May 12, 2002, 18:38
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that'll be in the next update...
i'll do it tomorrow.
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May 12, 2002, 18:48
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I am sending thousands of fanatical Wahabi warriors to stop the Finns from taking India. Also, Bedouin raiders are looting Iraq and Syria.
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May 12, 2002, 21:01
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Stirs of unrest are present not only in Swaziland, but in the surrounding Kwa-Zulu Natal and Lesotho.
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May 12, 2002, 21:17
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New Canada has completed a Maglev route from New York to San Francisco, specially for the use of the dolphins, in return for their gracious tolerance of New Canadian ships crisscrossing the Atlantic.
Twenty specially-designed watertank trains have been designed to carry dolphins from the Atlantic to the Pacific in 12 hours, with a brief stopover at the Great Lakes to relieve claustrophobia for the dolphins. Trains are equipped with speakers broadcasting sea sounds and New Age music, as well as a constant supply of live North Atlantic tuna fish.
Another route, from Houston to San Diego, has been planned. Dolphins have also been given privileges at the Suez Canal.
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May 12, 2002, 22:59
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Orange: Hey, you'd vanished, so Mozambique was up for grabs. Sorry about the decapitating bit. Maybe that was a bit of overzealousness on the part of my troops. Hey, at least they didn't castrate you impale you, eh?
Hobbes: You are foolish to think there would be significant unrest under my magnanimous, enlightened rule. It is, after all, the FABULOUS realm of Godunova.
However, if you wish to govern Swaziland as a loyal vassal of Godunova, so be it. But you simply must get a haircut.
Tsar Boris I
PS--Godunovan tank divisions are massing in the northern borders of Saudi Arabia...
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May 12, 2002, 23:26
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A haircut, eh? Done, but just a trim. I will proudly serve Godunova as the Governer of Swaziland! 
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May 12, 2002, 23:30
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Who would I see about purchasing Joao Pessoa, Brazil to carve out my own tiny republic?
And if they won't sell, can I raise a revolt there and declare us independent?
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May 12, 2002, 23:31
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Hey!
I thought you were my ally, Godunov?
But oh well
finally someone who belongs to neither the Lima Pact and the Pact of All Pacts!
this should be interesting
will he attack iran? or iraq?
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May 12, 2002, 23:32
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Dom Pedro:
You can wait for Dalgetti to come along and make you, for example, Governor of Brazil.
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May 12, 2002, 23:37
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Ah! Thank you, ranskaldan, I'll take it up with him... I hope he's the generous type . Besides, he could use a charismatic, Portuguese-speaking Brazilian to keep the natives in order. 
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I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...
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May 12, 2002, 23:39
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DM: If you supply us with all the coconuts we need, and we agree to protect you from any outer harm, would you join The Pact of All Pacts?
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is there a full document of what this entails? i don't want to get caught up in any fine print.
also, ...
what? you don't think my country can defend itself using coconuts as cannonballs?? 
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May 12, 2002, 23:40
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Hobbes: Excellent. Massive state festivities to celebrate to occasion.
Ranskaldan: Ok maybe His Highness Boris is confused...you own the Middle East? I thought it belonged to the new Roman Empire?!
I thought I was in a pact with Dalgetti, but that isn't on the list!
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May 12, 2002, 23:41
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Originally posted by Natan
I am sending thousands of fanatical Wahabi warriors to stop the Finns from taking India. Also, Bedouin raiders are looting Iraq and Syria.
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hi ,
what about the Druze , what about the Druze , "we want a job too" , .......
have a nice day
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May 12, 2002, 23:42
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Godunov:
Indeed, I own Iraq, the Levant, and Turkey.
And I, of course, am allied with Dalgetti. I didn't know about your extant agreement with him, but i'll add it in the next edition of the map.
Our common enemy, is of course, Finland. They have overrun Persia and Pakistan. Not shown on the map is that they have also overrun India.
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May 12, 2002, 23:44
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Boris: Right on! My Zulus are ready to fight those bastards on the Arabian boarder.
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May 12, 2002, 23:45
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Hey, Boris... if you're in a pact with Dalgetti, care to put in a good word for me? 
If all else fails, can I still claim Mars? How about Mars and Alpha Centauri! There ya go!
Cowtow all other nations! Fear the might of the Lucasian Empire!
Size : a 4 lightyears!
Population : 0
GNP : $0
per capita income : $0
size of army : 1 man (me)
hmmm... I'm going to need settlers... 
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I truly believe that America is the world's second chance. I only hope we get a third...
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May 12, 2002, 23:45
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What do you think would happen should I invade Aagloland? Aaglo seems to have abdicated his duties, and my armies are salivating--er, I mean, the people of Aagloland yeard for freedom from his oppression...
Hobbes: You are also granted Lesostho. I can't be bothered with such tiny nations. I suggest making it a golf course or something. And think about dying your hair.
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May 12, 2002, 23:47
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Dom: Dalgetti is master of his own domain, alas, and while I will vouch for your character, I can't promise he will listen.
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May 12, 2002, 23:48
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Good enough 
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May 12, 2002, 23:50
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Warlord
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Boris: Great, thanks. The people of Lesotho rejoice! What colour should I dye it?
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May 12, 2002, 23:50
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Hardeeharhar. *Tsar Boris not easily amused by such puns*
EDIT:
Hobbes: I dunno, ever try magenta?
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May 12, 2002, 23:52
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Ah... so changes that the map doesn't reflect:
Adenia now controls India.
Finland and Kaladar are involved in messy jungle fighting in Indochina and South China.
New Canada has put down the Oregonian insurrection.
Godunov is a member of the Lima Pact.
Richelieu and Tungsten are being invited to the Lima Pact.
Hobbes is the governor of Zululand.
Dom Pedro II will soon be the governor of Brazil.
Godunov prepares an invasion of Aagloland.
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Last edited by ranskaldan; May 12, 2002 at 23:59.
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May 12, 2002, 23:54
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Warlord
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When are you gonna update the map?
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"...gays who, because they just NEEDED their orgies..." -Mr. A. Speer
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May 12, 2002, 23:55
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Hardeeharhar. *Tsar Boris not easily amused by such puns*
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*Citizen Pedro is genuinely confused* Huh?
And, I'm not governor yet... its still pending... on the other hand, I hold my claim to Mars till I know for sure! 
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May 12, 2002, 23:55
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* THE LIMA PACT
Dalgetti - The Southern Federation.
.Dom Pedro II - Province of Brazil & Mars
Ranskaldan/KrazyHorse - New Canada & Káladar Confederation
Boris Godunov - Empire of Godunova
.Hobbes - Province of Zululand
Lightening - Duchy of Straylight
LaRusso - Former Colony of Serbia (conquered by Southern Federation)
* THE HONOLULU PACT
Richelieu - The North Pacific & Central America
Drake Tungsten - The South Pacific
* "THE PACT OF ALL PACTS"
Kassiopeia - Greater Finland, & The Province of Kassland
.Zevico - Province of Uzbekistan
.Ade - Province of Adenia
.Aaglo/Kassiopeia - Province of Aagloland
.Mercator - Province of Greater Mongolia
History Guy - Empire of Eastern Europe
Orange - Former Mozambique (conquered by Godunova)
Eli - Greater Israel & the Province of Eliland
Guymener - EcoRepublic of Alaska
Devilmunchkin - East Indies
Rand Al'Tor - former Roman Empire (hurriedly partitioned between Eastern Europe & Kaladar)
Dr. Stiby - Senegal; Gambia; West Indies; New Caledonia; Djibouti
Morb - Australia minus Tasmania
Arrian - Britain & Ireland
Blisterz - Newfoundland
Sirotnikov - Palestine Liberation Organisation
Captain Antilles - "Lew" Zealand
Osweld - Savannahland
Adalbertus/Ecthelion - former Greater Germany (overrun by Eastern Europe)
Chowlett - Ceylon
Slowwhand - Jamaica
unclaimed regimes - Australians in Tasmania; United States of "America"
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May 12, 2002, 23:56
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Map?
probably tomorrow
i hate the idea of opening adobe now.
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May 12, 2002, 23:57
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Just call Swaziland-Lesotho-Natal "Zululand". Not so bloody long
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May 12, 2002, 23:58
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Dom: "Good enough" ...."Godunov"
I thought it was an intentional pun on my name.
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May 13, 2002, 00:00
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Prince
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hobbes: done.
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May 13, 2002, 00:01
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