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Tahiti is the main island in French Polynesia. One of the little islands in the southwest part of your map.
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May 7, 2002, 13:06
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Thanks Tungsten. Luckily I found my atlas.  MAP UPDATED
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May 7, 2002, 13:07
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Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
Though I am a cruel and merciless ruler, I'm willing to spare you. Why don't we join forces and split the Pacific at the Equator? It would keep that usurper Slowwhand out of our ocean...
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Agreed. And we should begin training for an invasion just in case he does get Kamchatka. 
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May 7, 2002, 13:08
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Can you get that annoying "For Blisterz" out of my land? There is a lot of place to the left. 
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May 7, 2002, 13:10
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Originally posted by Richelieu
Agreed. And we should begin training for an invasion just in case he does get Kamchatka.
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It's settled then. Will have our first training exercise on Maui next week. I'll bring my crack Polynesian units to show you how invasions are done...
Richelieu and Tungsten form Honolulu Pact to contain Slowwhand aggression!
This is fun. Like Civ, only more absurd... 
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May 7, 2002, 13:13
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Eli: This demand cut away a part of your western territorial waters. More of these and Iceland may find it's way independent
*sigh* MAP UPDATED
Hey, Kamchatka is a part of Greater Finland and Kassland! No one dare try invade it!
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May 7, 2002, 13:17
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Originally posted by kassiopeia
Eli: This demand cut away a part of your western territorial waters.
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I have plenty of space for nuclear tests anyway. 
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May 7, 2002, 13:17
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Originally posted by kassiopeia
Eli: This demand cut away a part of your western territorial waters. More of these and Iceland may find it's way independent
*sigh* MAP UPDATED
Hey, Kamchatka is a part of Greater Finland and Kassland! No one dare try invade it!
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Do not worry great leader of the Finns! Never would we inflict upon you the sorrow that a (yadddi yadddi yadda)...
 Hey Tungsten : i think there's oil in Kamchatka... maybe we should do more than training exercises...
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May 7, 2002, 13:21
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May 7, 2002, 13:24
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Let's see... Greater Finland and Kassland is somewhat larger then the USSR in it's fat days (if there were any). We have all the military arsenal that remained, coupled with the spirit of Winter War a horde of nuclear weapons.
BAD IDEA! There's oil at Alaska and ME, more resources and less defended too
Not my problem if you want to share the Pacific. Just Sloww's problem. 
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May 7, 2002, 13:31
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I believe I've thought of a solution. In order to avoid a war with the great (and frightening) Finnish empire, Richelieu and I will split the Pacific at the Equator as planned. Richelieu will control the islands north of the Equator, while I will control the islands south of the Equator that aren't already claimed (like Tonga). In order to compensate Slowwhand for Tahiti, he will be given either St. Helena or the Kerguelen Islands. His choice (and what a choice it is)...
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May 7, 2002, 13:36
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Greater Finland and Kassland accepts the Tungstenian proposal.
Shall we take it to the UN Council for confirmation (the headquarters are handily located at Tampere, Finland).
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May 7, 2002, 13:39
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May 7, 2002, 13:41
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Excellent! Once again a threatening crisis is thwarted by co-operation of Those Who Rule. 
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May 7, 2002, 13:44
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I'm happy to see that Canada's new living accomodations are so much more comfortable, climate-wise.
It's a shame the former inhabitants left their trash everywhere, though.
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May 7, 2002, 13:46
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KH,
Not everywhere. Most of it is in New Jersey.
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May 7, 2002, 13:47
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KH: Well, the hurry they were in... hoarding all those winter clothes, they forgot to clean up.
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May 7, 2002, 13:52
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Hey KH, separation has been achieved.
On est rendus ā Hawaii!
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May 7, 2002, 13:56
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The Rest of Canada will invade within the week.
I'll be busy conducting fifth column activities. 
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May 7, 2002, 13:59
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Invading? Where? The UN might need to take Peacekeeping action, unless I tell it not to.
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May 7, 2002, 14:01
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Canada's invading Richelieu's francophone island paradise.
By the way, we are the peacekeepers. We're going in to help the benighted anglophone minority...
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May 7, 2002, 14:02
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Nah...
They'll need at least six months to clean things up downthere. And besides, they can't be bothered during the playoffs.
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May 7, 2002, 14:04
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This mission has no (official) authorisation! The UN had full trust in Richeliu's fairness the instant we gave Hawaii to him. 
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May 7, 2002, 14:05
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Richelieu : I offer a military alliance against Canada.
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Your soldiers are too busy dying of frostbite.
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May 7, 2002, 14:16
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MEANWHILE
On the Western shores of Madagascar, a fleet of transports has assembled. The Invasion force is almost ready...
Mozambique will be ours!!!
Today is the Great Day of the beginning of Madagascarian Ascendancy...
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May 7, 2002, 14:35
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Should we extend the Honolulu Pact to contain Canadian aggression as well, Richelieu? Not that we should be too concerned, considering what Canada has for a navy. My catamarans and sea bass should handle them easily... 
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May 7, 2002, 14:46
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I have no wish to engage in a conflict with the Canadians... now that i'm finally free of them!
If such an invasion were to be attempted though... we are comforted by the offers of help from our neighbours in Israel and Tungsten's empire.
We shall organize a monster LUAU (sp) to thank all our friends!
I'm guessing we'll get a lot of Israelis... It's cold as hell upthere isn't it ?
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May 7, 2002, 15:12
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sure. unless incidently by the term "island" you mean Australia somehow. in which case I will hunt you down like dogs and send you to the prison camps of tasmania where you will stay while i mismanage your empires into total collapse.
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May 7, 2002, 15:17
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How about a deal? I'll cede any remaining claim I have to Australia in exchange for the extradition of Alexander's Horse to my empire. I would also accept a promise from you that you will keep him under solitary confinement on Tasmania for the rest of his natural life. As long as the world's number one troll is behind bars, the rest of us can live in peace. Isn't that what we all want?
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