August 10, 2002, 15:56
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ROTFLMAO!!!! See Poseidon's statue being dressed!!!
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August 10, 2002, 15:57
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*paiktis has fallen off his chair laughing*
Is this a designer's T-shirt? and up come the trousers too
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August 10, 2002, 16:04
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who's the poor sod who gave this thread one star?
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August 10, 2002, 16:05
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poseidon's angry!!! mwahahahahahahaha!
he's going to get his quake on!
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August 10, 2002, 16:07
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How sad...Poseidon, demoted from Ancient God to window dummy.
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August 10, 2002, 16:07
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this is really hilarious
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August 10, 2002, 16:07
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Why on earth? What's wrong with a frickin' statue of a *god* having his willy shown?
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August 10, 2002, 16:14
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 They did it not because he's nude but because they wanted to blemish a pagan god!
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August 10, 2002, 16:18
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you know, in all statues from now on, i say we make them like barbie's ken. as for old statues, we can alter them to look like barbie's ken.
this kind of statue modification will be good! i mean, the last time it happened, it was by some religious government in, oh, i dunno... afghani---
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August 10, 2002, 16:27
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Umm...how did they get the pants on?
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August 10, 2002, 16:39
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Well Poseidon lifted his other leg, duh. 
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August 10, 2002, 16:43
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Originally posted by Kassiopeia
Why on earth? What's wrong with a frickin' statue of a *god* having his willy shown?
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It does get kinda chilly being naked all that time.
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August 10, 2002, 16:50
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Gods get cold? I'd better sent the Big One a pair of mittens then, it must be freezing up there.
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August 10, 2002, 17:01
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Ezekiel 23:20:
(19)Yet she increased her whorings, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt (20)and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose emission was like that of stallions.
Always a good Biblical verse to remember in situations like this.
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August 10, 2002, 17:18
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oh ,I remember that quote. I was looking for that, Stefu. 
can I quote you?
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August 10, 2002, 17:27
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Re: ROTFLMAO!!!! See Poseidon's statue being dressed!!!
I am ashamed for my state.
Even for a cow town like Sacramento that is pretty extreme.
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August 10, 2002, 17:30
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It's a metaphore about Israel being a whore for Egypt. Are you sure you want to use it, Eli? 
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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August 10, 2002, 17:32
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Are you sure you want to use it, Eli?
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Eli? 
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August 10, 2002, 17:35
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Scheisse! It must've been that Israeli flag that threw me off.
Azazel. I mean Azazel. WhatEEEEEverrr. Of course you can use it.
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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August 10, 2002, 17:37
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Say what? 
anyhow, I thought it was a real nice quote, picturing the naughty minds of the writers of the bible, and I know that it can be interpreted that way, but now, I won't use it , because you called me Eli. up yours!
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August 10, 2002, 17:40
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Hnu?
Look, sorry if I insulted you or anything - it really was a honest mistake. It's just these flags. They've gotten me used to making the assumption that Israeli flag = Eli.
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"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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August 10, 2002, 17:51
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Originally posted by Stefu
It's just these flags. They've gotten me used to making the assumption that Israeli flag = Eli.
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That must have gone over well when Mr. Fun was using an Israeli flag.
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August 10, 2002, 17:53
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It's all in good spirit. Do you really think that one could get so upset because of this? 
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August 10, 2002, 18:45
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Azazel - on the topic of quotes, can you point me to where Asher made the quote in your sig??
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August 10, 2002, 19:14
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Orange, can't get you an url but the thread was about circumcision.
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August 10, 2002, 22:04
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Damn, searched the entire thread (again) and still couldn't find it. I remember reading it before though.
Must...find...that...line...
Success!! It is here, just down a bit..
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August 10, 2002, 22:30
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Go here:
http://apolyton.com/forums/printthre...threadid=58266
Do an inpage search (should show the printable version, it's *big*)
Search for ' professors '
And voila!
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August 10, 2002, 22:38
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26 minutes too late, though.
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August 10, 2002, 22:49
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I left the window open. Sor-ry. I'll ante your with a 
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August 10, 2002, 23:02
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I would prefer naked, without the fig leaf. Just looking at a statue with a fig leaf make me itch.
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