March 12, 2002, 17:03
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You know you spend to much time on Apolyton when..
...you call your travel agent to buy a one way ticket to Mingapulco.
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March 12, 2002, 17:14
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Prince
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You start correcting people as to where they should post Apolyton-related threads.
Hint: Apolyton/Community forum.
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March 12, 2002, 17:16
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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
You start correcting people as to where they should post Apolyton-related threads.
Hint: Apolyton/Community forum.
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Ok, good one.
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March 12, 2002, 17:27
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Originally posted by Spectator
Ok, good one.
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March 26, 2002, 13:35
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.....when you want to use Apolyton smiley in real life.
this happened to me a few days ago. 
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March 26, 2002, 14:36
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Originally posted by Andemagne
.....when you want to use Apolyton smiley in real life.
this happened to me a few days ago.
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not in real live but I miss them in when i´m writing emails or writing in other forums
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March 26, 2002, 14:41
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When you find it impossible to keep a straight face during an honors class discussion about the character "Wiglaf" in Beowulf.
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March 26, 2002, 16:26
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Just another peon
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When I'm drinking at my brothers house and start giving him a hard time, and I stop and think if it's a banable offense 
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March 26, 2002, 20:42
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You think MarkG is the president of the U.S.
You're talking to someone, they say something, and you reply by writing down what they said, holding up the copy, and laughing.
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March 26, 2002, 21:23
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Originally posted by Mr. President
You think MarkG is the president of the U.S.
You're talking to someone, they say something, and you reply by writing down what they said, holding up the copy, and laughing.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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March 26, 2002, 23:03
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...you use the word "Lol" or "Rofl" [pronounced Roffle] in everyday speech.
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March 26, 2002, 23:40
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...when you skip sleep to post on apolyton the night before an exam.
...when you've read every post in the OT for the last 24 hours
...when someone mentions finland on the street, you run away screaming, "I knew it! They're coming! They're coming!"
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March 27, 2002, 21:38
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Originally posted by Andemagne
.....when you want to use Apolyton smiley in real life.
this happened to me a few days ago.
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This happens to me all the time.
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March 27, 2002, 21:47
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When your friends, roommates, and family members (with the exception of the one family member i have who also posts here) all make jokes about how much time you spend here.
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March 27, 2002, 23:58
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You start printing out whole threads and bringing them to your mates to read ....
(I do that)
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March 28, 2002, 17:17
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....when you read a dumb letter to the editor in the newspaper and think, "pfftt....lousy TROLL".
find myself doing this quite often..
Dave
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March 28, 2002, 17:31
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You agree with "You know you spend to much time on Apolyton when.." comments.
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March 28, 2002, 18:06
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...you see you've been logged on to Poly for over 240 hours straight 
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March 28, 2002, 18:38
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how would you know?
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March 28, 2002, 19:11
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...when you deviously post threads in the community forum that really belong in the OT in the hopes that your post count will go up. 
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March 28, 2002, 19:23
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...it starts to worry you that there are some unread OT topics on page 2
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March 28, 2002, 19:34
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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
how would you know?
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It's the first site I visit when I go online, and how long you're connected is shown in the thingy in your tray. (I leave a window with Poly on all the time)
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March 28, 2002, 19:46
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Ah right. That amount of time is quite scary 
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March 28, 2002, 19:56
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Sheesh, even I'm not on Poly for 10 days straight...
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March 28, 2002, 20:43
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That was just a one-off, because I had some downloads going and later did some maintenance things like defragmenting the HD.
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March 28, 2002, 22:22
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...You realize that this belongs in "Other"
...You are a Deity
...You are an Emperor
...You spend 30minutes to an hour a day at Apolyton.
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March 28, 2002, 22:28
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...you have ever started a "drunken posting" thread.
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March 29, 2002, 08:44
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You can predict when a thread will be closed.
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March 29, 2002, 09:00
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When you become an irritating anal retentive with no life.
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March 29, 2002, 10:06
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When you check what your post count would have been had OT posts counted.
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