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View Poll Results: How Evil are Women?
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They're silky shades that stalk the dark recesses of your mind sucking out your soul
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They're just vampires that prefer to suck blood directly from your heart, that's all
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They're soft, delicate, and aesthetically formed machines of pain
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They're shy and demure which makes it easier for them not to slip out that they are holding a knife behind their backs
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Their pure and ardent hearts pump furiously pushing ice through all their veins
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A woman's kiss is the sweetest thing in the world. So sweet that you don't even notice your life force draining away.
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June 17, 2002, 13:25
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Chieftain
Local Time: 04:42
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
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June 17, 2002, 13:42
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Apolyton Legend
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Originally posted by Ignorance
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein
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I suggest that you take a look above or here at my signature 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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June 17, 2002, 18:59
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Emperor
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I'm surprised that ice veins isn't attracting more voters. Gives me the chills just thinking about it. 
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June 17, 2002, 19:14
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Emperor
Local Time: 22:42
Local Date: October 31, 2010
Join Date: Sep 1999
Posts: 3,361
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Originally posted by KrazyHorse
They're soft, beautiful, luscious and delicate pieces of fruit.
Find one that's ripe but not rotten, treat her right and you'll be rewarded.
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And if you're into the group thing, you can make fruit SALAD!
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June 17, 2002, 21:23
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Settler
Local Time: 02:42
Local Date: November 1, 2010
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Hear, Hear, Boris!
Sometimes I wish I had stayed gay. Women are way to unpredictable and sometimes evil. Usuall they said somthing. They meant somthing else. Or better yet! They talk behind yor back. Evil women.
Treat her right man!
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June 17, 2002, 21:29
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Emperor
Local Time: 03:42
Local Date: November 1, 2010
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Location: a raving alcoholic drama queen with a penchant for the biosciences
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Women are evil. So am I. We get along great.
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Exult in your existence, because that very process has blundered unwittingly on its own negation. Only a small, local negation, to be sure: only one species, and only a minority of that species; but there lies hope. [...] Stand tall, Bipedal Ape. The shark may outswim you, the cheetah outrun you, the swift outfly you, the capuchin outclimb you, the elephant outpower you, the redwood outlast you. But you have the biggest gifts of all: the gift of understanding the ruthlessly cruel process that gave us all existence [and the] gift of revulsion against its implications.
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June 17, 2002, 23:01
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King
Local Time: 19:42
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Originally posted by Roland
Exactly.
And if they aren't just put some honey on'em.
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I prefer chocolate syrup and whipped cream.
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June 17, 2002, 23:15
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King
Local Time: 18:42
Local Date: October 31, 2010
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Originally posted by Boris Godunov
If they ran the world, it would likely be a good bit better. Hooray for women.
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You mean like Indirah Ghandi - Wars with Pakistan
Golda Meir - War with nearly everyone in the area
Madam Peron - About as corrupt as any national leader has ever been
Queen Ranavalona of Madagascar - Wiped out half the population of Madagascar and watched her victims being tortured to death for entertainment.
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June 17, 2002, 23:19
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Emperor
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Ethel baby...relax. This thread isn't political, religious nor particularly serious.
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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June 17, 2002, 23:31
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King
Local Time: 14:42
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Nov 2001
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EVIL!!!!! Some might look nice and act nice but they are pure EVIL!!!!!!
I live with three of them so i should know!
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June 17, 2002, 23:38
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King
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Neither was mine. It was mere coincidence that I couldn't think of any good female rulers.
Cleopatra
Catherine the Great
Queen Victoria.
Queen Elizebeth
Joan D'Arc
Boudicea
Hmmmm
Perhaps I must dredge deeper into the recesses of my mind.
Ah I know one but I forget the name. Some Swedish King that later abdicated.
Yes King. For some reason Sweden calls female Royal leaders King just like the men. Reminds me of fencing where Sir is the proper address for the match director no matter what the sex.
Have you ever noticed that I have dry, deadpan sense of humor?
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June 17, 2002, 23:43
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Emperor
Local Time: 19:42
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Originally posted by Ethelred
Have you ever noticed that I have dry, deadpan sense of humor?
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No.
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June 17, 2002, 23:46
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King
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Very good. You are improving. Perhaps someday you too will do without smileys in all your posts.
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June 17, 2002, 23:55
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Apolyton Legend
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Are we really that evil? Or is it that we've just caused pain to you so due to that we are percieved to be evil. By the same token I could take the opposite side and say men are a$$holes!
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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June 18, 2002, 01:19
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King
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By the same token I could take the opposite side and say men are a$$holes!
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I thought we were supposed to be dogs.
I prefer cats myself.
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June 18, 2002, 16:01
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Emperor
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We're pigs. Ming's a dawg however. 
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June 18, 2002, 16:13
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King
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"They're soft, delicate, and aesthetically formed machines of pain"
Couldn't have said it better myself.
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June 19, 2002, 23:13
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Emperor
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tiamat--
don't we all have a$$holes? 
anyway, women are wonderful creatures. the kiss is probably the sweetest thing in the world, next to, well,
unfortunately, they are impossible to understand: "if you don't know, i'm not going to tell you," is far too common of a response, particularly in things that you didn't know that you did wrong. add to that the fact that they seem to enjoy teasing their counterparts and also making decisions for them in terms of having company, being sociable, etc...
still, i love her. wouldn't trade much else for the time i spend with her.
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June 19, 2002, 23:20
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Prince
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Don't get me started on Women... you don't even want to hear it.....
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June 19, 2002, 23:48
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You probably have nothing informative to say about women.....
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June 20, 2002, 04:08
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Emperor
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don't blame women, blame society
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June 20, 2002, 04:12
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Emperor
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oh and btw, how come everytime I vote in a poll it doesnt work? it has a link saying try again, but that doesn't work either
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June 20, 2002, 05:01
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King
Local Time: 03:42
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Location: of anonym losers ... :[
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Cold-minded vampire with angelic sweet-lipped face. 
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June 20, 2002, 05:04
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King
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Spiders & Snakes are more reliable than women.
You don't have no doubt about how poisoneous they are ...
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