I must be going blind, but I cannot find the quotes thread in the first 3 pages of the Apolyton section????
oh well, here are some I raided from signature lines... I raided them to give the forum a more apoly/civvish feel
without the correct special character... probably, Iàm suing the % for right now... I think it is correct???
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs."
- Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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I've never won an argument by calling someone an idiot.
It's better that they don't figure it out for a couple of days.
- rah
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"The populace of your country- um what is it- ah yes- Cuba. Well, it needs a president who knows what he is governing"
-DarkCloud
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I also find it offensive that people are using my true quotations in these highly offensive jokes.
- Giancarlo
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"That's sad"
"You mean sad in a cool kinda way"
"No, sad as in a Star Trek convention"
-Lemmy
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Abnormal program termination
ASCII to ASCII, DOS to DOS
-Skanky Burns
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C:\Dos RUN
RUN Dos
RUN
- Unattribuited
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"Middle-class people don't commit crimes."
- Stewart Spink
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AND BONUS- and actual Church Bulletin Writing
Come see the Epiphony of the Lord
- Christian Church
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BONUS- actual Church hymn
"He is The God who slaughtered the first born of egypt!
CHORUS: Our Lord is kind and merciful.
He killed all the Cannanites
CHORUS: Our Lord is kind and merciful"
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...and we could, of course always add HARDMAN's infamous sayings
