July 16, 2002, 09:56
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Movie Quotes, What Are Your Favorites ?
IMO, some of the best quotes come from movies.
What are some of your favorites ?
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson)
The Witches of Eastwick
"Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No sh1t. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, FLOODS? You think women are like that? S'matter? You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We ALL make mistakes. Of course, when WE make mistakes they call it evil. When GOD makes mistakes, they call it... nature. So whaddya think? Women... a mistake... or DID HE DO IT TO US ON PURPOSE?"
A very profound question, wouldn't you agree ? 
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July 16, 2002, 10:18
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Monty Python quotes 
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(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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July 16, 2002, 10:24
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first that came to mind:
"Because You Are a Killer, Louis. Kill Quicly If You Will, But Do Not Doubt." (or something.....)
from Internview with a Vampire
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July 16, 2002, 10:28
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"I fart on your general direction" - Monty Python
"Obi-wan has taught you well, my son" - The Empire Strikes Back
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I'm not a complete idiot: some parts are still missing.
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July 16, 2002, 10:40
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a funny one is
"She has no point Sir. She often has no point. It's part of her charm."
Cruse to Nickolosn about Moore in a few good men.
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July 16, 2002, 10:50
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From the movies.......
"You have paid the price for your lack of vision. "
From Television ".....I was wallowing in my own crapulence"
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July 16, 2002, 10:56
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O.K. O.K. ...
O.K. O.K. O.K. ...
Joe Pesci in Lethal Weapon (don't remember which one)
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July 16, 2002, 10:58
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DarthVader: "I've been waiting for you Obi-Wan"
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"Don't fail me"
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July 16, 2002, 11:10
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Liston up maggots, you are not special, you are not a beautiful or a unique snowflake, you are the same decaying organic matter as everything else.
Tyler ~ Fight Club (That movies full of good ones)
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July 16, 2002, 11:19
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"I have the motive, which is murder, and the body, which is dead!" Rod Steiger in In the Heat of the Night
"I'm a soothsayer. I'm about to say the sooth," Zero Mostel in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
"There's right and there's wrong. Do the one, and you're livin'. Do the other, and you may be walkin' around, but you're dead as a beaver hat." John Wayne in The Alamo
"I'm shocked, shocked to find gambling going on in here."
"You're winnings, sir."
"Ooh, thank you very much." Claude Raines in Casablanca
"If you think that's sad, you should see your meatloaf." Oscar to Felix in The Odd Couple
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July 16, 2002, 11:27
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Zkribbler:
"Isn't that amazing?" "Fantastic!"
"The gods would be very angry if you sent them a smoked virgin!"
Senex: My Philia!
Domina: My Captain!
Senex: My wife!
Domina: My husband!
Senex: My gods!
"I see fine, strong boy...and a strange little boy. No, a girl! A boy and a girl!"
Hysterium: I thought you said you were completely impervious to physical pain?
Pseudolus: Not my own!
Oh, and, one of my favorites of all time:
"I hated her...so much...that flames...flames on the side of my face...heaving breaths...heaving breaths..." - Madeleine Khan as Mrs. White in Clue
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July 16, 2002, 11:29
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"Do you know why Evil triumphs? Because Good is stupid." Lord Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
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(\__/) 07/07/1937 - Never forget
(='.'=) "Claims demand evidence; extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence." -- Carl Sagan
(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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July 16, 2002, 11:38
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"You had best un*&(% yourselves or I will rip off your head and $%@! down your neck!"
Drill sargent in "Full Metal Jacket"
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July 16, 2002, 11:40
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"KNOCK NEXT TIME! KNOCK!"
"I'm sorry, Sir"
"What did you see!?!"
"Nothing, sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again"
-Spaceballs (Dark Helmet & Colonel Sanders)
"They're contaminating our precious bodily fluids!"
-Dr. Strangelove (nutcase SAC general)
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" -Princess Bride (Inigo)
"Everything that has transpired has done so according to MY design!" - Return of the Jedi (Emperor Palpatine)
"Our situation has not improved" - Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (Dr. Jones, Sr.)
"Oh yeah, tough guy? We can put you in Queens on the night of the hijacking"
"Really? I live in Queens. You figure that out all by yourself, Einstein? Whaddya got a team of monkeys working around the clock on this one?"
- The Usual Suspects
"The needs of the many outway the needs of the few, or the one" - Star Trek II (Spock to Kirk) and
"Because the needs of the one outwayed the needs of the few, or the many" -Star Trek III (Kirk to Spock reincarnate)
Just a few off the top of my head... 
-Arrian
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Last edited by Arrian; July 16, 2002 at 12:06.
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"What we have here is...failure to communicate." The captain in Cool hand Luke.
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July 16, 2002, 11:41
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We're gone need a bigger boat
Jaws
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July 16, 2002, 11:43
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"Please to meet you, hope you guessed my name, I know what's puzzling you, It's the nature of my game". Well not exacly a movie quote, but Andemagne inspired me - Guns'and Roses Stones song remake at the end of Interview with the Vampire. - fits in really well.
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Life of Brian.
"Always look on the bright side of life." - the same 
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July 16, 2002, 11:48
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"Every sperm is sacred..." - The Meaning of Life
"The inquisition, let's begin. The inquisition, look out sin. We're on a mission to convert the Jews. Jew-jew-jew-jew-jew-je-jews! We're gonna teach 'em, wrong from right. We're gonna make 'em, see the light!"
-History of the World, Part I
"Get off my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! Private Pile, I am going to rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!" - Full Metal Jacket
Heh, a few more...
-Arrian
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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July 16, 2002, 12:03
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"In Texas, they only have steers and queers. You don't look like a steer to me!" - Full Metal Jacket.
"Sir! You look like the piss boy!"
"And you look like a bucket of sh*t!"
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July 16, 2002, 12:12
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Some Texan bloke in some film:
"The only gun control I am for is a firm grip."
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July 16, 2002, 12:15
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I really laught when Departieu in the Green Card comes out rushing with a blanket thrown over him and shouts to the guy who is with that girl "Go away you... VEGETARIAN!"
but you have to see the film.
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A southern policeman in a Bond film:
"Secret Agent!, on whoooose side."
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July 16, 2002, 12:18
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"Laugh while you can, monkey boy."
- Lord John Worfin in Buckaroo Banzai
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What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding?
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July 16, 2002, 12:21
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"....asta lavista baby"
"I'll be back" but only if you have a thick voice with a german accent.
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July 16, 2002, 12:24
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Originally posted by rah
From the movies.......
"You have paid the price for your lack of vision.
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you beat me to it!!
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"your faith in your friends is yours"
star wars at its best
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July 16, 2002, 12:26
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Nah, the best one just has to be:
"I find your lack of faith disturbing, commander" - A New Hope (Vader)
-Arrian
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grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!
The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.
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July 16, 2002, 12:28
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"Let me go back and face some of that peril." Sir Galahad in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
"Some call me... Tim?" The Enchanter in Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
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July 16, 2002, 12:32
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Vaders just a lapdog! ;O)
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July 16, 2002, 12:35
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