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"The Sun shines like a ruble in the sky"
"Yes, 10 of these would buy me a furry hat"
Joe and Abner, Hole 14, Sim Golf.
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October 1, 2002, 18:30
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Originally posted by Mr. President
I know.....
...but I think we could be enlightened by some [i]Magic: the Gathering
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can you remember the quote on "eyes of the martyr"?
I have never played the game, but have seen that card and its quote was... erm... touching.
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October 1, 2002, 18:30
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Love this thread.
Keep em coming, folks.
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October 1, 2002, 23:25
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Are you sure that's what it's called, Andemagne? I can't find any references to a card with that name.
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October 2, 2002, 00:06
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"Cabrini gropes for trout in strange rivers."
-Merchant Prince
"The Pope is 'ill'..."
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October 2, 2002, 00:11
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Originally posted by Mr. President
Are you sure that's what it's called, Andemagne? I can't find any references to a card with that name.
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From "Blood of the Martyr" (the picture is a close-up of somebody crying blood, so I can see where Andemagne got "Eyes of the Martyr"):
The willow knows what the storm does not: that the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.
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October 2, 2002, 03:48
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Ah, that's it! Thanks, loinburger.
Here's a few Seventh Edition gems (I took them from the card catalog on the Wizards website since, as my signature suggests, I can't get it in Australia):
Duress:
"Change your mind, or I'll change it for you."
Opportunity:
Little things like morals shouldn't hinder one's ambition. -- Pirate creed
Arcane Laboratory:
Too many wizards spoil the spell, but too many spells spoil the wizard. -- Sign on entry to arcane lab
Phyrexian Hulk:
It doesn't think. It doesn't feel.
It doesn't laugh or cry.
All it does from dusk till dawn
Is make the soldiers die.
-- Onean children's rhyme
Sacred Nectar:
"For he on honeydew hath fed,
And drunk the milk of Paradise."
-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "Kubla Khan"
I tossed that last one in because it also appears in Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri.
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October 2, 2002, 20:06
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"Providence is always on the side of the big battalions."
-Scorched Earth (quote from Sevigne)
"I don't suppose we could teach them to throw the cursed things?"
-Text from Goblin Grenade
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October 2, 2002, 20:20
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 Good ol' Goblin Grenades...
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October 2, 2002, 23:50
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"The Kow Loon (?) doesn't understand the nature of the beast." from Homeworld: Cataclysm. The beast was an intelligent virus.
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October 3, 2002, 18:54
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This is a finance quote, not from a game, but...
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When elephants are fighting, the ants die first
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October 3, 2002, 19:32
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Originally posted by loinburger
From "Blood of the Martyr" (the picture is a close-up of somebody crying blood, so I can see where Andemagne got "Eyes of the Martyr"):
The willow knows what the storm does not: that the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.
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thanks, this is it I was looking for. 
maybe I should add it to my sig.
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October 3, 2002, 21:33
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You hear Neiman and Marcus arguing!
You hear the quarterback calling a play
(Nethack, while hallucinating)
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October 8, 2002, 00:42
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You kill the Y2K bug!
(Nethack, while hallucinating)
You hear the wailing of the Banshee!
(Nethack, down to one hit point)
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October 8, 2002, 15:35
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The Godzilla misses the mother-in-law.
(Nethack, while hallucinating)
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October 13, 2002, 18:55
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"Okay. We'll disband for good."
-- Team Rocket Executive in Pokemon Gold
I love how agreeable Team Rocket is. All it takes to break them up is one kid with a couple of trained monsters.
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October 14, 2002, 02:03
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"I like Pokemon." - Mr. President
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October 14, 2002, 18:51
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Wow, I was in a game without even realizing it!
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October 14, 2002, 20:40
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Ah... the game of life...
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October 15, 2002, 09:16
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"You don't know how to write that! You write 'Woot was here' and the scroll disappears."
-Nethack, when trying to write a scroll that you've never seen.
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October 15, 2002, 09:26
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"Food went that way..." Me *pointing.*
"Food? FOOD!" Ogre *making crashing sounds as he runs outside...*
*around laughter* "2 experiance points for cleaverness... you didn't kill it!" GM "And now he's just running around the building..."
"FOOD!" Ogre *seeing another player who'd been walking nonchalantly along to search a different building.*
"Oh crap..." Other player.
Me and GM *evil laughter*
--Role-playing with some friends last Thursday... (hey, it's a game... with a combo of one-liners...)
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October 15, 2002, 09:31
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"Core dumped" - NetHack, after eating an apple or a pear.
"Segmentation fault -- core dumped" - NetHack, after eating an apple or a pear when hallucinating.
"Mmm... milk!" - UnReal World, after trying to milk a bull and drinking the result...
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October 15, 2002, 16:32
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"Core dumped" - NetHack, after eating an apple or a pear.
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Yes that was very good as it looked exactly as if the UNIX process had core dumped.
I don't remember seeing that in more recent versions.
I wonder whether it had been removed.
I also love the way nethack allows you to continue receiving your emails while you are inside the game to make the experience a little more immersive.
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October 21, 2002, 02:33
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I cant believe no one mentioned Sam & Max
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Well, it all started the day before today. I remember it just like
it was yesterday.
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Sam: I'm thinking of a number from one to ten, and I don't know why.
Max: Me too!
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Sam: Hey, a talking cat!
Cat: Look, a stupid dog. You must be the freelance police
Sam: Yes well, don't go blabbing it to everybody.
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Sam: Your head is oddly disproportionate to the rest of your body.
Cat: It's the vocal cords, you'd be surprised how much room they take up.
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Sam: Well you're looking hale and hearty little buddy.
Max: I'm a coffee achiever Sam!
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Sam: My little buddy here needs to use the facilities.
Max: Facilities be damned! I need a bathroom!
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Sam: Where should I put this thing so that it doesn't hurt anyone we know
or care about?
Max:Out the window, Sam. There's nobody but strangers out there.
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MAX: I have to use the ghastly-smelling restroom!
SAM: Here -- use these special tongs for anything you have to handle.
MAX: ANYTHING?
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SAM: How was it, little buddy?
MAX: It was dark, like a cave, and there were no toilets -- just black,
smoking holes in the walls and floor! Giant roaches howled like damned
souls as they skittered along the moldering grout-work!
SAM: Did you wash your fluffy paws?
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Sam: Lets stop someplace and take a rest. A little to the left Max.
There's another weird lizard farm coming up fast at eleven o'clock.
Max: I feel the warmth of it's presence Sam.
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PIRATE: We're going to bury you with our extra stash!
MAX: BURIED ALIVE? I'm alarmed!
PIRATE: We're going to shoot you first.
MAX: Oh, thank God.
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MAX: I don't like his filed teeth and his watery, yellow eyeballs!
SAM: You can't even see his face from here!
MAX: I don't like his belligerent elbows, his threatening ear-backs!
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Not really one liners, but easily the funniest game i ever played.
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November 26, 2002, 01:53
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Nethack:
Fumbling keys, I accidentally tried to "apply" my "lock pick" to my cat, Morris:
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I don't think Morris would appreciate that.
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November 26, 2002, 10:27
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Now that's priceless.
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November 29, 2002, 09:44
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Originally posted by CapitanGarlic
I forget which hockey game this is from, but:
Announcer 1: That was incredible!
Announcer 2: Then don't eat it...
Announcer 1: I said INCREDIBLE!
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Its NHL 2002
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November 30, 2002, 19:34
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"D'you want axe?"
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November 30, 2002, 20:28
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Originally posted by Maquiladora
I cant believe no one mentioned Sam & Max
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SAM: You know I never always wanted to be a cop.
MAX: Me neither, I wanted to be a Hun.
For those who played Morrowind, you should of noticed the number of naked Nords out there... well there's another in Tribunal!
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Forstaag the Sweltering
What're you looking at? No, I'm not paralyzed. And I've never even met a witch, much less been asked to escort one anywhere. Why am I naked? Because it's too damned hot here! You people think that every time you see a naked Nord barbarian, he's been tricked by some witch. So narrow minded. Now leave me alone.
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December 1, 2002, 04:04
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"Welcome to the Dark Ages."
-- Defeat message for final level of Roman campaign in Age of Empires: Rise of Rome
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