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View Poll Results: How Evil are Women?
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They're silky shades that stalk the dark recesses of your mind sucking out your soul
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They're just vampires that prefer to suck blood directly from your heart, that's all
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They're soft, delicate, and aesthetically formed machines of pain
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They're shy and demure which makes it easier for them not to slip out that they are holding a knife behind their backs
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Their pure and ardent hearts pump furiously pushing ice through all their veins
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A woman's kiss is the sweetest thing in the world. So sweet that you don't even notice your life force draining away.
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June 16, 2002, 22:22
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How Evil are Women?
Let's finally settle this.
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June 16, 2002, 22:31
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Dumped again? 
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June 16, 2002, 22:33
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June 16, 2002, 22:35
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June 16, 2002, 22:35
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No fair. No selection represents my view!
Women are superb. Without them, the world would be a far sorrier place. If they ran the world, it would likely be a good bit better. Hooray for women.
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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June 16, 2002, 22:35
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Actually, I wish it was as simple as being dumped. That I can and have handled. No this is far more complicated. Such is the sinister way of women.
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June 16, 2002, 22:39
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 Nice poll.
But I like women.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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June 16, 2002, 22:40
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Nice poll.
But I like women.
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So do I.
But I like spiders too.
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June 16, 2002, 22:45
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Does this count as a hate thread?
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June 16, 2002, 22:49
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Where's the hate?
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June 16, 2002, 23:10
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As a good friend of mine once said:
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YOU DAMNABLE WOMEN! YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED UNTIL YOU DRAIN US OF OUR SOULS!
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However, he gets significantly more action than I do.
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June 16, 2002, 23:19
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They're out to steal our precious essence.
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June 16, 2002, 23:21
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June 17, 2002, 00:02
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They're soft, beautiful, luscious and delicate pieces of fruit.
Find one that's ripe but not rotten, treat her right and you'll be rewarded.
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June 17, 2002, 00:49
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Yes, you found us out. We are pure and utter evil 
We are deceptive, vindictive, vengeful and just plain evil. Then again we can grab you....drag you into the bedroom and lick you from the top of your head to the tip of your toes and rock your world until you can't stand it any longer and then leave you begging for more. Yes, we are indeed strange creatures 
Did I get it about right?
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June 17, 2002, 01:01
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Did you ever get the impression most men are credulous.
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June 17, 2002, 03:10
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but they're still evil. EVIL I SAY! EEVVVIIILL!!!
They're the only wonderful-gifts-of-God that I know of that don't know what they want that want everything at the same time.
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June 17, 2002, 03:14
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All women are evil.
They are hurting the men without even knowing.
They demand the impossible.
If a woman asks your opinion on something, and she doesn't like it, she gets mad  .
Women are impossible. 
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June 17, 2002, 06:46
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Don't know if I can remember this properly, but it goes something like this...
We know that women require input of time and money. Therefore
WOMEN = TIME x MONEY
We also know that
TIME = MONEY
Therefore
WOMEN = MONEY x MONEY
We also know that money is the root of all evil.
Therefore
MONEY = sqrt(EVIL)
Therefore
WOMEN = (sqrt(EVIL) x sqrt(EVIL))
Therefore
WOMEN = EVIL.
I rest my case.
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June 17, 2002, 07:42
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Women are generaly as evil as men- but narcissists too. But its alright- you're allowed to be if you're a woman.
Men who suck up to em make me sick. You know there's alot to be said for being gay... the only draw-back being you'd have to sleep with men *ew!*
That's why women are so weird, you havta be to sleep with a man and actually (alegedly) enjoy it.
I guess I'm still a little bitter from my last encounter with one, ask me again next year.
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June 17, 2002, 07:44
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women are sweeeet 
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June 17, 2002, 08:04
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Exactly.
And if they aren't just put some honey on'em.
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June 17, 2002, 08:09
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Move to Thailand.
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June 17, 2002, 08:16
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I shall prove evilness of women by free-associating from Urban Ranger's post.
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Ozzing out from every single one of your pores
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Ozzing
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EVIL WOMAN, DON'T YOU PLAY YOUR GAMES WITH ME! EVIL WOMAN, DON'T YOU PLAY YOUR GAMES WITH ME!
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June 17, 2002, 10:46
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Women are superb. Without them, the world would be a far sorrier place. If they ran the world, it would likely be a good bit better. Hooray for women.
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If you werent gay we would accuse you of being p ussy-whipped.
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June 17, 2002, 12:34
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Really? How so?
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June 17, 2002, 12:48
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If you werent gay we would accuse you of being pussy-whipped.
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Hehehe, I am free from the lash.
Except of course from mom. Damn her.
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June 17, 2002, 12:50
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Then again we can grab you....drag you into the bedroom and lick you from the top of your head to the tip of your toes and rock your world until you can't stand it any longer and then leave you begging for more.
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Oh, don't need a woman for that! 
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Ahhhh yes but the world would be very dull without us!
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...and very empty
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