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Old June 11, 2002, 12:00   #1
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Incoming!!!
Haha, the results of the metalipoll are overwhelming, this story is for my fun, so, while comments would be appreciated, I won't pimp for them at the end, so now without further ado, the Teaser for INCOMING!!!
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"WOOHOO" Aaron was so happy he made it into the prestigious US Air Force. He began training at the end of the week, and was so nervous he couldn't keep his food down.

"Eat something dear, or you won't be able to stand it."

"Aww Mom, you baby me too much!"

"If I don't do it now, nobody will later, now open the landing pad for the F-14 VROOM VROOM"

Three weeks later, Aaron was into training, and it was his first time making his plane flight-ready without supervision. In his haste, he loaded something other than bombs.

He climbed into the cockpit and took off towards the practice field.

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Old June 11, 2002, 19:28   #2
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Uh oh
He got his F-14 to mach 4 and swooped in to make his drop. "SPLAT" what the heck? Where was the explosion?

"Box 3 Malfunction"

"Get back here Aaron!!"

"Yessir."

The plane sped back to the runway.

"Aaron, you dropped the commander's wife's award winning pie onto the Wrong target, Sergeant McMurry has been permanently stained the color of blueberries!!"

"Ooops"

"OOOPS!!!!?!?!!? All you can say is OOOOPS!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Well sir, I must not have see-"

"Don't even try it, you are baking 35 blueberry pies before you even go near another plane."

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Combat dropping later on
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Old June 12, 2002, 19:49   #3
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what you said in response to my story is right, ya cant go wrong with pies
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Old June 12, 2002, 20:39   #4
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Old June 12, 2002, 21:14   #5
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Very funny, but mach 4? More like mach 2.
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Old June 12, 2002, 23:33   #6
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I don't know anything about mach speeds
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I think at mach4 a pie would disintigrate before it could hit anything. but other than that
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