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What Patch?
Well little computer dweebs and dweebettes...your patch has arrived from you god in hunt valley and the game still sucks. Nonetheless, you will stay up late tonight between practicing self-abuse and applying zit remover and herald the quality of the new gift from your leader.
Get a life people..take the hours you waste away playing a stupid game comprised of meaningless code and help mankind. When you are on your deathbed...you will wish you did something meaningful with those 10,000 hours you played computer games.
PS: Your Girlfriend's doctor called the rubber patch he applied is holding air..you will be real busy tonight!!
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