May 9, 2002, 14:32
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Originally posted by Dalgetti
Eli , Tungstenia are an important link in our war effort against finland , Do not mess with them. better attack scandinavia.
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I demand an apology!
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Israel&Eliland will attack the European front of Finland. After the fall of Portugal(soon) all troops will advance into France. More forces are on their way.
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May 9, 2002, 14:33
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And where's the damn map? I might invade South America by mistake without it.
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May 9, 2002, 14:35
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I think Eliland and Israeli should postpone their campaign until tomorrow, when I can finally redraw the map.
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May 9, 2002, 14:35
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After the misterious dissaperance of the leader of the Kaladar Confederation, riots break out all around the north of South America, fueled by separatist ultra-nationalist terrorists.
The Southern Federation feels the situation is out of control , and sends its' ground forces to establish order. The move is suprising applauded by the local population that has been sick of the inadequate leadership of the confederation ,and is simpathetic to the ideas of pan-americanism expressed by the benevolent Leader of the SF , President Dalgetti.
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May 9, 2002, 14:37
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agreed kassiopeia .
we'll wait.
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May 9, 2002, 14:38
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Yes, let's put all the warmongering off until we actually have an accurate map to use. Right now, all of our troop movements are based on guesswork. Plus, it will give Dal time to get me back into his alliance. I'm withdrawing as of now and waiting for an apology from the leader of Eliland...
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May 9, 2002, 14:38
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I think Eliland and Israeli should postpone their campaign until tomorrow, when I can finally redraw the map
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Which applies to the Káladar Conf., Southern Fed. and all the other countries also.
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May 9, 2002, 14:40
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Drake, you have my promise on LZ , and kassland.
btw, we're yet to see any movement by your troops.
I'll propose an offensive move against Morbia.
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May 9, 2002, 14:40
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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Yes, let's put all the warmongering off until we actually have an accurate map to use. Right now, all of our troop movements are based on guesswork. Plus, it will give Dal time to get me back into his alliance. I'm withdrawing as of now and waiting for an apology from the leader of Eliland...
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Apology in the form of 20 battleships is on it's way.
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May 9, 2002, 14:40
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Oh, you listened!
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May 9, 2002, 14:42
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Originally posted by Dalgetti
btw, we're yet to see any movement by your troops.
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Catamarans and mutant sea bass don't show up on radar...
That's probably why Eli is sending his battleships into a trap right now...
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May 9, 2002, 14:42
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Hmmm.
Turns out that the Finnish Bombers were actually seagulls that had previously visited the local McDonald's. (Man these things can ****!)
On the other hand, this incident has proved once and for all that Eli cannot be trusted :
DT, the 7th fleet is moving to intercept Eli's near midway...
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May 9, 2002, 14:44
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Dalgetti :
According to the agreement backed by the Elders of Zion you must join my crusade against the axis of evil - Rikele(  ) and Tungestan.
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May 9, 2002, 14:45
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Man you guys move fast!
OK i'm calling back my fleet...
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May 9, 2002, 14:45
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Eli has to move his ships through the Drake Passage. There's no other way. Find him and fire at will...
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May 9, 2002, 14:45
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Originally posted by Richelieu
Man you guys move fast!
OK i'm calling back my fleet...
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Good.
Dalgetti, the crusade is called off.
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May 9, 2002, 14:47
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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Eli has to move his ships through the Drake Passage. There's no other way. Find him and fire at will...
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The Israeli fleet had stopped, regrouped, howled on the moon and turned around. The war had been called off for the sake of the effort to crush Finland.
Now, I have a movie to watch. Please try not to burn my capitol in the next couple hours.
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May 9, 2002, 14:51
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Originally posted by Eli
Dalgetti :
According to the agreement backed by the Elders of Zion you must join my crusade against the axis of evil - Rikele( ) and Tungestan.
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How am i supposed to misspell "Eli"...
It ain't fair... my DL's name is gonna be "X".
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May 9, 2002, 14:51
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now , people, let kassi draw the map.
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May 9, 2002, 14:53
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Yeah.. you're all invited to Hawaii for a peace conference.
Beer's on me.
Who's gonna bring the nachos ?
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May 9, 2002, 15:43
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Hey, HAITI is still free, right??
I demand the whole island of HISPANIOLA! The name of the nation will be Adenia.
And I'd like to negotiate with the jews (who have it now?) about GOA, India.
Jamaica and Tibet are next in line.
Don't worry, Adenians are friendly folk, we just want to smoke hash peacefully and rule with liberal social democratic (LSD) ideology
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May 9, 2002, 16:29
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lol @ Dalgetti
dream on!
But whoever offered me that antiterror treaty, (which might be Dalgetti too) I agree.
I declare the glory, majesty, and continued unity of the Káladar Confederation, and whatever rebels that might have sporadically caused some minor inconveniences around the Confederation have been arrested and summarily re-engineered, so that they are now all productive, cooperative citizens.
With capital at Quito,
and ruling over:
Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela, all 3 Guyanas, Quebec, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Iran, Iraq, Kurdistan, Transcaucasia, Burma, Thailand (man that feels good) and possibly Washington state, Oregon, and California.
Now, who represents the Canadians?!
What's the difference between Eliland and "For Israelis" (can we just call that, "Israel"?)
And, where's that map? I need it before making any decisions
Kass, why don't you post the original file (adobe or corel) somewhere?
This way, some of us can fiddle with it.
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May 9, 2002, 16:43
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And who speaks for the Isrealis? I want negotiations over Goa!
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May 9, 2002, 16:45
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Eli speaks for the Israelis.
At least he did when I traded for Quebec.
Am I the only person who thinks that having one person (Eli) in charge of two countries (Eliland and Israel) seems to be somewhat irregular?
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Ade: Eli speaks for the Israelis and Eliland.
Here's the original file in a Zip-package
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May 9, 2002, 16:49
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ranskaldan: no, you aren't. But then again, aaglo did cease Aagloland to me, and now it's Greater Finland, Aagloland and Kassland... maybe Eliland is now an autonomical province of Israel.
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May 9, 2002, 16:50
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Who speaks for the Canadians, the Palestinians, and most importantly of all, The United  States  of  America?
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May 9, 2002, 16:54
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How did you do the files, kass?
adobe?
If so, can you post that too?
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May 9, 2002, 16:54
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Who cares about the U  S  A? They have nothing but a few log cabinets and a penquin farm down at Antarctica. Palestinians were just originally sent to Cuba for some reason, and Canada is spoken for by... KrazyHorse mayhaps?
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May 9, 2002, 16:55
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How I did the files?
A secret of the trade my friend...
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