August 19, 2002, 03:52
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"Marijuana"...ha ha ha...I believe you!
Much better to be a sloppy drunk, I'm sure. 
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Life and death is a grave matter;
all things pass quickly away.
Each of you must be completely alert;
never neglectful, never indulgent.
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August 19, 2002, 04:04
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#92
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King
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heck yeah! I smoked it twice and both times I got homicidal.
But that was in my not-so-nice days. Now I'm just a drunkard.
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Despot-(1a) : a ruler with absolute power and authority (1b) : a person exercising power tyrannically
Beyond Alpha Centauri-Witness the glory of Sheng-ji Yang
***** Citizen of the Hive****
"...but what sane person would move from Hawaii to Indiana?" - Dis
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August 19, 2002, 04:08
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#93
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Player's Navy Cut. 20 some odd years. Up to about 30 to 45 per day now. I wish I never started. Why the hell anyone would is beyond me, what with what is known now.
Pictures were scarce.
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August 19, 2002, 11:46
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King
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Nothing turns a pretty girl ugly faster than butts.
Nasty.
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I see the world through bloodshot eyes
Streets filled with blood from distant lies.
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August 19, 2002, 11:54
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Warlord
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Location: Manchester, England. Im 1/2 Polish and proud of it!
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Berkeley or marlboro, i prefere Berkeley though
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"I know not with what weapons WWIII will be fought with, but WWIV will be fought with sticks & stones". Albert Einstein
"To Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life's problems"- Homer Simpson
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August 19, 2002, 12:23
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#96
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Cohibas 
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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August 19, 2002, 12:25
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Not really all the time  . Barclay or Marlboro lights, and only when I drink.
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Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb ! :doitnow!:
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.
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August 19, 2002, 12:50
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60's is a term to describe the quality of bud where I'm from. Because the market is pretty steady around here, 60's refers (no pun intended) to bud that is valued at 60 dollars for an eighth, usually 3 grams or so. Most pot heads that I know will only buy 30's at the most, but I prefer quality... I also don't smoke regularly, so I'm not breaking the bank.
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August 19, 2002, 12:55
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60 bucks?!? Man...that is criminal!
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Life and death is a grave matter;
all things pass quickly away.
Each of you must be completely alert;
never neglectful, never indulgent.
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August 19, 2002, 12:56
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King
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smoking kills...
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"Mal nommer les choses, c'est accroître le malheur du monde" - Camus (thanks Davout)
"I thought you must be dead ..." he said simply. "So did I for a while," said Ford, "and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. A kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic."
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August 19, 2002, 12:59
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Yeah, its a lot cheaper away from the city (Chicago), but unfortunately I am at the mercy of the supply/demand market.
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August 19, 2002, 13:07
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Its healthier to smoke higher quality weed because you inhale less smoke to achieve the desired result. 
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...people like to cry a lot... - Pekka
...we just argue without evidence, secure in our own superiority. - Snotty
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August 19, 2002, 13:10
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Yes sirree bob!
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August 19, 2002, 13:20
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You a pothead focker?
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I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG
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August 19, 2002, 13:25
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 I have nipples, could you milk me?
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August 19, 2002, 13:28
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You milked him, didn't you, you sick bastard.
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I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG
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August 19, 2002, 14:05
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Prince
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*sleeps*
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August 19, 2002, 14:32
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Originally posted by LaurenX2C
 Smoking Camels are like inhaling car exhaust. You SLUT benson and hedges are womens ciggarrettes
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And I'm a woman's man, so what's the problem?
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August 19, 2002, 14:36
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Not touching that on THIS board.
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I believe Saddam because his position is backed up by logic and reason...David Floyd
i'm an ignorant greek...MarkG
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August 19, 2002, 14:37
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Originally posted by Guynemer
I extend a standing invitation to all of our smoking posters to come visit me while I'm on my pulmonary rotation. That invitation also applies when I'm on my cardiology rotation, my heme/onc rotation...
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Will there be a buffet?
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August 19, 2002, 14:41
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Originally posted by Albert Speer
Why is it that lately I've only been agreeing with communists?
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Because you are finally getting wiser.
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August 19, 2002, 14:46
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Back when I was stupid, I smoked Malboro 100s, box, occasionally Camel unfiltereds, or a rolled Drum cigarette. My last cigarette was almost a decade ago, and I haven't missed it. God, what a foul taste for a cheep five second buzz.
I don't smoke pot anymore, but that's because I don't have a dealer. 
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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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August 19, 2002, 15:23
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Warlord
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I smoke the wacky tabacky on occasion (got so toasted last night  ) but I don't smoke cigs.
Oh, and Newports are for the middle-age dorks. But, then again, this *is* Apolyton.
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August 19, 2002, 15:47
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I'm sure I could hook you up che 
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August 19, 2002, 19:12
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Originally posted by Ron Jeremy
Will there be a buffet?
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Oh my yes. Plenty of pathology specimens for everyone. You name a cancer, we'll have it: small cell, squamous (your choice of mouth, throat, or lung), adeno, transitional cell (for you bladder afficianados), and many others. We'll also have atherosclerotic plaque appetitizers, occluded coronary salad, and an end-stage emphysema dessert that is to die for.
Lauren--quit now, while you're young. Do not wait another day. Approximately 85% of smokers started in their teen years--they hook you when you're young, and spend the rest of your life slowly killing you (and those around you). About 25% of all deaths in this country can be attributed to tobacco.
Quit now. Your long-term health will improve. You will also immediately experience improvements in your health and well-being: fewer colds, food will taste better, you'll be able to exercise more.
You will also stop looking like a complete and total fool.
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"My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
"Strange is it that our bloods, of colour, weight, and heat, pour'd all together, would quite confound distinction, yet stand off in differences so mighty." --William Shakespeare
"The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud
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August 19, 2002, 21:28
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Because you are finally getting wiser.
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Nah I think it's the sudden lack of vocal republicans here (damn you Imran and Blackdragon!)... no moral (as in the opposite of amoral) Capitalists, so I got to settle for moral communists 
thanks
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August 19, 2002, 22:04
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King
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Real men die of lung cancer 
How is the concept of smoking remotely macho anyway? How is it masculine to have to have sticks of compacted plant burning in your mouth, to be dependent on small cancer sticks and not to be able to live without them? How is the habit macho when women engage in it just as liberally?
Smoking? Pah 
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You're just jealous because us smokers got all the women!
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August 19, 2002, 22:18
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Originally posted by Guynemer
Oh my yes. Plenty of pathology specimens for everyone. You name a cancer, we'll have it: small cell, squamous (your choice of mouth, throat, or lung), adeno, transitional cell (for you bladder afficianados), and many others. We'll also have atherosclerotic plaque appetitizers, occluded coronary salad, and an end-stage emphysema dessert that is to die for.
Lauren--quit now, while you're young. Do not wait another day. Approximately 85% of smokers started in their teen years--they hook you when you're young, and spend the rest of your life slowly killing you (and those around you). About 25% of all deaths in this country can be attributed to tobacco.
Quit now. Your long-term health will improve. You will also immediately experience improvements in your health and well-being: fewer colds, food will taste better, you'll be able to exercise more.
You will also stop looking like a complete and total fool.
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I work in a hospital where about 50% of the nursing staff smokes. Your wasting your time trying to convince others to stop.
Fewer colds? Very rarely do I get colds.
Food will taste better? I work in a hospital, I don't really WANT to be able to taste the food.
Able to exercise more? You mean if I quit, I'll actually WANT to exercise?
Camel Ultra-light 100's
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August 19, 2002, 23:24
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Winston lights.
"I don't beleive in lung cancer"
-Bruce Willis.
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August 19, 2002, 23:54
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Prince
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Originally posted by Serb
Winston lights.
"I don't beleive in lung cancer"
-Bruce Willis.
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hmmm.... if a movie star says it, then it must be true!!!
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