cNES: Nuber's Italy - Page 2

civman2000 · July 14, 2002, 16:00

space: no, it is still secret.
Giovanni: Well, it's sort of unfair that they wouldnt help their allies because no one controls them, and I wanted something to happen with the conflict in SOuth america even though nobody controlled any of it.

Newsflash! Churchill's dictatorship is overthrown, and a new anti-Italian government is in place.

Messages to America, Mexico, Guiana, and Afghanistan are immediately sent urging them to join the coalition against Italy.

Canada also exposes all war plans that Italy gave to them. We offer to join the Eastern coalition and declare war on Italy.

THere are rumors that a rebel group is training to overthrow the new government and become part of Italy....

In South America (please someone take countries here so I don't have to keep making up little stories about it):

The new Honduran airforce has destroyed the cuban navy!!! The small cuban army is now vulnerable to all nations with a navy!

As Argentina continues marching into brazil, bolivia is falling to CdN forces! Will this war ever end?

civman2000 · July 14, 2002, 16:21

map:

Giovanni Wine · July 14, 2002, 16:31

Herman Nuber looked at the world!
Suddenly everything he was sure of fell. The canadians didn't support them anymore, but they were now hitting them.
The Australians joined the war against Italy.

Herman Nuber was a conqueror... but he knew when it is time to stop.

He called up his assistans and said:
"We can not substain a war against 5 nation... it's suicidial"

"Well... Mister Nuber... Italy is strong... we can take them"

"Italy is strong...but it's divided... we can not substain such an effort... call up all the military... and set up for an extreme defensive plan"

"Yes sire"

"Tell our HQ in Windhuk to sent immadiatly a big force in Madagascar... in order to send away the Australians"

"Yes sire"

"stop immediatly the attacks against China, India and Japan... all our Asian Army is to be sent close to the borde, in defense patroling, but not to attack"

"Yes sire"

"Call me the ambassadors of Japan, China, India and Australia... I wish to speak to them"

"Yes sire"

"AND STOP SAYING YES SIRE"

"Yes sire........ ehm..... I mean.....uh?

"

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TO: Australia, China, India and Japan
"Italy understand the big mistake of war... we are still a very strong nation, but we wish to talk of peace now.... stop immediatly your attacks against Italian soil, just like we did... at least during the peace deal.
If you do not accept peace... we will keep warring... but the world will know that it was just because of you... not of us"

Saluti

Space05us · July 14, 2002, 17:09

so my forces falied to stop the southern invasion of china?

Japan send troops to help china retake it's lost territories. they also send troops to invade the kamchatkca peninsula.

Space05us · July 14, 2002, 17:21

I'll control Bolivia too. until someone else comes and takes it.

The newly elected Bolivian Prime Minister has decided it was time, time to over throw the current government and begin the invasion of Argentina.
"The first thing we must do. Is kill the senate."
"yes Prime Minister"
"Then we should begin production on planes, lots and lots of planes!"
"Yes Prime Minster"
the prime minister stands up, takes off his shoe and throws it at his secretary. Hitting him right between the eyes, knocking him out.
"Where are you from!!?? Italy? Quit agreeing with me on EVERYTHING, and call me SIR, understand?"
"Uhhh..." the secratary sits up. "Yes Pri....Sir."
"Oh and one more thing. GET ME A FEMALE SECRETARY, and make sure it's one that looks good"

"But Si..." Before he could finish his sentance the other shoe hit him in the same spot.

Bolivia has begun production on an airforce. at the moment they hire farmers to use thier cropduster as bombers.

In a combind effort of 'air', sea, and ground forces Bolivia moves south into Argentina.

Space05us · July 14, 2002, 17:23

I didn't realize they were already being attacked..

Bolivia also send some "bombers" up north to help take back it's lost land

Giovanni Wine · July 14, 2002, 18:12

Quote:

Originally posted by Space05us
so my forces falied to stop the southern invasion of china?

Japan send troops to help china retake it's lost territories. they also send troops to invade the kamchatkca peninsula.

OOC: So I guess no peace talking with you right?

IC:
"The Japanese keep warring and didn't even deign to answer to our peace talking proposal"

"Uhmmm I see..... they sent troops to China right?"

"Yes sire"

"so... this mean they have fewer troops for home defense right now right?"

"Yes sire"

"Plan a massive invasion of the main Japanese Island"

"Yes sire"

"I want this done by tonight"

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One hour later, huge amounts of armors, infantryman were loading on transorts, escorted by a tremendous amount of submarines, battleship, destroyers and Anti-Air AEGIS Cruiser.
Scout planes were sent ahead of it... in order to choose th route with the less amount of Japanese Navy!

Three hours later, the first squad of armors and tanks were already unloading in Japan, the norther tip of the Japanese Islands was being bombed, and armors encounter little resistance there.... the troops were now sieging the city of Sapporo.

Saluti

Space05us · July 14, 2002, 18:17

it's amazing how your stuff teleports around

gimme awhile to respond to that

Giovanni Wine · July 14, 2002, 18:28

Quote:

Originally posted by Space05us
it's amazing how your stuff teleports around

gimme awhile to respond to that

Well......If you have an "incredibly homongous army" You can easily do attacks on many fronts.

And remember... I asked for peace with you 3 times.... so... don't blame me
(generally I'm a very peaceful NES player)

Saluti

Space05us · July 14, 2002, 18:38

ooc: when did you ask for peace. I think I need to slow down when I read.

ic:
"THEY ASKED FOR PEACE?"
"yes sir"
"WHY WASN"T I TOLD?"
"well they offered it on April 1st, and we decided that if we brought it to you then that you wouldn't take it seriously.. so we saved it for later...."
at this The Emperor took out his sword and *swoosh* cut off the mans pants. "YOU ARE FIRED!!"
"Sir you can't fire me"
at this remark the Emperor took out his sword again and *swoosh* cut off the mans glasses.
"Sir should I go tell them you need more sword lessons, so far you've missed."
"okay, peace it is. but you won't be here to see it."
*swoosh* the mans head fell off and rolled around a bit.
"grosss."

To Italy
Peace it is but we want our island back. and a good deal on oil.

Space05us · July 14, 2002, 18:41

and the land in china goes back to China.

Giovanni Wine · July 14, 2002, 18:41

To Japan:
Are Invasion forces are retreating while we speak of peace

OOC: Can't do it tonight (It's 1 AM here.... I'll do it tomorrow)

Saluti

Space05us · July 14, 2002, 19:36

yes they are

SKILORD · July 14, 2002, 20:06

Australia is fine with peace.

maybe i could keep madagasar? :hopeful:

civman2000 · July 15, 2002, 08:30

Wow! lOt's happened:

space, you're allied with argentina (as bolivia). Unless you hope to switch to being in the other alliance, that was a very stupid move.

Since no one seems to be joining and taking s american countries, i'll take argentina as well as canada.

As Canada:
"Sire, the coalition is making peace with italy!"

"Those cowards! I want all of their leaders assassinated by next friday!"

"But sire--"

"No buts. Just do it!"

"Oh, and deploy troops into Iceland and into South Africa."

"South Africa sire, it will take forever to get our troops--"

"Do it if you don't want to be executed! They'll be there quickly enough!"

As Argentina:
"Bolivia did what???!!?!"

"They sent quite a large invasion force across the border."

"Traitors!" He paused to think. "OK, lower the troop concentration in brazil. Halt all attacking and get every into defensive positions. And send an army into Bolivia...rumor has it they're building up an airforce, so be careful. Send some recon planes, and then try to hide our fighters as much as possible so when they come out we can surprise their airforce. Remember, to the best of their knowledge all of our fighters are in brazil."

OOC: map to be posted shortly. Note that india and china still have not responded to italian requests for peace.

Giovanni Wine · July 15, 2002, 08:36

To Eastern Coalition:

Peace Treaty:
Here is our proposal for peace with the four nations members of the eastern coalition:

Japan:
- You may keep the land you conquered in Korea
- Italy shall keep former Japanese Yemen and Oman, but we will give you 40% of the oil extracted there.
- Italy will pay you 10 milions Italian Lire in order to speed up Japense post-war reconstruction
- Italian forces will leave

China:
- Italy will give you back the territories on the South... but we expect you to do the same with the territories on the North.
- Italy will pay you 20 milions Italian Lire to speed up Chinese post-war reconstruction

India:
- Italy will pay you 10 milions Italian Lire to speed up indian post-war reconstruction

Australia:
- Italy shall keep Madagascar, but we will pay you for it 40 milion Italian Lire

(1 Lira= 1 US Dollar IRL)

Signatures:
Hernan Nuber

Saluti

Giovanni Wine · July 15, 2002, 08:39

Quote:

Originally posted by civman2000
OOC: map to be posted shortly. Note that india and china still have not responded to italian requests for peace.

Considering I was winning against both India and China... and that the peace deal is actually better for them, I guess there should be not many problems

Saluti

civman2000 · July 15, 2002, 08:41

map

SKILORD · July 15, 2002, 09:05

Quote:

(1 Lira= 1 US Dollar IRL)

i've been to italy. if this means that the lira value is differrent here i'm fine with it. If you are trying to convince me that 1 lira = 1 dollar i laugh at you.

SKILORD · July 15, 2002, 09:08

Never mind, ignore me.

I accept the Peace though.

Giovanni Wine · July 15, 2002, 09:14

Quote:

Originally posted by SKILORD

i've been to italy. if this means that the lira value is differrent here i'm fine with it. If you are trying to convince me that 1 lira = 1 dollar i laugh at you.

OOC:
No...in real life 1 Dollar = around 2000 Lire

What I meant is for the NES to use the change 1-1 in order to make things more understandable (of course I'm not gonna pay 20.000 Dollars for Madagascar... sounds pretty cheap

)

Saluti

trickey · July 15, 2002, 10:12

Mexico experiances a slight flury of snow. Mexicans beleive this snow is a gift from God. Two weeks later the first radios make it into the country. They hear stories about a great land named Canada where snow is abundant. They believe Canada is very special to receive so many gifts from God, thus they pledge their alligence to Canada.

OFFICICAL NAME CHANGE

Mexico will now be known as fpmwnwc.

fpmwnwc = former people of mexico who now worship canada.

or FPM for short.

Giovanni Wine · July 15, 2002, 11:24

Italy divide up her Empire in 4 big zones:

European Italy: holding 25% of the resources
Russian and Asian Italy: holding another 25% of the resources
African Italy: again 25% of resources
and Middle Eastern Italy. always 25% of the resources.

The four main districts will still be under the rule of Nuber, but they'll get more autonomy.

Nuber changed is title to King, and Italy change to "Confederated Italian States" (CIS).
This in order to give more autonomy to the large land occupied by Italy.

Every district will elect a President, who will meet in Rome with King Nuber, and decide on issues:

"Canada is attacking Iceland my lord" shouted Jean Balzac, president of Europe

"Uhmmm, let Canadians troops land there, then surround the island with battleships, that way we will have imprisoned a large part of Canadian military"

"Yes sire"

"and take any military out of Iceland NOW"

"Yes sire"

"Ehmm, we saw a small Canadian fleet heading south" screamed Colonel Ghedaffi, President of Africa

"Uhmm, that's interesting.... mobilize all the troops you have there colonel, and send the 22nd Squadroon of subs to intercept their fleets"

"Yes sire"

"I also want that each one of you increase it's military power to HUGE in each field in each area, in order that from in the next three years each district will be completely independent from the other"

"Yes sire" shouted all four together

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Diplomacy:

To Japan and Australia:
We are still awaiting a response from India and China, do you think you can ask them to be quick... cause we need those troops very much.

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Projects
Increasing of Navy/Army to Huge in each one of the four dictricts: 4 years
Increasing of Air Force to Huge in each one of those dictricts: 6 years

Saluti

Giovanni Wine · July 15, 2002, 11:25

Quote:

Originally posted by trickey
Mexico experiances a slight flury of snow. Mexicans beleive this snow is a gift from God. Two weeks later the first radios make it into the country. They hear stories about a great land named Canada where snow is abundant. They believe Canada is very special to receive so many gifts from God, thus they pledge their alligence to Canada.

OFFICICAL NAME CHANGE

Mexico will now be known as fpmwnhc.

fpmwnwc = former people of mexico who now worship canada.

or FPM for short.

LOL @ Trickey

Saluti

SKILORD · July 15, 2002, 12:42

hahaha

civman2000 · July 15, 2002, 17:41

To Mexico: WIll you join the Holy Canadians in our crusade against Italy?

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The Iceland invasion force has mutinied, and the African invasion force was destroyed by the Italian navy. It looks like the war isn't going well for canada!

trickey · July 15, 2002, 18:57

"Sir, we have recieved a letter from the msot glorious nation of Canada."

"Well, well , what does it say?" asked the very excited Mexican president.

"It appears that some thing they call Italy has been giving them some trouble, and they ask us to aid them in destroying this I-tal-y."

"Italy you idiot, it's a country. Tell them as long as we are alive as a nation, we will aid them in any conflict they have. It is time to dust off the boom-boom machines we used long ago. Our boom-boom machines will be sent on thier way too Canada immediatly."

"Yesssir"
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So Mexico's boom-boom macines are off to Canada (having no clue in what direction too go).

civman2000 · July 16, 2002, 17:23

bump...people dont let this die!

trickey · July 17, 2002, 07:00

come one, not one post in 2 days.....

Sheep · November 2, 2002, 01:25

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