May 12, 2002, 17:02
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Chowlett, is that so? I was puzzling over it myself, and was disappointed to see that apolyton.net/fora does not redirect. Now I know why. 
11 GCSEs... 
and give me a year and a month, and I'll have 5 A-levels and two additional AS levels.
Then I can begin on my collection on degrees.
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May 12, 2002, 18:02
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when you begin to take GP seriously 
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May 13, 2002, 13:24
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... you seek a psychiatrist because you're worried that you spend to much time here.
... your psychiatrist is secretly worried that telling you that you spend too much time here and should stop will cause you permanent psychological damage
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You cheeky sod :p - Provost Harrison, Puegot Porsche Interface Specialist.
Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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May 13, 2002, 13:54
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Prince
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...you refuse psychiatric treatment on the grounds that "the guys at 'Poly" will understand you better.
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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May 13, 2002, 14:58
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11 GCSEs...
and give me a year and a month, and I'll have 5 A-levels and two additional AS levels.
Then I can begin on my collection on degrees.
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How about a professional qualification?
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"Everybody knows you never go full retard. You went full retard man. Never go full retard"
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May 13, 2002, 15:09
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... when you start to think your psychiatrist posts here too
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May 13, 2002, 16:00
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Warlord
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you side with poly ppl rather than your bf....
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"Speaking on the subject of conformity: This rotting concept of the unfathomable nostril mystifies the fuming crotch of my being!!! Stop with the mooing you damned chihuahua!!! Ganglia!! Rats eat babies!" ~ happy noodle boy
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May 13, 2002, 17:45
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Originally posted by Sagacious Dolphin
How about a professional qualification?
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Define professional? I got some IT certificates... and BAGA Badge 1 for gymnastics 
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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May 14, 2002, 03:26
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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Define professional? I got some IT certificates... and BAGA Badge 1 for gymnastics
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How about CEng - that's professional
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May 14, 2002, 03:27
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Oh yes - the (other) thread topic:
... when your psychiatrist starts posting here.
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May 14, 2002, 11:04
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... when your psychiatist starts whining to you during your sessions about the nasty trolls
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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May 14, 2002, 14:43
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Originally posted by Scouse Gits
How about CEng - that's professional
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Depends on if your tax returns have schedule DI or schedule DII income because of it. 
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May 15, 2002, 13:53
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Re: You know you spend to much time on Apolyton when..
...you but a birth day in your DLs
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Join the Civ2 Democratic Game! We have a banana option in every poll just for you to vote for!
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Always thought settlers looked like Viking helmets. Took me a while to spot they were supposed to be wagons. - The pirate about Settlers in Civ 1
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May 15, 2002, 14:35
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.. when you get confused as to why Katja, a Finn, has never heard of Apolyton.
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May 15, 2002, 16:14
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...when you start giving marks to Real Life trolls 
i do that.
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May 15, 2002, 16:21
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Did it today to a friend in physics lesson... he was being somewhat sarcastic and I said "3/10". He didn't get it then I told him what it was about. Then he said "oh, that sounds liek real fun". That one I rated 9/10
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May 15, 2002, 16:31
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Siro, like the avatar.
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May 23, 2002, 02:45
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When you take the Apolyton Election more seriously than a real election.
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May 23, 2002, 03:50
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When you invent a variation on square-dancing and call it the "DL Dance".
You doubt your own existence, wondering if you're Alexander's Horse's DL.
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May 23, 2002, 04:31
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When you decide to resurrect this thread after it's been dead for eight days...
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If I'm posting here then Counterglow must be down.
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May 23, 2002, 06:48
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You have to engage ZoneAlarm's internet lock in order to get any work done.
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May 23, 2002, 06:51
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You can't stand anymore threads like this...
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I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.
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May 23, 2002, 07:07
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When you talk to others about the Avatar wars for some time, before realising they have no idea what you're on about.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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May 23, 2002, 07:07
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You have to engage ZoneAlarm's internet lock in order to get any work done.
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Yeah - I've been there
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May 23, 2002, 20:24
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When you must disconnect your Internet access to get anything done.
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*grumbles about work*
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May 23, 2002, 21:50
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Originally posted by FrustratedPoet
When you decide to resurrect this thread after it's been dead for eight days...
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...when you ressurrected this thread in a previous incarnation after eight months...
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May 24, 2002, 00:47
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…you change you sig line because of a conflict about avatars and intellectual property rights
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May 24, 2002, 14:02
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Your licence plate is MING1.
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May 25, 2002, 00:40
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When you're given a holiday, and ask to go to Mingapaluco.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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May 25, 2002, 02:36
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When you actually know what Mingapulco refers to.
When you apply for a credit card and have to physically resist writing "Mr. President" in the "Name" section.
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