat rate of 24 dollars per month."
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Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005
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March 30, 2002, 15:48
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#33
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...when you realize that you have spent over a year of your life in a virtual Coffee Shop of carnage and mayhem.
...when you believe that an Apolyton server crash is the work of some dark gods and start carving icons of Sid to please them.
...when you spend time researching new and interesting personalities for your DLs. Erm... I mean you heard nothing....
...when you have spent the last year searching for they mystical "banning rod".
...when you actually own a banning rod.
...when you've accidentally banned yourself with the banning rod.
...when you know the Mingapulco staff by name.
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*grumbles about work*
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March 30, 2002, 18:28
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Deity
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... when you can't decide what to eat for dinner, so you just take a banana.
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March 30, 2002, 22:03
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...when you know Ming's real name...
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March 30, 2002, 22:36
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Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
...when you know Ming's real name...
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And Mings real name is ...................
Mingbots take hydey away for brainwashing
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Hydey the no-limits man. :(
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March 30, 2002, 23:31
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King
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When the people at Mingapulco know you by name.
When you post only to get a custom avatar. (Me)
When you start the 12464513879344th USA vs Canada thread.
When you get a cold sweat everytime you see the Flash Gorden movie.
When you get smilies from other sites to use in your post.
When you post replys for hours in the same thread, and you see your name as the last one who replied for 20+ threads. (done that!)
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I drink to one other, and may that other be he, to drink to another, and may that other be me!
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March 30, 2002, 23:56
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King
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Originally posted by Andemagne
.....when you want to use Apolyton smiley in real life.
this happened to me a few days ago.
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All my favourite smileys of the Apolyton style are in a folder on my computer for that purpose.
I've attatched them.
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April 3, 2002, 13:32
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Chieftain
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What? There are more message boards out there?
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Support My ride in the fight to beat MS
here
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April 7, 2002, 16:33
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Prince
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Originally posted by *End Is Forever*
...when you remember to get threads such as this moved to forums which increase your post count.
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...and then post in them
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April 7, 2002, 19:28
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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
...and then post in them
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...and then accuse others of posting just for the +1
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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April 7, 2002, 19:36
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Prince
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
...and then accuse others of posting just for the +1
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... with a suitably perfunct  smilie
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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April 7, 2002, 21:21
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When you use people's strange, non-sense-making log-on names like they're actual names (cf. Alexander's Horse, etc.)
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April 9, 2002, 18:46
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Prince
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When Mark G remove 10% of Yor Post and You can´t sleep asking why...
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Traigo sueños, tristezas, alegrías, mansedumbres, democracias quebradas como cántaros,
religiones mohosas hasta el alma...
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April 9, 2002, 20:46
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... you see the letters A and H in sequence and think of Alexander's Horse
... you swear while sitting in traffic and worry that Ming will ban you for dodging the censor
... you build a shrine to DanQ
... you build a shrine to MarkG
... you plan to name your child Apolyton, no matter what your wife says
... you want to moderate the OT
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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April 9, 2002, 21:18
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Originally posted by ColdWizard
... you want to moderate the OT
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... despite the fact that people who want to moderate never become moderators
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April 9, 2002, 21:32
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King
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When your boss blocks ACS at work...and you...um...override the block
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April 9, 2002, 21:56
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Originally posted by ixnay37
... despite the fact that people who want to moderate never become moderators
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... and therefore you never publically admit your desire to become mod
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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April 9, 2002, 22:15
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Apolyton CS Co-Founder
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Originally posted by ColdWizard
... you plan to name your child Apolyton, no matter what your wife says
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This is a classic!
If anyone actually "succeeds" in doing this, please let us know
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Dan; Apolyton CS
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April 9, 2002, 23:41
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I'm sorry, posting on this forum has incread my geekiness by a factor of 25, which renders it impossible for me to ever find a mate.
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*grumbles about work*
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April 10, 2002, 13:37
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... you've memorized the forum id numbers to allow faster browsing
... your knowledge of forum id numbers allows you to find hidden forums, which you then spam and subsequently get a pcr for
... your wife/girlfriend is jealous that you spend more time here than with her
... your wife/girlfriend refers to Apolyton as "the other woman"
... you create shrines to the deity level posters
... you wonder if you should keep your shrine to PH in case he makes deity again
... at work you spend more time posting than working
... you can think of more than 12 things to post in this thread
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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April 10, 2002, 13:47
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Deity
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... your wife/girlfriend refers to Apolyton as "the other woman"
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Didn't AH refer to his wife as Mrs Horse to someone in "real life" (  ) - that is, they were unaware of Apolyton.
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April 10, 2002, 18:52
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Prince
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Originally posted by ColdWizard
... you see the letters A and H in sequence and think of Alexander's Horse
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April 10, 2002, 20:14
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Deity
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Originally posted by ColdWizard
... you see the letters A and H in sequence and think of Alexander's Horse
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Tell me about it: here in the Netherlands there's actually a large supermarket chain called AH, very confusing
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April 12, 2002, 15:37
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King
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Originally posted by ColdWizard
... you've memorized the forum id numbers to allow faster browsing
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Civ3-General: 17
Civ3-Files (including korn's blitz mod): 140
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April 12, 2002, 16:20
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Locutus: it doesn't have a PROT section right?
lockstep: i know there are people that do that, that's why i put it in
... you know all the name changes that have been made since you've joined
... you keep track of when posters are on-line so as to know when you're likely to get a response
... you're polytheistic because Apolyton has multiple deities.
... your post count is higher than my user id number (5030  )
... you know your user id number
... your only long-term life goal is to be a deity someday
... you see the letters I and W in sequence and think of Immortal Wombat
... you read this thread and think, "yeah, i do that, and that. yup that too.... and those... no, don't do that one, but that one is right..."
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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April 12, 2002, 17:31
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Deity
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April 12, 2002, 19:16
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Prince
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... you see the letters I and W in sequence and think of Immortal Wombat
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People do that??
I'd say the C and W, but I don't. Sorry.
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April 12, 2002, 19:38
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King
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You run out of avatars and get siro to make you something.
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April 12, 2002, 19:49
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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
People do that??
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not that i know of, but it could be a more extreme example of someone that spends too much time here
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I'd say the C and W, but I don't. Sorry.
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nobody's got that much free time on their hands
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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