Why, Why Did I Make That Avatar??

Immortal Wombat · June 3, 2002, 16:27

and Laz, why??

Eli · June 3, 2002, 16:37

Ron Jeremy?

Stefu · June 3, 2002, 16:42

*for one minute*

Priceless, just too priceless.

*after one minute* Hmm... it's not that priceless, really, after you get over the initial shock. Now all the newbies will think we have real Ron Jeremy posting here.

Eli · June 3, 2002, 16:46

Who's Ron Jeremy?(IRL)

Immortal Wombat · June 3, 2002, 16:46

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Now all the newbies will think we have real Ron Jeremy posting here.

Of course. They'll do that. I'd do that. Just like with Mao. Almost shat my pants.

Immortal Wombat · June 3, 2002, 16:47

Eli, the only famous male porn star. Huge schlong. Huge belly.

Winston · June 3, 2002, 17:03

The really cool posters scuff at avatars. We don't need them to make ourselves more interesting.

Because everybody knows that we aren't so what's the point.

Panag · June 3, 2002, 17:07

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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat

and Laz, why??

hi ,

what is the meaning of that piece of artwork ,..........

have a nice day

Immortal Wombat · June 3, 2002, 17:11

My avatar is the chinese symbol for "immortal". I was referring to ~~Laz's~~ Ron's avatar which I shrunk down and de-blurred for him.

Skanky Burns · June 3, 2002, 17:11

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the only famous male porn star

That would explain why he looked sleazy.

IW: I thought the symbol on your avatar was the letters IW.

Panag · June 3, 2002, 17:13

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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
My avatar is the chinese symbol for "immortal". I was referring to ~~Laz's~~ Ron's avatar which I shrunk down and de-blurred for him.

hi ,

now all you need to do is explain "Wombat" , .......;

have a nice day

Immortal Wombat · June 3, 2002, 17:15

Skanky: Handy coincidence, no?

Oh yeah, does anyone know the Chinese symbol for "Wombat"

UR?

- Groucho - · June 3, 2002, 17:28

That picture is truly creepy. The guy looks like slime personified.

Immortal Wombat · June 3, 2002, 17:30

There was a film about him on UK Channel 4 a few days ago. He's not too bad.

Bugs ****ing Bunny · June 3, 2002, 18:56

I feel dirty. It's wonderful.

SlowwHand · June 3, 2002, 19:01

John Holmes was famous, in a sleaze industry type of way.
He was male.

Boris Godunov · June 3, 2002, 23:10

I can name plenty of famous male porn stars, but totally different type...

Ming · June 3, 2002, 23:16

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Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
I feel dirty. It's wonderful.

I think it's an improvement over the old name...

Urban Ranger · June 4, 2002, 01:26

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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Oh yeah, does anyone know the Chinese symbol for "Wombat"

UR?

How about, um, "mouse?"

Sarxis · June 4, 2002, 05:59

Ron Jeremy doesn't look that young anymore.

Why do I know this?

Ethelred · June 4, 2002, 06:21

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Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
I feel dirty. It's wonderful.

Well if you want to look like Ron Jeremy its no wonder. Thats an old picture of him. Not real old as at one time he wasn't overweight.

Stefu · June 4, 2002, 07:58

I've heard that Ron Jeremy is a proof that men prefer their male porn stars ugly and female porn stars good-looking. While it's obvious why men prefer good-looking female porn stars, male porn star part (ehehhehehhe, "part") might need a bit more explaining.

There are three sides to it, see. First of all, men like to imagine they are the guy shtupping the female and that's easier if it's not a hunk doing the dirty, men also like to imagine they migth have a chance to lay the porn star and somewhere deep in subconscious there's a little voice going "If a guy looking like that can get her, then I can), and third, good-looking man might cause man to have a 'homo moment' and that would seriously disturb his wanking.

(If we consider the 'homo moment' theory, then I don't understand why so many porn movies focus on man masturbating and coming all over the woman. I mean, there's a woman, yes, but basically, you are watching a man wank while wanking yourself. That's kind of... well... gay, isn't it?)

Az · June 4, 2002, 16:24

wasn't he in that latest Moby video?

Ecthy · June 4, 2002, 16:25

You must be mixing that up with some other kind of videos...

Az · June 4, 2002, 16:30

no, really . IIRC, he was xeroxing his hand , or something.

Asher · June 4, 2002, 16:31

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(If we consider the 'homo moment' theory, then I don't understand why so many porn movies focus on man masturbating and coming all over the woman. I mean, there's a woman, yes, but basically, you are watching a man **** while ****ing yourself. That's kind of... well... gay, isn't it?)

The real question is why you watch those types of pornos.

Az · June 4, 2002, 16:38

actually, come to think about it , ( pun intended ) This makes a certain sense, as a continuance of the "viewer" thinking that he's actually the "vvanker" . just like in the regular "viewer" imagins that he's really the "5hagger"

Immortal Wombat · June 4, 2002, 16:55

UR, what is the symbol for mouse?

Boris Godunov · June 4, 2002, 17:01

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Originally posted by Dalgetti
actually, come to think about it , ( pun intended ) This makes a certain sense, as a continuance of the "viewer" thinking that he's actually the "vvanker" . just like in the regular "viewer" imagins that he's really the "5hagger"

That's exactly why straight male porn stars have such huge members. The male viewers like to imagine themselves having an organ like that.

In gay porn, they're that big for more obvious reasons...

Az · June 4, 2002, 17:11

yes, I am listening.