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Old May 18, 2002, 04:27   #91
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Blessed? He broke the cordless phone this morning, then he pulled all the books he could reach out of my bookcases (you can see some of the wreckage at his feet). He was about to "rearrange" the files in my filing cabinet when I took that piccy - he likes to pull the tabs off the hanging files so I don't know which file is which and have to pull them all out.

That's his "Hey Pat! what are you doing?" smile btw. Its a winner like, "who? me?"

Later in the day he cut off my internet access when I was in a civ II MP duel with Markusf Markusf refused to play on.

He spent most of the rest of the day trying to swallow anything he found lying around on the floor, climbing into cupboards or pulling the cords of electrical equipment and the computer powerboard.

Yes, I suppose you could say I'm blessed
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Old May 18, 2002, 04:30   #92
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Sounds like stuff you'd do, AH.
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Old May 18, 2002, 05:08   #93
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No way is Horse Australian. He's had that webcam all day and hasn't mooned at it yet.
Actually that was one of the first things I did Laz - but there's no photo because I couldn't work out how to reach my mouse and snap the picture whilst pointing my bum at the camera - they really should have an attachment for that.

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Old May 18, 2002, 05:14   #94
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Most good web cameras come with a timer.

If you've got WinXP you can also use this PowerToy called Webcam Timershot: http://download.microsoft.com/downlo...ertoySetup.exe
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Old May 18, 2002, 05:23   #95
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Sounds like you really want him to post that pic, asher.

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So do I, but for different reasons from why Asher wants him to, asexual reasons, pure curiosity
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Old May 18, 2002, 05:37   #97
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I would love to see AH post the pic and get banned.

I've already seen his ass in the videos he sent me anyway. At least I thought it was, it reminded me sort of like the Sasquatch siting more than anything else...
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Old May 18, 2002, 05:41   #98
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Oops, hadn't figured we're talking arses... nah, I want to see his face, that's it.
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Oops, hadn't figured we're talking arses... nah, I want to see his face, that's it.
LOL

I was just thinking you were slowly coming out again.

First the avatar, then seeing AH's ass out of "curiosity"...
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So do I, but for different reasons from why Asher wants him to, asexual reasons, pure curiosity

Uh-huh. Right. Sure.
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Hey, I have corrected that... I'm still all for the not-coffee-mugshot
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Hey, I have corrected that... I'm still all for the not-coffee-mugshot
If you're talking about your avatar it's still the flamer one.
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Andz and AH sitting in a tree...
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Blessed? He broke the cordless phone this morning, then he pulled all the books he could reach out of my bookcases (you can see some of the wreckage at his feet). He was about to "rearrange" the files in my filing cabinet when I took that piccy - he likes to pull the tabs off the hanging files so I don't know which file is which and have to pull them all out.

That's his "Hey Pat! what are you doing?" smile btw. Its a winner like, "who? me?"

Later in the day he cut off my internet access when I was in a civ II MP duel with Markusf Markusf refused to play on.

He spent most of the rest of the day trying to swallow anything he found lying around on the floor, climbing into cupboards or pulling the cords of electrical equipment and the computer powerboard.

Yes, I suppose you could say I'm blessed
As my mom would say. Your paying for your raising horsie.
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Old May 18, 2002, 07:56   #106
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Here Pat, type F-U-C..........
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It does my heart good to see the young being taught how to do research on the web at such an early age!

What sort of decorative shrub were you looking for, anyway?
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My namesake sure looks a lot like me.
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Yes he's very handsome
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Oh if he turned out like you Provost I'd be pretty happy with that.
Thankyou, I feel truly flattered, I think that must be the nicest thing you've ever said on this bulletin board AH
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Actually, aside from some pigment, he looks a lot like Prosper.
We'll have to get those two in the same room some day and let them demolish everything in sight together.

All of my belongings below knee level are now his...I even gave up and just handed him the TV remote, which is now a worthless hunk of slobbered on plastic.
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Have you taught Posper how to make DL's yet? Pat is seen here logging into the proxy server using one of the list of passwords you can't quite see on the post-it note attached to the bottom of my monitor

I believe he may have been responsible for the recent spate of Osamas
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Oh, Prosper has been any number of recent "posters".
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You rub the stuff in and probably end up smelling like a brewery truck.
No side-effects for you then eh?
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The side-effects can be more like brewers-droop than brewers-smell. Kind of counter productive eh?
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Not quite correct. It was about baldness and opened by AH.
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something else I just realized - Horse's kids are true Apolytoners...at least the younger one is...he's sporting bananas in pajamas
What kind of man goes around oggleing the banana in a little boy's jammies? Shame! Shame!
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