Fictional Americas - Page 14

St Leo · July 30, 2003, 21:54

We shall crush skulls on the beaches
And we shall crush skulls in the forests
And we shall crush skulls on the plains
And we shall crush skulls in the cities
We shall never stop the crushing of said skulls!

Except for this turn, because no skulls were hurt in the making of it.

JMarks · July 30, 2003, 23:53

What, no Chinese were hurt? Are you sure we're at war?

St Leo · July 31, 2003, 23:48

What, no Chinese were hurt? Are you sure we're at war?

I do not have the capability to wage a land war over the Prairies. Come get some.

JMarks · August 1, 2003, 01:30

Don't worry, once I mop up on the plains, my engineers will destroy what you jokingly call an empire. The football players are moping up so well, even the band members and cheerleaders want a part of the action!

Who's next?

I mean who's turn is it next, not who wants a piece of me next.

St Leo · August 1, 2003, 03:32

Case's?

Case · August 2, 2003, 02:21

Irish warriors have hunted down a few vikings found in the great east woods. What they were doing there we do not no, but it is suspected at they were up to no good.

JMarks · August 5, 2003, 23:18

um, is it the Phoenician's turn? If so, Henrik?

Henrik · August 6, 2003, 03:17

Perija and Eirunepe falls to advancing Pheonician forces.

Ceasefire signed with the Meso-American indians.

Panormus Nova founded.

Darius871 · August 12, 2003, 16:02

Alapesso's Workshop completed in NeoCumae, bringing great advances in Roman technology. The city was improved further as its wine finally arrived in Chinese Tarahumara, selling for nearly 1000 gold!

JMarks · August 12, 2003, 16:48

From the Field Commander of the Northern Plains Eastern Army division
To the commander of the Easter Army and Governer of new China

The Borg have been captured. It will not be long before the plains are ours and our preperations against the Wiking menace to the East will begin.

St Leo · August 12, 2003, 20:49

It seems as though the Roman legion was blocking our access to not what was previously thought to be an Irish city but rather to a Roman city. How very peculiar.

Darius871 · August 23, 2003, 03:49

BUMP!!!!!

Case · August 26, 2003, 03:41

Nothing to report.

JMarks · August 30, 2003, 19:05

bumpity-bump

Henrik?

Henrik · August 31, 2003, 07:11

Sorry, I'll play tonight.

Henrik · September 1, 2003, 09:25

All is well in new pheonicia

Henrik · September 1, 2003, 09:36

A pheonician map as of 1043, much of the americas are unknown, some is known to us. The rest is guesswork looking at the last published map

Darius871 · September 1, 2003, 22:08

Alapesso's Workshop completed last turn, guess I forgot to announce it.

Map with what I can see added:

JMarks · September 4, 2003, 00:41

Another Victory for the southern naval division in Nicaraguay!

In the north, Chippewa conquered... however, many of the hairy Wikings escaped the town via a large menacing boat to the north. Indeed, Cippewa seems to be along a giant body of water, a lake as it is freshwater. This lake appears to be vast, and if these ships are as powerful as they seem, we will have a tougher time taking out these smelly humanoids than we thought. Hopefully this lake is not extensive as it goes east.

St Leo · September 4, 2003, 20:16

Silver Lake shall never fall. Come get some, Western dogs.

/me spits

St Leo · September 4, 2003, 20:47

China is a threat to all civilizations. All civilizations are at war with China. Become civilized.

Henrik · September 5, 2003, 02:14

Actually, I'm not at war with China

Case · September 5, 2003, 07:59

The Irish council of elders has set up shop in Comanche Bluffs. The Irish people (and their enemies) will soon feel it's wrath!

Henrik · September 5, 2003, 11:01

Carthago-Roman trade flourishes

Darius871 · September 5, 2003, 17:32

After years of preparation, the invincible Roman legions have marched up the northern mountains to drive a final stake in the Viking menace. Red Feathers and Powhatan Swamp were taken with ease, the latter being defended by one of their vaunted longships lying in port. Its men were found drunk in the town and put to the sword. A full 4 Viking units were found trapped in a gully east of Red Feathers and mercilessly slaughtered.

A Viking longship was also found at sea off Cardiff and attacked by one of our war galleys. After a three-hour battle the experienced Viking sailors achieved victory, but not after losing their sail and 4/5 of their men.

JMarks · September 8, 2003, 00:08

Field Note to Commander of the Easter Army

Commander, the men at Chippewa have held against fierce attacks by the Viking marines. We have taken heavy casulties but still hold the city and have prepared basic city defenses. What are you orders?

Field Note to Field Commander Txa Sui

Order a slow pull back. We need forces to finish off the natives in the north, and our commandos are needed by our southern army to take out a heavily gaurded Aztec city. Hopefully the hairy dogs will not notice the gradually fewer men untill we are completely out. Once we are ready, we shall return en-force and wipe these pigs from our posteriors like the latrine scum they are.

JMarks · September 13, 2003, 01:45

Leo?

*lifts rock*

Nope not there.

St Leo · September 13, 2003, 02:14

I think we should really look into using LazyCiv...

No news is bad news.

Darius871 · September 13, 2003, 07:43

Look into it? If you lost some production by all means use it.

Case · September 14, 2003, 08:15

Irish Warriors have liberated our city on the Great Central River. Many vikings were slain, and one of their mighty warships was destroyed as it lay at anchor. As soon as the Irish leaders can remember the name of the city, this victory will be added to the honour roles of the great Irish Army!