A Question! - Page 2

Eyes_Of_Night · May 20, 2002, 20:38

I am fully willing to play stratejojo, even on his 90X90 board. And if you want a save by save play of me playing, I'd be happy to do it. And for the comment about not sharing tricks, I have written more strategies on here than anyone. Not only that, but my strategies are extremely rare and very indepth. And to prove that I am by far the better player and more knowledgeable, I am willing to take one person from apolyton and apprentice him and teach him EVERYTHING I know. But only one person. You guys can vote or decide who you want that one person to be should you decide to do it.

Hydey · May 20, 2002, 20:51

Who shall be the lucky Grasshopper to learn from the master

Eyes_Of_Night · May 20, 2002, 21:23

You guys will have to vote and decide because I only have the time for one. Whoever it is must also agree to do everything I say and to practice what they learn. The apprentice will then go and beat the **** out of stratejojo. It will be the ultimate humiliation, I can't think of a better way.

Alexander's Horse · May 20, 2002, 21:50

I don't know why they post these "I am the greatest" threads. We don't care.

I mean markusf guns for me and loses two out of 3 (though he's winning the 4th). Raz beats Eyes. Hydey beats Markusf. Eyes beats me in a few games but then admits to cheating in all of them. I mean, what's the f*cking point?

I'd rather play for fun with my friends.

Oh yeah - and for those who play me so earnestly, whilst they are developing fantastic strategies I'm changing nappies (diapers), feeding children, watching TV, having coffee breaks or doing office work between turns

That should give some idea how seriously I take these "challenges". I minmise my screen when its not my turn. I only switch on and concentrate if the game turns out to be a good one - which for me means a big war.

Ming · May 20, 2002, 22:01

Munch... Munch... Munch...

Hydey · May 21, 2002, 00:00

Yum Yum, that popcorn is great thanks Ming, anyone got a spare beer?

Alexander's Horse · May 21, 2002, 00:16

Raining in Melbourne son?

Hydey · May 21, 2002, 00:24

getting some work done on my ute, 8am this morning the bloke said 1 1/2 hours, its 2:30 pm now and still not finished . GGGRRRRRRRRRRRR

Eyes_Of_Night · May 21, 2002, 00:48

Nobody cares about your life AH, nor do we care about your philosophical views on the game. If you don't care, why are you posting? You complain more about us than you do anything else. Instead of making posts, shouldn't you be changing some diapers or something? And don't be jealous just because even if you got voted I wouldn't teach you. Now go do something constructive with your time as you like to tell everyone you do.

Straybow · May 21, 2002, 02:06

I don't know about you guys, but as soon as I installed MGE on my computer I knew I was the greatest ever. I didn't even have to play anybody.

You may now all do the proper obeisances.

Alexander's Horse · May 21, 2002, 05:23

Quote:

Originally posted by EyesOfNight
Nobody cares about your life AH, nor do we care about your philosophical views on the game. If you don't care, why are you posting? You complain more about us than you do anything else. Instead of making posts, shouldn't you be changing some diapers or something? And don't be jealous just because even if you got voted I wouldn't teach you. Now go do something constructive with your time as you like to tell everyone you do.

Oh come on Eyes - being "the greatest" at civ II is like being a genius at useless facts.

rah · May 21, 2002, 08:40

Who wanted more beer?

DrSpike · May 21, 2002, 10:22

I can't help but notice a decided lack of volunteers to be an apprentice.

Panag · May 21, 2002, 10:37

Quote:

Originally posted by DrSpike
I can't help but notice a decided lack of volunteers to be an apprentice.

hi ,

maybe that is because some people when someone ask's something the say , ......what you dont know that is , ....no i dont play you , and the result is that a lot of people dont ask , and dont learn , ...................

it comes down to what is the first message holds , .......

have a nice day

Messer Niccolò · May 21, 2002, 11:25

I'd like to learn from The Master (even if I can rely upon my unbeatable "Disconnect Because I've Already Won And It Is Becoming Boring to Play With You Strategy") ... even if I've never played MP.
But I really don't have so much time to play so I'm not the best apprentice.... maybe next time, if StratKMi will accept the challenge.

rah · May 21, 2002, 11:34

Does anybody understand any of panag's posts.............
............I'm getting a little ...................
But I guess if that's ...................then the solution is............

Have a .................day.

Chris 62 · May 21, 2002, 11:38

Here is a translation Rich:

panag =

Eyes_Of_Night · May 21, 2002, 11:51

You can always tell when someone is a loser/geek when they begin telling you about their real life...like you AH. It's like you must let everyone know that it's ok you suck at this game because you have a real life. Of course if you are really good at this game, then you have no life and you are only wasting your time. It's like they must make sure everyone knows that even though they suck at this game, they don't suck in real life. I guess that makes you feel better. For me I don't feel the need to bring up the real life because this is purely entertainment for me. You on the other hand take it far more seriously than me because you feel the need to constantly remind everyone why you don't take the game seriously. Obviously your life isn't so great if you're telling everyone about it on a computer.

rah · May 21, 2002, 11:54

Quote:

Originally posted by Chris 62
Here is a translation Rich:

panag =

Thanks, I kept thinking I was missing something

I thought if it was pure spam, that kermit would be doing something about it, so I figured I was just getting old.

RAH

DrSpike · May 21, 2002, 11:55

Quote:

Originally posted by rah
Does anybody understand any of panag's posts.............
............I'm getting a little ...................
But I guess if that's ...................then the solution is............

Have a .................day.

Lol. I thought at first it was put on, like that l337/Ironicwarrior guy. I'm not so sure any more though, since it would take a lot of effort to post so confusingly day in day out like this guy does.

Have a nice day.

Panag · May 21, 2002, 11:57

Quote:

Originally posted by EyesOfNight
You can always tell when someone is a loser/geek when they begin telling you about their real life...like you AH. It's like you must let everyone know that it's ok you suck at this game because you have a real life. Of course if you are really good at this game, then you have no life and you are only wasting your time. It's like they must make sure everyone knows that even though they suck at this game, they don't suck in real life. I guess that makes you feel better. For me I don't feel the need to bring up the real life because this is purely entertainment for me. You on the other hand take it far more seriously than me because you feel the need to constantly remind everyone why you don't take the game seriously. Obviously your life isn't so great if you're telling everyone about it on a computer.

hi ,

-

hi

topic ;

some people really forget what this thread is all about , .....
and then they wonder why some people dont want to play with them , ....and sometimes the "knowall's , - superstrong - never lost" , forget that they also had to learn when they started , ....

have a nice day

-Jrabbit · May 21, 2002, 12:11

Yes, rah, you're getting old.

--Just noticed Panag's profile lists his Occupation as
pain in the a**
--Can't translate his signoff, but it might indicate an ESL situation.

And beware of flame wars -- HIS WORDS ARE BACKED WITH BIOCHEMICAL WEAPONS!

Nave a dice hay

Panag · May 21, 2002, 12:14

Quote:

Originally posted by rah

Thanks, I kept thinking I was missing something

I thought if it was pure spam, that kermit would be doing something about it, so I figured I was just getting old.

RAH

hi ,

---"Good satire is always more intresting than real life

"---

have a nice day ALL of you

DrSpike · May 21, 2002, 12:17

I can see how you might find it amusing to post like that for a while, but you have been doing it for months and months now. Doesn't it get dull?

Ming · May 21, 2002, 16:35

Quote:

Originally posted by DrSpike
I can see how you might find it amusing to post like that for a while, but you have been doing it for months and months now. Doesn't it get dull?

It's not an act...

Have a nice day

SlowwHand · May 21, 2002, 17:34

Sometimes, as they say, truth is stranger than fiction.

rah · May 21, 2002, 17:57

I guess, simple things for simple minds

What, I'm guessing around 7 years old. What do you guys think?

RAH

atawa · May 21, 2002, 18:14

He's pretty amusing for a 7 year old

atawa · May 21, 2002, 18:19

Quote:

Originally posted by EyesOfNight
You guys will have to vote and decide because I only have the time for one. Whoever it is must also agree to do everything I say and to practice what they learn. The apprentice will then go and beat the **** out of stratejojo. It will be the ultimate humiliation, I can't think of a better way.

Groundhog day

And it starts again...........................

Alexander's Horse · May 21, 2002, 19:27

Quote:

Originally posted by EyesOfNight
You can always tell when someone is a loser/geek when they begin telling you about their real life...like you AH. It's like you must let everyone know that it's ok you suck at this game because you have a real life. Of course if you are really good at this game, then you have no life and you are only wasting your time. It's like they must make sure everyone knows that even though they suck at this game, they don't suck in real life. I guess that makes you feel better. For me I don't feel the need to bring up the real life because this is purely entertainment for me. You on the other hand take it far more seriously than me because you feel the need to constantly remind everyone why you don't take the game seriously. Obviously your life isn't so great if you're telling everyone about it on a computer.

Eyes at preschool:

I know all you kids think you know how to ride a tricycle but I am the greatest tricycle rider you will ever see. I beat you all. My tricycle is better than all of your tricycles and I can ride any of yours and still beat you. You losers.

*Mrs James why is that boy talking to himself?*