The Conquest Thread - Page 7

ranskaldan · May 13, 2002, 00:02

tsk tsk.

Good enough indeed.

Dom Pedro II · May 13, 2002, 00:04

Quote:

Dom: "Good enough" ...."Godunov"

It wasn't intentional, but I'm disappointed I didn't think of it!

Boris Godunov · May 13, 2002, 00:11

You should be disappointed, as about 4 billion people have already thought of it.

I need an answer, ras: Will the Lima Pact support Godunova in its righteous crusage into Aagloland?

Hobbes: Zulu warriors need to be recalled from Arabia and back to Africa. Hmmm, have them await further instructions in Gabon. Also, the island(s) of Comoros are just north of Madagascar. I hereby add them you Zululand's fiefdom.

Dom Pedro II · May 13, 2002, 00:15

Well, I'm sure its a lot easier to spot when somebody says it as opposed to reading it.

ranskaldan · May 13, 2002, 00:22

Godunov:

it's ran, not ras.

and yes, I support you. fully.

Hobbes · May 13, 2002, 00:23

Kick ass, islands are cool!

ranskaldan · May 13, 2002, 00:44

MAP UPDATED

devilmunchkin: do you still have problems with viewing the map?

Dom Pedro II · May 13, 2002, 00:47

Now that's just funny!

I just ask for a place, and bam it's mine... I never knew it was that easy...

Kassiopeia · May 13, 2002, 09:15

*BUMP*

DM: Well, what do you want? All your obligations would be selling us coconuts for low price and keeping peace in the area. We would aid in your defence and make sure your serene territory is not stirred by the ongoing conflicts.

Ari Rahikkala · May 13, 2002, 09:30

After large transportations on the Dolphins' Rail of New Canada a large population of Tursiops covertis and Tursiops advancis is seeded in the North Pacific Ocean. Borders are "reworked" through cultural assimilation and espionage operations

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History Guy · May 13, 2002, 10:21

King Vlad History Guy stretches and yawns. What is there to do today? Ah yes, he thinks! Eastern European Golf! He decides to come back to the political arena later, and he gives express orders to his agents to shoot any invaders on sight...

History Guy · May 13, 2002, 13:37

*bumps thread back into rightly position*

History Guy · May 13, 2002, 13:42

Kassiopeia, now what shall we do? Most all of Europe is ours!

Sirotnikov · May 13, 2002, 15:10

Ok, seeing I'm meek and weak, I want to create some sort of pact.

I have lots of trained ... freedom fighters and some stolen weapons.

And lots and lots of cuban cigars.

Kassiopeia · May 13, 2002, 15:23

Siro, why not join the Pact of All Pacts?

devilmunchkin · May 13, 2002, 15:38

ranskaldan: no...still can't see it.

kass: ok, but i want anyone in the world to be able to visit as my land has no enemies. (yet....

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Ari Rahikkala · May 13, 2002, 15:40

Bah... I would attack the union of those little isles if I only was able to remember its name and acronym...

Kassiopeia · May 13, 2002, 15:52

DM: So it's agreed then?

devilmunchkin · May 13, 2002, 15:56

indeed. coconuts for defense and vacationers have full access.

*gets her workers to start rounding up coconuts. puts more revenue into coconut farms.*

History Guy · May 13, 2002, 16:13

Great news! My German workforce has finally figured out how to use the captured Sausage machines! We will now export genuine sausages to all over the world...except those areas currently controlled by dolphins. As for Cuban cigars, we'd love to import some over here in Eastern Europe...however, we expect Eastern Europe sausages to become a staple in Cuba in return...

Az · May 13, 2002, 18:24

good for you

.
now how about them rules that I've been talking about?

Anodyne · May 13, 2002, 18:45

Rules? Nay, funkiller!

Natan · May 13, 2002, 19:36

Siro, if your forces join me, they can recieve an endless supply of Yemeni Qat!

ranskaldan · May 13, 2002, 23:34

Siro:
Hi! I'm your nextdoor neighbour. Welcome to the friendly western hemisphere.
In the western hemisphere, everyone, like me, Dalgetti, Richelieu, Tungsten, and the duchy of Straylight, are all friends.
Do you want to be a friend with us too?

yours sincerely,
the Chancellor of New Canada

p.s. if you want to ally with the Finns instead, we, meaning the very closely-knit gang that surrounds you on four sides, will crush you.

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devilmunchkin: i don't know how to solve your problem

, maybe someone could post the map on another webspace site?

Frankychan · May 14, 2002, 00:11

I have absolutely no clue as what's going on here

But if its possible, can I join?

Guynemer · May 14, 2002, 00:11

Chancellor/King/Emperor/Prime Minister/President/Great Poobah Boris Godunov:

After careful deliberation with my advisors, secretaries, interns, groupies, and other assorted hangers-on, we have decided to seek closer relations with your government. We find that our political positions run very close to yours, though we of course would like to remain at peace if at all possible. Might a mutual defense pact be to your liking?

President Guynemer
Eco-Republic of Alaska

ranskaldan · May 14, 2002, 00:16

frankychan:
yeah, you can join.
As a basic summary, the world is divided into two camps.

One is the Lima Pact, which includes me (Canada), Dalgetti (the Southern Federation), Godunov (Godunova) and LightEning (the Duchy of StrayLight).

On the other side is the Pact of All Pacts, which includes kassiopeia (Greater Finland), his loyal advisor Mercator (Greater Mongolia), the myriad vassals of Finland, History Guy (E.E.E.) and devilmunchkin (East Indies).

A third side is the Honolulu Pact, consisting of Richelieu and Tungsten, (north & south pacific) who are generally friendly with the Lima Pact.

There is also Eli's Israel, which, like in real life, is somewhat alone, but seems to be, so far, opposed to the Finns.

What you can do now, is either take an unclaimed area (mostly islands now), or you can apply to become a vassal of either side.

The link to the map, if you need it, is in my signature.

Boris Godunov · May 14, 2002, 00:18

Tsar Boris the Great finds President Guynemer's suggestion intriguing. And Boris has always been a huge fan of ecological conservation.

Very well, in addition to the Lima Pact, Godunova hereby enters into a Mutual Protection Pact with Alaska. Said pact is not at all binding on the other members of the Lima Pact and is unrelated to it.

Godunova hereby declares that should any state seek war with Alaska, they consequently will have war with Godunova, and her mighty armies will crush any who do such a foolish thing.

ranskaldan · May 14, 2002, 00:19

New Canada, on behalf of the Lima Pact, hereby invites Guymener to join as an equal partner in the pact.

Boris Godunov · May 14, 2002, 00:25

:Conspire: Guymener, I wouldn't do it...those warmongers would have you mixed up in war with Finland in no time.

Why what a nice idea, Rans!