GhengisFarb - a merger?

Kuciwalker · August 14, 2002, 17:13

I asked you about a merger between Skwyalker Banana Etc. and Apolyton Weapon Works, as you were expanding into agriculture and I into weapons. You never really answered, though. You'll be assistant head of the entire company and head of all weapons production. Shiber is already head of my R&D team.

GhengisFarb™ · August 14, 2002, 17:24

I am not currently interested i merging into one single enterprise as I feel Apolytonia needs a strong diversity for her future, I would be interested in Joint Ventures, but for now we must SAVE THE BANANA!

Foreign interests are trying to PURGE Apolytonia of everything Banana. They may have angry mobs poised to burn down the historic banana plantations of Skywalker!

Come Apolytonians! Unite and vote NO against basing our currency on foreign tea imports!

Kuciwalker · August 14, 2002, 17:26

If we merged, we would have enough economic power to force the continued use of the banana.

Shiber · August 14, 2002, 17:30

Yeah, and you'll get a great parking space too! Look at the one Skywalker gave me!
/me points at a spot in the ground with two parallel white lines about 3 meters away from each other painted on it and a carriage parked in between.

Right now I'm working on an UNDERGROUND parking lot.

GhengisFarb™ · August 14, 2002, 17:45

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Originally posted by skywalker
If we merged, we would have enough economic power to force the continued use of the banana.

Proposal for Apolytonian-Skywalker Trading Company

GhengisFarb, Chairman of the Board, CEO and Founder of Apolytonian Weapon Works & Sundries Market.

Skywalker, Board member, CEO, and Founder of Skywalker Foods

Shiber, Board member, and head of Research and development

OTHER BOARD MEMBERS PENDING

Vlad Antlerkov · August 14, 2002, 17:53

Can my Shiny Stabby Things Metalworks be included?

You'd get a foothold in the armor market, as well...

Aro · August 14, 2002, 18:14

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Originally posted by skywalker
If we merged, we would have enough economic power to force the continued use of the banana.

Hey! Are you guys trying to establish a monopoly???
(Or something like that, I don’t know nothing about economy…)
You are going to control the whole market!

GhengisFarb™ · August 14, 2002, 18:16

Why is this thread staying OVER the currency poll?

Kuciwalker · August 14, 2002, 18:20

GhengisFarb, I am the CEO and head of the Agriculture side. You are the deputy CEO (is that real?) and head of the Weapons side.

Kuciwalker · August 14, 2002, 18:24

Also, it would be Skywalker-Ghengis Banana Etc., and our HQ is in Del Monte. If you take this offer (including the previous post), you get to stay in my palace.

Or I could just buy your company. I'll pay 40% above market value for it.

GhengisFarb™ · August 14, 2002, 18:33

Quote:

Originally posted by skywalker
Also, it would be Skywalker-Ghengis Banana Etc., and our HQ is in Del Monte. If you take this offer (including the previous post), you get to stay in my palace.

Or I could just buy your company. I'll pay 40% above market value for it.

No deal. And there is no way your "little" banana operation could round up enough money to purchase my Weapons Consortium.

In case you haven't noticed Spiffor's about to make banana worthless.

Vlad, I would be interested in hearing a proposal........

Kuciwalker · August 14, 2002, 19:08

Actually, I've already converted my holding into gold, while the price is low. And I DEFINATELY have enough money to purchase your company three times over.

Anyway, how about we share the CEO title, like co-CEO's. We do need to have our names in the name, though.

Shiber · August 15, 2002, 00:59

Quote:

Originally posted by Aro
Hey! Are you guys trying to establish a monopoly???
(Or something like that, I don’t know nothing about economy…)
You are going to control the whole market!

Yeah. What's wrong with it? We haven't invented anti-trust laws yet...

Aro · August 15, 2002, 01:55

You’re absolutely right, Mr. Shiber. Btw, I’m thinking about a new company, that will be called “Microsoft”, "Mycrosoft" or "Microsoftware". This company will produce “operational systems”. I don’t know yet what a hell is this, but I will control the whole world and be the richest man in Abanabana (is it spelled correctly?).

Edit: typos, spelling, grammar and coherence.

Ninot · August 15, 2002, 02:04

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Originally posted by skywalker
Also, it would be Skywalker-Ghengis Banana Etc., and our HQ is in Del Monte. If you take this offer (including the previous post), you get to stay in my palace.

Or I could just buy your company. I'll pay 40% above market value for it.

BTW, did i ever mention the small bilaw i had passed that will not allow any palaces in Del Monte to be bigger than my personal residence i plan to take in that city?

rendelnep · August 15, 2002, 04:51

Skywalker or GhengisFarb you wouldn't by any chance require an 'independent' accountancy firm would you? I'm also thinking of setting up a insurance and advertising agency all under the name of Tartan Chartered Bureau of boring jobs involving paper. I would like to join the consortium however I think for the sake of crediablity I may have to stay 'independent'. We don't the Minister of economy knocking on our doors now do we?

GhengisFarb™ · August 15, 2002, 08:08

Quote:

Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov
Can my Shiny Stabby Things Metalworks be included?

You'd get a foothold in the armor market, as well...

I would like to announce a completed merger between Apolytonian Weapon Works and Shiny Stabby Things Metal Works. GhengisFarb is now CEO of the Parent company and Vlad is CEO of the weapons/armor subsidiary controlling a combined 98% of Apolytonia's arms market.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ninot
BTW, did i ever mention the small bilaw i had passed that will not allow any palaces in Del Monte to be bigger than my personal residence i plan to take in that city?

Sounds perfectly reasonable, I think Skywalker has developed a "palace complex" anyway.

Aro and rendelnep, we should look into business agreements in the future, have you joined the Adam Smith Foundation?

Kuciwalker · August 15, 2002, 08:55

GhengisFarb - I'll GIVE you my weapons subcorperation if you SELL me your agriculture subcorperation.

Sheik · August 15, 2002, 09:58

Do we have any laws about monopolies?

Shiber · August 15, 2002, 14:24

Quote:

Originally posted by Aro
You’re absolutely right, Mr. Shiber. Btw, I’m thinking about a new company, that will be called “Microsoft”, "Mycrosoft" or "Microsoftware". This company will produce “operational systems”. I don’t know yet what a hell is this, but I will control the whole world and be the richest man in Abanabana (is it spelled correctly?).

Edit: typos, spelling, grammar and coherence.

Sounds like you have vision. Please let me know when you have something you can show me!
Oh, and it's Abananaba.

Shiber · August 15, 2002, 14:26

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Originally posted by rendelnep
I'm also thinking of setting up a insurance and advertising agency all under the name of Tartan Chartered Bureau of boring jobs involving paper.

What is this 'paper' you speak of? Is it anything like our Papyrus?

rendelnep · August 15, 2002, 14:47

yeah I suppose I assumed we had invented paper yet but obviously not. mind you it would be more convient by calling it paper but a few letter doesn't make much impact it merely raises start up costs.

GodKing · August 15, 2002, 15:03

Just remember who you both buy all your supplies from. If you do merge, and your purchase amounts for the metals, seeds, and whatnot you currently need drop, I may have to increase my prices to make up for lost revenues.