The Conquest Thread - Page 5

Kassiopeia · May 12, 2002, 17:55

Ok... *sends a crack strike team to eliminate the new governor of Hispaniola*

*Hispaniola is retaken to GF*

Bosh · May 12, 2002, 17:56

NEWSFLASH!
Russian Fishing Fleet flees Greater Finland and Conquers Indian Ocean!

Captain Boris Dunkonov of the GIFSUITARSNIOSS Smirnov gazed out across the bare land of McDonald island. Yes this would be the perfect place for the capital of the GIFSUITARSNIO, the hamburders were plentiful and the vodka deserves would last entire days. From here the fearsom fishy fleet of the GIFSUITARSNIO would issue forth combing the indian ocean for fish and cheap alcohol far away from the grasping spindly fingers of those infernal Finns!

Ari Rahikkala · May 12, 2002, 17:57

* a new message materialises in the capital of the capital of Greater Finland *

Lesser leader kassiopeia: Unfortunately we must decline the offer, in light of greater possibilities that are just around the corner for us. The tuna fish is sent back to you after our laboratories very negative (or, in a way, positive) results. Next time, make sure your tuna is dolphin safe. Oh, and consider having your ships go through our areas a thing of the past.

* a rather strange-looking human-something hybrid with webbed fingers and large lungs steps into the office of ranskaldan *

I bear a short message: We accept all the clauses of this pact and welcome the addition of several areas of warm waters into our duke's domain. Consider yourselves pactmates and equals with the dolphins.

* the ambassador leaves ranskaldan's office and is later seen diving into the Atlantic sea *

Anodyne · May 12, 2002, 17:57

Hispaniola = Island east of Cuba, in the Caribbea...

And while GF is waging war in north and south, Adenia sees a great opportunity and invades the whole area of Kashmir, Bhutan, and northeast India (that little part of land between Bangladesh and Tibet that seems like cut off from the rest of India. After that Adenian troops head towards Goa, and eventually, the whole India!

devilmunchkin · May 12, 2002, 17:57

*is now the world's leading producer in coconuts due to revenue gained from incoming cruise ships. hey..you leaders...i think my place is a great way to go if you wanna get out of the political ring and relax ,.woo hoo!*

History Guy · May 12, 2002, 17:57

From General Sasha Crybaby, EEE Army

Kassiopeia, Mein Herr, We are so glad zhat you haz dezideed to tozz in yer lot vith oos. We zank you for your azziztanz in zhis campaign.

Zankz!

A young dolphin bumps his head against a bottle with this message inside:

Hey, look, you aren't listening to those guys are you? Hey! For all you know they cheat at cards!! We Fins and Eastern Europeans and Mongolians don't! No way! And, look, we have more tuna than they do! And we have the bomb! Of course...so does everyone...but we have it too! And with your assistance we can defeat these guys at sea, and form a magnificient empire where everyone is equal, girls and boys, men and dolphins!

Your Human Friend,
King Vlad History Guy

Mercator · May 12, 2002, 17:58

The main Mongolian Cavalry and Guerilla Forces attack Kaladar from the rear (they've taken the liberty to go through India).
Mongolian Infantry joins the Southern Army Corps.

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 17:59

In an absolutely expert move, Kaladar lands near Inchon, Korea and rapidly takes all major ports in Korea.

Kassland has been totally cut off by the Sixth Fleet, originally stationed in the Bay of Bengal, now patrolling the East China Sea.

History Guy · May 12, 2002, 17:59

The Eastern Europeans march down to clear all of Europe!! All of it! Hahhahahaha!

Ari Rahikkala · May 12, 2002, 18:01

* LightEning, leader of the Salomon Pod and Duke of Straylight, floats somewhere on the Bermuda Triangle and clearly has some kind of a devious plan in his mind. Unfortunately Ari Rahikkala, the secret Finnish operative who mind controls LightEning, has noticed that he has homework to do and sleep to get, so the duchy of Straylight will have to go inactive for some time *

History Guy · May 12, 2002, 18:02

*Eastern Europeans smuggle a tiger into the room of the new governor of Korea*

Bosh · May 12, 2002, 18:03

Captain Boris Dunkonov stroaked his greasy vodka-drenched beard, the reports of cruise ships in the eastern islands looked mighty interesting, he would have to send a detachment of one of his finest whalers and three, no five, trawlers to, how did it go? Oh yes "get out of the political ring and relax." And he really had been meaning to see how useful whaling harpoons were for boarding...

Mercator · May 12, 2002, 18:03

/me wonders if there is any limit to anyone's armies, shrugs, and promptly dispatches armies to deal with the Korean troubles and to capture Pakistan and Iran.

devilmunchkin · May 12, 2002, 18:04

*wonders why there is so much fighting*

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 18:05

LOL!!!

the map, btw, is becoming impossible to draw.

History Guy · May 12, 2002, 18:06

*The King hauls off and slaps his secretary when he questions his sanity...then the King orders an invasion of what's left of France...*

devilmunchkin · May 12, 2002, 18:07

ranskaldan..i still can't see the map. it's just a box with a red x

Anodyne · May 12, 2002, 18:08

Quote:

Originally posted by Mercator
The main Mongolian Cavalry and Guerilla Forces attack Kaladar from the rear (they've taken the liberty to go through India).
Mongolian Infantry joins the Southern Army Corps.

Yes, you'll have the liberty to go through India - I'm doing quite good in conquering it - I've won the trust of the native population via extensive hash-campaigns (they dig the stuff...). Soon, the whole India will be annexed to Adenia and Greater Tibet!

History Guy · May 12, 2002, 18:08

The King decides that he's done enough for one hour and sits and watches Jaws. Maybe he'll be back to conquer more later, he muses.

A bunch of Serbians sneak around Europe, claiming land for the King.

Mercator · May 12, 2002, 18:11

Quote:

Originally posted by devilmunchkin
*wonders why there is so much fighting*

Well, there really is world peace... It's all just a war simulation.

General Ludd · May 12, 2002, 18:11

Worried about the finnish occupation of African savannahs, the Grand Poobah of Savannahland begins the recuitment and training of kamikaze gazelles.

Kassiopeia · May 12, 2002, 18:12

DM: If you supply us with all the coconuts we need, and we agree to protect you from any outer harm, would you join The Pact of All Pacts?

Mercator · May 12, 2002, 18:14

Tired after a day of fighting, Mercator temporarily retreats to devilmunchkin's Earthly paradise for some well-earned rest.

Kassiopeia · May 12, 2002, 18:14

Btw, the Serbian colony of Brazil should now belong to EEE too if you conquered Serbia. Can we get a little piece of it? We could arrange the defence of the entire Brazil area in exchange.

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 18:17

MAP UPDATED..... to the best of my abilities.

enough adobe photoshopping for today. I trust that all of you will be able to remember the changing boundaries for the next 24 hours or so.

Oh yeah, I've duely replaced the Hispaniolan and Korean governors. They now live deep under the Atlantic Ocean, and govern thru telepathy.

Kassiopeia · May 12, 2002, 18:21

I was thinking... Greater Finland, is it a democracy? I don't think so... maybe a technocracy? Simply an empire? You see, I don't have a title yet.

I will withdraw to spend my time in a relaxation cycle, pondering this matter carefully. I trust that my worthy governors will take care of the affairs of the state for the time being.

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 18:27

Well.

I must leave this thread before my entire being becomes possessed by it.

In the meantime, I have arrived at Bermuda and begins taking a tour of the Atlantic together with a few Dolphins.

I trust that my worthy allies, that is, Dalgetti, KrazyHorse, LightEning, Godunov, Richelieu, and Drake Tungsten, will protect my realms. Just don't take anything from it, and if you conquer anything using my troops, accord that area to me. Thank you.

History Guy · May 12, 2002, 18:28

Well, I'm off now...Back later...Brazil is ours?? Gee, thanks! Yeah, well share some cocoa bean plantations or something, Kass!

ranskaldan · May 12, 2002, 18:30

no.... i don't think Brazil is yours yet.

Dalgetti invaded and annexed it a long time ago

But, of course, you can try an amphibious assault. In which case you'll have to deal with the wonderful Dolphins.

Anodyne · May 12, 2002, 18:34

Why isn't The Occupation (well... liberation is the term I prefer

) of India recorded on the map! Adenian troops just ended the operation of conquering India! Along with the aid of the troops from Greater Mongolia on their way to the middle asia...