The Banana is Evil!!!! - Page 2

rendelnep · August 8, 2002, 18:43

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The Banana shall punish you and your followers for your ways.Except no bananas to grow this year....and more bad things will happen.we let you win the war with america, but just be wary of future wars you idiot.

Um, I don't understand the reason for being called an idiot and what does this cult have to do with the war with america?

'id·i·ot (¹d“¶-…t) n. 1. A foolish or stupid person. 2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.'

I would just like to point out that I do feel offended and request why I am considered as mentally retarted.

Kuciwalker · August 8, 2002, 18:45

BURN THE HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rendelnep · August 8, 2002, 18:48

'BURN THE HERETIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
thats what I talking about just one question you do relise that I consider the banana as not evil, merely a innuendo and therefore a pervert

Kuciwalker · August 8, 2002, 19:08

You do not offer the Banana its divinely deserved respect. You are a heretic.

Kramerman · August 8, 2002, 19:18

I reject all of everybodies false Gods. I once thought had a vision, but it was none other than a government goones with torches and bells drugginf me and telling me loads of bs. Through this banana, or whatever other god you want, the government uses to control us. I hence for renounce these gods. I wilkl now take up the oxymoronic 'faith of science'. Through it I have built my first catapult and brothel house. It has brought nothing but joy and enlightenment to me, where as this banana brought the sacrafice of my dog, Herbie.

Kman

Kramerman · August 8, 2002, 19:19

there is no such thing as entertaining spam. This is role playing - now thats entertaining.

*roles 20 sided dice to see if he regaines faith in any gods*

rendelnep · August 8, 2002, 19:28

Kramerman I once again fully agree with you but I ask you the following question what science? most of our mordern science is yet to invented or thought up and therefore the only faith we have at the moment is that of the god/s. However if this cult fails then I would happily join the oxymoronic faith in science

GhengisFarb™ · August 8, 2002, 21:33

While I shall always give the Big Banana its due, let it be known that a team of my geologists discovered ancient temples to another god while looking for mineral deposits.

Apparently, there is another great and powerful diety, and many of Apolytonias worship him, whether in earnest or simple lipservice, behold the image of
"the great I

Kramerman · August 9, 2002, 01:56

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Originally posted by rendelnep
Kramerman I once again fully agree with you but I ask you the following question what science? most of our mordern science is yet to invented or thought up and therefore the only faith we have at the moment is that of the god/s. However if this cult fails then I would happily join the oxymoronic faith in science

Oh, well science and research has not produced much yet, but our discoveries are very promising. For me, it is hard to believe how we once lived, before iron working, mathematics, literature, map making, construction, etc. These discoveries have made life a million times easier, and more fullfilled. Just imagine what wonders we may accomplish if we continue to nurture this science and research. Although it is not as fun as sacrificing virgins

, its long term benefits is well worth it for me.

Kman

Captain · August 9, 2002, 11:36

This Lord Spamalot is no g0d! He ees the deveel inkarnate!

Lord Spamalot and his evil band of trolls are against all that our Triune g0d stands for!

btw, we should have a pantheon of evil spirits too! every major religion always has bad guys to go along with their good guys...

rendelnep · August 9, 2002, 11:57

what things like foul tasting vegetables, namely the brussel's sprout

MJW · August 9, 2002, 13:41

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Originally posted by Epistax
MJW you're just jealous you didn't do this thread first

No i am not!

GhengisFarb™ · August 9, 2002, 17:22

Do not resist, for the powers of THE GREAT I SPAM are most infinite!

All those who resist THE GREAT I SPAM shall be crushed.

Kuciwalker · August 9, 2002, 17:36

I have heard of one whose powers far surpass those of Spam: Ming

GhengisFarb™ · August 9, 2002, 19:26

If THE GREAT I SPAM is going to be the evil one compared to the good banana dieties, we need to come up with some decent minions. Like "Trollop the Deceiver" or somethin......

Spam-a-ram-a-ding-dong........

Spam Anderson...

Kramerman · August 9, 2002, 19:30

Perhaps ming should be the leader and spam one of his minions....

Kuciwalker · August 9, 2002, 19:35

Kramerman - how would SPAM be one of MING's minions?!

Verto · August 9, 2002, 19:38

Ming doesn't need minions. He has that avatar....

Kramerman · August 9, 2002, 19:42

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Originally posted by skywalker
Kramerman - how would SPAM be one of MING's minions?!

Good point - but they are both evil. Perhaps they could be rivaling houses of evil, alway viying for control?

rendelnep · August 10, 2002, 04:17

SMASH- reconstuited mash potato could be a minion. Something as foul tasting and disgusting wwould have to be one of SPAM'S minions

notyoueither · August 10, 2002, 04:34

I am surprised so few threads on this forum get locked.

GhengisFarb™ · August 10, 2002, 12:20

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Originally posted by Kramerman
Good point - but they are both evil. Perhaps they could be rivaling houses of evil, alway viying for control?

When did Ming become evil? I thought he was Apolytonia's legendary King and messenger from the (good) gods?

rendelnep · August 10, 2002, 20:40

who is this Ming? and why is he so praised or feared?

Captain · August 10, 2002, 22:17

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Originally posted by rendelnep
who is this Ming? and why is he so praised or feared?

BLASPHEMY!!! You feign ignorance when the powers of the Troll-smiting King Ming are self-evident? Endowed with mystic powers by the g0dz MarkG and DanQ, he send trolls to the fiery depths of "Mingapulco" and cuts spam, like... well... uh...

GhengisFarb™ · August 11, 2002, 10:04

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Originally posted by Captain

BLASPHEMY!!! You feign ignorance when the powers of the Troll-smiting King Ming are self-evident? Endowed with mystic powers by the g0dz MarkG and DanQ, he send trolls to the fiery depths of "Mingapulco" and cuts spam, like... well... uh...

Exactly, why would Ming be aligned with Spam and Trolls when he fights them?

rendelnep · August 11, 2002, 10:07

Thank you for your anwser it was just a polite question and I had absolutely no aims to cause offence.Mind you he hasn't be very self evident here.

Kuciwalker · August 11, 2002, 11:34

Ming is the top mod.

I think that we never have anything locked etc. here because either a) Ming never comes here or b) almost everything that would normally be called spam becomes roleplaying here

Kramerman · August 12, 2002, 00:05

hes evil cause he locked my thread in the OT forum

GhengisFarb™ · August 12, 2002, 00:32

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Originally posted by skywalker
Ming is the top mod.

I think that we never have anything locked etc. here because either a) Ming never comes here or b) almost everything that would normally be called spam becomes roleplaying here

The main reason I joined the Democracy game and continue to post useless graphically illustrated comments. On my way to that custom avatar..........

godinex · August 27, 2002, 12:02

LIsten to thge Voice of the ONE only Him is the salvation!