May 25, 2002, 03:33
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When you apply for a credit card and have to physically resist writing "Mr. President" in the "Name" section.
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Never had that problem. 
Although there is an assignment at my uni with the name Skanky Burns on it. 
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May 25, 2002, 18:37
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... when you think "this old thread resurfaced again?" like five times a day.
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"I think the real figures probably are about a million or less." - David Irving on the number of Holocaust victims.
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May 25, 2002, 20:22
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Originally posted by Skanky Burns
Never had that problem.
Although there is an assignment at my uni with the name Skanky Burns on it.
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Must be just me then. You know what I mean! 
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May 26, 2002, 02:17
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O'course I do 
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May 26, 2002, 09:07
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King
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...when leaving school, you tell your friends that you're going
home, and then go to computer class to access apolyton.
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My Words Are Backed With Bad Attitude And VETERAN KNIGHTS!
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May 26, 2002, 09:57
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Now that truly is sad.
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May 26, 2002, 10:15
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...when leaving school, you tell your friends that you're going
home, and then go to computer class to access apolyton.
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ok, this never happened. really. it never did!
believe me! I'm telling You the truth! honestly!
IT DID NEVER HAPPEN!
you believe me now? right? right?
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My Words Are Backed With Bad Attitude And VETERAN KNIGHTS!
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May 28, 2002, 08:36
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...your 3.5month summer holiday started 1.5h
ago and you're still hangin' on apolyton
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My Words Are Backed With Bad Attitude And VETERAN KNIGHTS!
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May 28, 2002, 08:40
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You know you spend too much time on Apolyton when...
you haven't got time to say that you spend too much time on Apolyton... 
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I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.
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May 29, 2002, 03:43
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When you fear you will suffer withdrawal symptoms after your internet connection is cut off for a few weeks...
/me cries
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May 29, 2002, 17:47
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When you look forward to going to work, so that you can get a fast connection to Apolyton.
/me cries for Skanky Burns
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May 31, 2002, 07:49
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... you happen across and read this whole thread even though you have an exam in less than an hour .
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May 31, 2002, 08:59
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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May 31, 2002, 09:04
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King
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... you ignore your boss's threats to cancel your internet connection at work, and keep on posting these freakin' threads...  
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I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.
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May 31, 2002, 15:38
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OTOH, You know you don't spend enough time on Apolyton when you come out of the exam regretting the time you spent here when you should have been revising  . But no exams untill Tuesday now, so I can relax and while away the hours here  .
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May 31, 2002, 19:06
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Tuesday? Bah. I have no exams until the Monday after that 
12 'Poly hours a day  
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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May 31, 2002, 21:20
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I still have a week and a bit until exams. Between Apolyton and the World Cup, I'm dead.
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June 1, 2002, 03:04
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Originally posted by aaglo
... you ignore your boss's threats to cancel your internet connection at work, and keep on posting these freakin' threads...
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TELL IT, BROTHA!!!
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June 1, 2002, 03:42
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... you have trouble at other forums with their respective codes (I always bold in other forums with < b > altough it doesn't work there) and use Apolyton smiley codes there. Many forums could use a : cute : smiley.
... you keep writing smiley codes that won't work in chat ( : angry : , : eek : etc.), and when you read them, you see the smiley (  ), not the code (like reading the code of the Matrix and seeing what's going on, )
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June 1, 2002, 04:34
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You find yourself writing :evilgrin: in inter-office memos 
SG[1]
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June 13, 2002, 23:53
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You use your online name for testing purposes in software development. And then do the final presentation of your software logged in as Skanky Burns, which of course is written in huge letters on the screen.
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June 14, 2002, 09:34
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When you look forward to going to work, so that you can get a fast connection to Apolyton.
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Hit the nail on the head with that one, Tuberski!
Also...
...when it starts cutting into your golf time.
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RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
"The Borg are gay." -Drake Tungsten
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June 14, 2002, 11:24
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...when you decide to skip the new Statistics thread in Community for a couple days and still read through the 13 pages of posts that were spontaneously generated.
...when you resolve to spend a little more time here so it will never happen again.
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Apolyton's Grim Reaper 2008
RIP lest we forget... SG (2) and LaFayette -- Civ2 Succession Games Brothers-in-Arms
"The Borg are gay." -Drake Tungsten
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June 14, 2002, 13:43
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...when you decide to skip the new Statistics thread in Community for a couple days and still read through the 13 pages of posts that were spontaneously generated.
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Skipping threads means you don't have enough time at Apolyton. 
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June 14, 2002, 22:01
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...you stop posting for a week and wonder if people will still remember you after such a long absence
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Don't take that attitude with me, bucksnort. :p - Slowwhand, Texas Style List Keeper.
This obviously proves that Coldwizard = sivistynyt - kassiopeia, Wise Finn.
CW: Sometimes you're even bigger weirdo than kass... - Jeki, Wiser Finn.
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June 15, 2002, 03:26
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You try to figure out what other users sound like based on the way they write.
You try to figure out what other users look like based on their avatar.
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June 15, 2002, 06:48
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...when your girlfriend tells you of the singer James, and the first thing you think of is Sagacious Dolphin (who promotes him whenever possible, at least IMHO). 
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..you stop posting for a week and wonder if people will still remember you after such a long absence
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I actually remembered you for a brief moment, mainly because I read a thread you had written in and you have my name in your sig.
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June 15, 2002, 10:29
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James is the band, Tim Booth is the ex-lead singer.
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June 15, 2002, 21:30
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When you dream about Apolyton.
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June 16, 2002, 09:10
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James is the band, Tim Booth is the ex-lead singer.
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Uh oh. She was definitely talking of the singer James. Someones in trouble now....
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