August 1, 2002, 19:37
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Originally posted by Asher
You know, MrFun, you should call all women "broads". That would do wonders.
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You're trying to set me to get murdered by Blackwidow or Tiamat, aren't ya!
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August 1, 2002, 20:08
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Insult people. The bigger the better. Then when they get angry, say "Hey buddy, chill! I was just messin' widcha man!"
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August 1, 2002, 20:18
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Cows are funny.
They're even funnier when dropped from helicopters on busy streets and/or plazas. Or when you try to milk males. Or when you try to milk a male cow when it's being dropped from a helicopter onto a street.
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August 1, 2002, 21:50
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Originally posted by moomin
Cheggie chose the commies over the Bavarian Illuminiati!
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Uh, not quite. It was the hippy-transcendental lifestyle of one of the heroes that I was really into.
Woah, I think I just received the first greater than one point awards.
Dzang!
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August 1, 2002, 21:55
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I'm not a forum junkie, just a Poly junkie, thanks to my idiot brother, Thubbin.
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Ah, Theben was at OWO, IIRC.
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August 1, 2002, 21:55
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You could always become communist to be funny as well, MrFun, it works for che.
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August 1, 2002, 21:57
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I'm funny and a communist, not because I'm a communist, you frosty Canuk.
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
Last edited by chequita guevara; August 1, 2002 at 22:05.
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August 1, 2002, 22:07
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Hmm...nah, I'm pretty sure it's because you're a commie.
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August 1, 2002, 22:08
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Be erratic but not in the angry or dangerous way.
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August 1, 2002, 23:36
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Chieftain
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Yes, you just wouldn't be as entertaining if you weren't a fringe element.
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August 2, 2002, 01:33
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http://www.strainentertainment.com/test.html
Did you find that funny? if so you have a sense of humor all ready...Just develope it
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August 2, 2002, 01:46
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Blackice, I find something like that funny -- but I already figured what that was going to be before I filled the answers in.
Someone on Apolyton provided something similar like that before.
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August 2, 2002, 01:52
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Ok then you have a sense of humor just develope it.
You know what you find funny it matters not what others think. Sooner or latter you click with someone who shares the same thing. If not you simply laugh yourself to death
And
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August 2, 2002, 02:05
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Did anyone try going to that link, and then closing the window before submitting?
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August 2, 2002, 02:13
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Chieftain
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I got it. It wasn't funny. I thought it was one of those tricks where yo'll end up with the smae answer no mater what, but it was simply lame. Of course, I put in stupid answers to skew the results, but, as I found, it was simply obnoxious.
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August 2, 2002, 02:14
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I agree with Dan, despite his being a Texan.
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August 2, 2002, 02:17
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“The Communist Manifesto was correct…but…we see the privileges of the capitalist bourgeoisie yielding…to democratic organizations…In my judgment…success lies in a steady [peaceful] advance…[rather]…than in…a catastrophic crash."Eduard Bernstein
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