Why, Why Did I Make That Avatar?? - Page 2

Asher · June 4, 2002, 17:15

Figure it out.

Az · June 4, 2002, 17:23

you're no fun.

Zoid · June 4, 2002, 17:23

So gay men watching (gay) porn don´t wish the had a 12" rod? Or is it like all the silicon cows in hetero porn?

Dis · June 4, 2002, 17:26

I dont' get it

and who is Ron Jeremy? Not the porn star- I know who he is- so I've been told

Zoid · June 4, 2002, 17:27

But all the cheap pseudo-psychology aside, Ron Jeremy is an exception in the porno business. In fact most male porn stars don´t bear any resemblance to him whatsoever. Or so I´m told...

Stefu · June 4, 2002, 17:28

Asher: Well, I don't seek out for them, but when you DL porn off the net, they don't warn you about stuff like that.

Imran Siddiqui · June 4, 2002, 17:30

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The real question is why you watch those types of pornos.

Most (if not all) pornos have that. I've always wondered why some guys watch porn in groups. Now that is kinda wierd (unless you are gay, then you can get it on while watching the porno I guess

).

Az · June 4, 2002, 17:34

Dissident:
Ron Jeremy aka Bugs Fúcking Bunny aka Lazarus and the Gimp.

Dis · June 4, 2002, 17:34

I wish I knew what you guys were talking about.

. What in porn?

Anyways I never watch porn in groups. Although in the navy we often had porn on any tv that had a vcr. Our ships had very few females (essentually we had 0- because they never went into engineering spaces). Keep in mind these were engineering spaces and offices. The regular navy you cannot have porn. It is illegal!!

I prefer solitary enjoyment of such viewing pleasures.

edit: I figured he was someone else. I just didn't know who he changed his name from. Thanks

Zoid · June 4, 2002, 17:36

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Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui

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The real question is why you watch those types of pornos.

Most (if not all) pornos have that. I've always wondered why some guys watch porn in groups. Now that is kinda wierd (unless you are gay, then you can get it on while watching the porno I guess

).

I think this is a puberty thing really, some rite of initiation or some **** like that. When I did military service we did watch an insane amount of porn, but the military is a pretty pubertal place after all...

Asher · June 4, 2002, 17:41

The Military is full of homoerotic tension isn't it?

Az · June 4, 2002, 17:43

"now get down , and give me 20. "

Asher · June 4, 2002, 17:44

Say aren't you going to be in the military soon Dalgetti?

I bet you can't wait for that.

Imran Siddiqui · June 4, 2002, 17:44

20 what?

Dis · June 4, 2002, 17:45

I'm sure a psychologist could write a good book on it.

Back then I never liked to get stiffies around other men. It took a lot of mental preparation to watch pornos around other men and not get a stiffy

. I have extraordinary mental discipline. It must have came from boot camp. But that was then, this is now. Now I accept any homoerotic tendencies I may or may not have

the military is a strange place. Boot camp is the hardest- pun intended. Finding a place to jerk off isn't easy. The toilet stalls had no doors on them!. People could actually watch you as you took a dump. Although no one did that- except me

. JK. I think the lack of jerking off in boot camp made it worse than it actually was.

Dis · June 4, 2002, 17:47

watching porn among other men is interesting. You have to pretend you like it, but pretend you aren't so desperate that you are salivating and drooling at what's on the screen

. OK maybe that's just me.

. JK. So you are supposed to watch and enjoy it, but you can't pull out your thing and do things. What's the point of watching porn and not jerking off?

. Maybe it's the artistic value.

Imran Siddiqui · June 4, 2002, 17:50

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What's the point of watching porn and not jerking off?

No idea. Maybe it is for fantasizing later?

Az · June 4, 2002, 17:50

no way, Jose. I am going to the university.

unless I fúck up that literature final

besides, We've got plenty of girls in the military. esp. in boot camp , where many are the instructors in weapons , first aid, fitness , etc. so I am covered from all sides.

Zoid · June 4, 2002, 17:55

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Originally posted by Asher
The Military is full of homoerotic tension isn't it?

You bet, when you´ve been out in the woods for three weeks straight (sic!) the other comrades in you platoon start to look disturbingly attractive

Zoid · June 4, 2002, 18:00

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Originally posted by Dissident
I'm sure a psychologist could write a good book on it.

Back then I never liked to get stiffies around other men. It took a lot of mental preparation to watch pornos around other men and not get a stiffy

. I have extraordinary mental discipline. It must have came from boot camp. But that was then, this is now. Now I accept any homoerotic tendencies I may or may not have

the military is a strange place. Boot camp is the hardest- pun intended. Finding a place to jerk off isn't easy. The toilet stalls had no doors on them!. People could actually watch you as you took a dump. Although no one did that- except me

. JK. I think the lack of jerking off in boot camp made it worse than it actually was.

I guess US Army is a bit tougher than the Swedish, all we ever did was drive around in our trucks, barbeque, drink beer and play soccer. But we were a pretty lame outfit even by swedish standards...

Dis · June 4, 2002, 18:05

but you had to go through an initial training camp right?

The one when you first join and they brainwash...err I mean introduce you to the military lifestyle. They do a clean jerk (maybe not the right word) type of thing. The shock treatment essentually. they take away everything you once had- including your hair.

Ethelred · June 4, 2002, 18:33

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Originally posted by Kamrat X
I guess US Army is a bit tougher than the Swedish, all we ever did was drive around in our trucks, barbeque, drink beer and play soccer. But we were a pretty lame outfit even by swedish standards...

An aquaintance of mine was a member of the group that handles funerals in Washington DC. They were bored out of their skulls and they seem to have decided that recreationals drugs was the way out of their bored skulls.

However a lot US soldiers have to spend time tramping around the deserts in California or the swamps in the South or playing land on the beach also in California.

I think baseball is more popular than soccer here. However I have no personal experiece in the military. If I did I might be dead as it would have likely entailed combat in Viet Nam.

Tuberski · June 4, 2002, 19:04

I saw Ron Jeremy on an infomercial last night. Another keep your P*nis hard, longer pill.

Zoid · June 4, 2002, 19:07

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Originally posted by Dissident
but you had to go through an initial training camp right?

The one when you first join and they brainwash...err I mean introduce you to the military lifestyle. They do a clean jerk (maybe not the right word) type of thing. The shock treatment essentually. they take away everything you once had- including your hair.

Nope, I served for 7,5 months (standard time if you´re not aspiring to be an reserve officer) and what I said before is basically what we did. But since Sweden has a draft system 90% of the recruits return to civilian life after 7,5-15 months.

But I served at the T2 Göta Logistics Regiment in a platoon that acted as fire men and cleaned men and machines from radioactive/chemical contamination.

My brother in law who served at the Svea Life Guards (no, it has nothing to do with Baywatch...) as a military police had it a lot tougher.

All in all, since Sweden hasn´t been in a war since 1814 (against Norway) military training is not highly prioritized in Swedish society. Unlike the US or Israel.

Zoid · June 4, 2002, 19:12

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Originally posted by Ethelred

An aquaintance of mine was a member of the group that handles funerals in Washington DC. They were bored out of their skulls and they seem to have decided that recreationals drugs was the way out of their bored skulls.

However a lot US soldiers have to spend time tramping around the deserts in California or the swamps in the South or playing land on the beach also in California.

Well I guess in a military as big as the US´there´s bound to be a fair amount of rather mindnumbingly boring duties

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I think baseball is more popular than soccer here. However I have no personal experiece in the military. If I did I might be dead as it would have likely entailed combat in Viet Nam.

You dodged the draft?

Ethelred · June 4, 2002, 19:46

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Originally posted by Kamrat X

You dodged the draft?

No. I didn't get drafted. Not everyone did. My number didn't come up.

Zoid · June 5, 2002, 17:20

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Originally posted by Ethelred

No. I didn't get drafted. Not everyone did. My number didn't come up.

I guess that was a relief...

Panag · June 5, 2002, 17:25

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Originally posted by Kamrat X

I guess that was a relief...

hi ,

one could always "volunteer" for the reserve's , ......

have a nice day

Ethelred · June 5, 2002, 18:06

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Originally posted by Kamrat X

I guess that was a relief...

Prior to the lottery system you never knew when or if you would be drafted as the US did not have a universal draft. The military only drafted enough to meet their needs. However the draft was so unpopular at that point the Marines had been forced by the rest of the military to take draftees just to spread the heat around to all the military.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 your a Marine, is the way I heard it was being done. That was bad. The Marines should never have draftees. Its bad for the morale of the Corp and thats not good for what is supposed to be a fairly elite part of the military.

When they went to the lottery you had one year that you might be drafted and you knew your number. Mine was 177 and they though they would get to 175 that year so I wasn't sure and I was not a full time student then. They only got up to 150 something though. More volunteers than they expected. Some of the voluteers were people that knew they were destined to have their number come up because it was low.

The US now has an all volunteer military. Thats much better for morale and the US can go back to being a largely civilian nation as it had been for most of its history. Volunteers make better soldiers at least when you don't need everyone you can get.

It also upsets us civilians less when the military has to fight. They all volunteered for it and there is no draft to protest. There is no doubt in my mind that if we didn't have a draft there wouldn't have been nearly as much protesting over the Viet Nam War. Shortly after they stopped sending draftees to Viet Nam the protesting went way down and US politics became less volitile.

orange · June 5, 2002, 22:59

because I have an obsession with old video games, of course

then again, i've had many avatars