The Conquest Thread - Page 4

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 17:20

But does that mean we have to skip the fighting and nuking parts?...

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 17:25

You know... this thread has devolved into a Kaladar&South vs GreaterFinland typing match. It would, in fact, be a lot more interesting if we got the other players (godunov, richelieu, drake tungsten, devilmunchkin, eli, morb, cptn antilles etc) to return.

Anodyne · May 12, 2002, 17:27

I'm pleased to see that I have Tibet and Nepal added to Adenia. But I want more;
Bhutan, (whole) Kashmir and Goa!
...while the only problem is all of these three existing in Eliland's areas, I suppose we could come up with a compromise... Aagloland has nice naval connections to the east coast of India...

And to the map-man;
You could erase the old borders and country names... (except those that are on the areas not yet conquered) it would make the map look less messy

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 17:29

well, i need the old borders to draw the border lines,... unless, of course, someone has a label-less map of the world, but with the old borders.

Anodyne · May 12, 2002, 17:31

Kassiopeia drew the first map, so he might have the original...

Kassiopeia · May 12, 2002, 17:31

LightEning:

May I suggest that the Duchy of Straylight join alongside EEE and GF in The Pact of All Pacts?

Mercator · May 12, 2002, 17:32

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I'm glad that this skilled tactician and negotiator is working for me.

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Mercator: Don't forget that the dolphins get all the seas!

Sure

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But does that mean we have to skip the fighting and nuking parts?...

Well, with world peace around, we can technologically develop at an unbelievable pace... We'd be able to create an entire simulated world in which we can playfully continue the petty fights.

So we have a deal. World peace has been achieved... The rest of this thread will play in a cybercopy of the real world where world peace hanns't been established.

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 17:32

His map has the country names, though...

Kassiopeia · May 12, 2002, 17:33

Underling Ade: Original map, methinks, can be deelled as a Zip-archive from here.

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 17:33

merc:

Kassiopeia · May 12, 2002, 17:34

Oh yes, it has country names. I couldn't find a map with the country borders yet without the names.

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 17:36

Ah, and so, to save everyone from the lethargy of doing nothing, Kaladar has invaded South China.

History Guy · May 12, 2002, 17:38

NEWS FLASH!!! GERMANY HATH BEEN (DARE I SAY IT) INVADED!!!

This is James Donkeywhit reporting from Sausageheim, Germany, on the border with Eastern Europe. Behind me you can see signs of terror and destruction...smashed windows, broken cheese molds, burning sausage factories, dead chickens everywhere...At around nine o'clock in the evening, about 10,000 heavily armed Eastern European shock troops snuck across the German border in a routine country-to-country egg transport convoy. Much to the surprise of the border guards and the farmers living in the region, out popped the shock troops, shouting their blood curdling battle cry "Buffalo Chip!" Within minutes, the border troops and the farmers were overcome, and now, as you can see, tanks roll across what was once a small, prosperous sausage town. How will this invasion end? We'll inform you when something important happens...Reporters sent to interview King Vlad History Guy have been sent away...on stretchers...Stand by for more information!

In other news today, a man swallowed a cow whole. Admittedly, it was a small, sickly cow, but the feat is still astounding...

Ari Rahikkala · May 12, 2002, 17:39

* a message that is written on wet paper materialises in kass's office *

Counterpart kassiopeia: Duchy of Straylight is interested in hearing more from you. What are the clauses of the pact?

Please leave your answer in a bottle to the Atlantic ocean on the Norwegian coast.

Anodyne · May 12, 2002, 17:39

You could always doodle them out in Adobe or PSP, shouldn't be too hard.

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 17:43

the dolphins find a bottle off the coast of Massachusetts:

my dolphin comrades:

Greater Finland's sea realm is, at best, DISMAL.
If you join the Lima Pact, we will give you ALL OF THE ATLANTIC, and ALL OF THE MEDITERRANEAN, at no extra cost. We will also construct great aqueducts across Europe and North America so that dolphins can freely migrate from the Atlantic to the Pacific and back, in return for human shipping rights over the Atlantic.

your human friend,

Chancellor of New Canada

History Guy · May 12, 2002, 17:43

Kassiopeia, Mercator,

Sirs, my men have crossed the border, and have proceded to steal all German chickens as planned. The men have convinced me to move onward for a *lightning fast invasion of Germany!!!!* Is this OK with you? If so, when we conquer...I mean, if we conquer...Who gets the place? I mean, hey, it's my boys in Germany, so it should be annexed to my empire, right? Right? Righty-O?

Awaiting your answer,
His Royal Majesty,
King Vlad History Guy

History Guy · May 12, 2002, 17:46

The dolphins find a bottle off Greenland:

Mein Dolphine Komerades:

The Lima Pact's sea realm is, at best, DISMAL. If you join the Pact of All Pacts, we will give you ALL OF THE ATLANTIC and ALL OF THE MEDITERRANEAN, at no extra cost.

Your Human Friend,
His Royal Majesty,
King Vlad History Guy

Love ya dolphins, man!

Kassiopeia · May 12, 2002, 17:46

*sends the Southern Army Corps, supported by a horde of air forces, to retake South China*

*sends economic support to EEE in form of 20 000 cows and 10 000 units of poultry*

*decides to occupy Scandinavia and oppress the native population for a while*

*decides to send a crack strike team to Australia to discuss terms of annexment with morb... if they can't reach morb, they will attend to the Melbourne Theme Park for a little R & R*

LightEning:

Well, quite simple. You keep the seas, and keep our seagoing vessels secure, and help us in a possible conflict, and we will keep anyone from trying to cause any harm to you... What exactly do dolphins eat? Tuna fish?

*sends LE a gift of 200 tonnes of tuna*

There goes the foreign relations budjet for today.

Mercator · May 12, 2002, 17:48

You already have Germany.

(check out the newest version of the map)
Proceed further into Europe, Africa and Asia as you wish.

And how about this map... Or maybe that's a little too bland:
http://www.aag.org/HDGC/www/urban/supporting/world.GIF

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 17:48

The dolphins find a message off the coast of Morocco:

As you can see, we have both sides of the Atlantic, whilst the Finns only have one. This way, we can actually give you what we promised, as opposed to the Finns, who will only be able to offer the Arctic Ocean.

Don't listen to the "human fried" of Eastern Europe.

Yours truly

the people of New Canada, Kaladar and the South

Bosh · May 12, 2002, 17:49

I claim the Grand Imperial Federation of Small Useless Islands That Are Located Somewhat Near the Indian Ocean (GIFSUITARSNIO), which consists of:

Maldives, Seycelles, Mauritius, Qatar, Panang, Cannamore Islands, Coco Islands, Christmas Island, Amsterdam Island, St. Paul Island, McDonald Island, Heard Island, Cozet Island, Prince Edward Island (the one south of south america, not the one in Canada), Gough Island, Tristan de Cunha, St. Helena, South Orkney Island, Reunion, the Comoros, and Socrota, and Timor.

And of these Islands claims by anyone else will face the wrath of the allmighty GIFSUITARSNIO!

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 17:49

Canada invades Hispaniola.

I'd like to see the Finns reach THAT.

Kassiopeia · May 12, 2002, 17:50

Vlad History, your request for a permission to continue your campaign is approved. You may take it as a part of EEE.
The Eastern Army Corps and the FAF will provide assistance if needed. And keep stealing those chicken! They are of great strategic value!

Btw, I think we can throw Straylight *all* of our aerial waters should the agree to the Pact of All Pacts. And 70 percent of all tuna produced.

History Guy · May 12, 2002, 17:51

(Excerpts from a 45 minute speech delivered by King Vlad History Guy)

Well, buds...Germany is ours! Yes, we have...and we...Serbia...conquered Germany! Our casualties were...but theirs were a whole heck of a lot more. I say that we can know truly call ourselves an empire! It is...the EMPIRE OF EASTERN EUROPE!!! And...Kassiopeia of Finland has sent...a whole heck of a lot of cows...Thanks...(Clapping)

Mercator · May 12, 2002, 17:52

/me retakes Kamchatka, and while he's at it, annexes Alaska.

The troops that were patrolling the EEE, have reached home and make preparations for the counterattack in South China.

Kassiopeia · May 12, 2002, 17:52

Where the heck is Hispaniola?

(The Professional Decease of a Ruler of an Immense Empire strikes again)

Kassiopeia · May 12, 2002, 17:54

Good to see that Mercator is up to speed. Join the Southern Army Corps and assault South China as soon as you are ready.

Mercator · May 12, 2002, 17:54

Haiti + Dominican Republic... Next to Cuba.

Panag · May 12, 2002, 17:55

Quote:

Originally posted by Eli
Israeli forces start entering the Benelux countries.

Message to ZOG members :

Lama she-lo naase brit mi-shelanu? Ze ihie harbe yoter pashut, ve lo niztareh lehistabeh im kol ha britot ha aherot.

hi ,

whe where not told , snif , snif , now we shall miss the action , ...
Eli this is unfair from you , snif , snif , ...

have a nice day