July 29, 2002, 19:32
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Deity
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New type of Banana! Buy yours today!
I'm now selling the new Del Monte bananas! They have a taste quite different from, but no less delicious than, normal jungle bananas. These are special bananas that thrive on the American plains. I call the Del Monte after the city we captured from the Americans, as my new plantations that grow these bananas are centered on Abe's former Palace.
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July 29, 2002, 21:07
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King
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if bananas are our currency, what do i buy them with?
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July 29, 2002, 21:10
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King
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I think skywalker wants Gold 
The second most valuable material in the world.
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July 29, 2002, 21:13
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King
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ohhhhh i see. gold is worth its weight in banana you know...
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July 30, 2002, 02:49
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Prince
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Re: New type of Banana! Buy yours today!
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Originally posted by skywalker
I'm now selling the new Del Monte bananas! They have a taste quite different from, but no less delicious than, normal jungle bananas. These are special bananas that thrive on the American plains. I call the Del Monte after the city we captured from the Americans, as my new plantations that grow these bananas are centered on Abe's former Palace.
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No it doesnt. I thought Ninot owns the palace????
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July 30, 2002, 06:40
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Deity
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No he doesn't. He's lying.
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July 30, 2002, 07:09
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Re: Re: New type of Banana! Buy yours today!
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Originally posted by Kramerman
No it doesnt. I thought Ninot owns the palace????
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Ninot occupies, but doesn't own, the palace. Abe's former palace is presumably in need of some repair. 
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July 30, 2002, 12:25
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Deity
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Actually, I managed to persuade *cough*bribe*cough* Ninot to give up his claim to the Palace.
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July 30, 2002, 12:34
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I am planning a trip up north, and would like to inspect this new banana plantation. Specifically, I am interested in the leaves, perhaps they would make a better medium for the paper than the current leaves. I am sure you and I can make an arrangement if they prove better...
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July 30, 2002, 12:41
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Deity
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Of course. In fact, I'll give them to you for free. If your paper ever has any needs, especially financial ones, don't hesitate to ask. I absolutely love your paper.
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July 30, 2002, 12:50
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Emperor
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Well, we need to buy them, somehow, just to keep things level with the taxman. Don't need Ninot investigating us for tax fraud, now, do we? Besides, business is doing well, I am even building a franchise in this Phoenatica to take some of their Banana's as well. But, I think they may only have gold, so your bnana's may prove to be a useful way for me to convert their money.
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July 30, 2002, 12:54
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Deity
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Ok, but I'm going to increase my donations accordingly.
Btw, I'l love gold in payment. I've got some ideas on what to do with it - I'm going to gold-plate my bodygaurds' swords and shields.
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July 30, 2002, 16:56
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Prince
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Im going to be rich like you guys someday, as soon as my whore-house business takes off. I got this great new idea of occupation, its called a pimp, And I am going to be the first, and the most powerful.....
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