August 19, 2002, 18:07
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The Q and A game
the thing is simple : you post one question, and one answer. But the question you ask in your post, must be the question to be answered by the precedent post : like that :
In case someone posted a reply while you were answering, just edit it afterwards, so that it keeps going...
A. H2O
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Last edited by Pandemoniak; August 19, 2002 at 18:42.
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August 19, 2002, 18:08
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Q. What is the chemical formula for water ?
A. A whole bunch of lightsabers, handled by all theses so called "jedis..."
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August 19, 2002, 18:22
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Q. What is something really Geeky.?
A. Ming.
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August 19, 2002, 18:40
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Q. Quote one of this thread moderator.
A. Well, if you take five, divide it by two, and get the square of it, you got a number, right ? Now put that number into slices, and cook it for about 45 minutes. You finally have a cake. Logic.
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August 19, 2002, 18:40
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Q. Name a Flash Gordon character?
A. 42
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August 19, 2002, 18:40
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Q. Who had a Kermit the frog avatar?
A. Urho Kekkonen 
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August 19, 2002, 18:53
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King
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Q. What is an unpronoucable word ?
A. 3,141592684561321578911625442136549876516578465107 98705108791261987974902143278941897426174198741237 46
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August 19, 2002, 19:00
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Q: What is pi to a whole lot of decimal places?
A: Spam
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Ham grass chocolate.
"This should be the question they ask you before you get to vote. If you answer 'no', then they brand you with a giant red 'I' on your forehead and you are forever barred from taking part in the electoral process again."--KrazyHorse
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August 19, 2002, 19:10
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King
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Q. What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
What is striclty forbidden in on topic forums ?
A: Eating crisps WHILE playin Civ/SMAC, you put fat all over the mouse and the keyboard
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August 19, 2002, 19:13
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Hmmm, I thought you would say something more like "What is a good word to use in describing this thread" 
Q: What is a very dumb thing for you to do?
A: Evil monkeys from Mars!
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August 19, 2002, 19:19
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Q: The Next Superpower?
A: About 62 cm.
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"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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August 19, 2002, 19:20
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Q. What is the average size of a fungus.
A. Gloaming, and therefore shining.
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August 19, 2002, 19:38
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Before this dies:
Q: WHat is an odd phrase that seems to be relatively meaningless?
A: What is a self-answering question?
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Ham grass chocolate.
"This should be the question they ask you before you get to vote. If you answer 'no', then they brand you with a giant red 'I' on your forehead and you are forever barred from taking part in the electoral process again."--KrazyHorse
"I'm so very glad KH is Canadian."--Donegeal
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August 19, 2002, 19:42
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Q: What is a stupid question?
A: It was divided by three members of the tribe
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"Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
"God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.
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August 19, 2002, 19:59
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Q. How did an Amerindian people decide the disputed claim over a wife?
A. My uncle's non-existant pink cat, tibbles.
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August 19, 2002, 20:11
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Q. What was the last thing EvC ate?
A. Weasels and their kin
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August 19, 2002, 20:46
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Q:A bus in game Traffic giant and it's sin with first letter changed to K
A:1èæëáðøû()-þqwertyuiop[]asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
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August 19, 2002, 20:52
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Q. What are the lines on a Lithuanian keyboard, with shift pressed for some characters?
A. The gameshow "Jeapordy", and, to a lesser extent, the "Two Ronnies" sketch where Ronnie Corbett was a contestant on Mastermind.
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August 19, 2002, 20:55
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Q. Comedy with questions
A. Oh yes, I can.
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August 19, 2002, 20:57
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Q: Can you dance the Macarena?
A: Nope, It's too gay.
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August 19, 2002, 21:02
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Q. Did you like Terminator?
A. A rock, Two geese, and 47 jars of grape jelly.
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August 19, 2002, 21:04
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Q. How did he die?
A. Lots. Of. Pain
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August 19, 2002, 21:10
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Q. What is getting a Prince Albert like?
A. A crocodile's snout.
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August 19, 2002, 21:11
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Q. If you were a CCCP member, what would you do to a P4 member ?
A. Punishment Sphere
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August 19, 2002, 21:14
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Q. A what??
A. Because it rhymes. Duh...
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August 19, 2002, 21:19
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Q. Why would you like shakira ?
A. Akira is better than that, come on !
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August 19, 2002, 21:37
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Q: Did you hear about the character from Jungle Book that used drugs?
A: I think it was that dopey bear...
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August 19, 2002, 21:41
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wrong way around, Siro
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August 20, 2002, 09:30
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Q: Which of the animals out in the forest ate your brother?
A: Of course not. He's too evil to do something like that.
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August 20, 2002, 09:50
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Q: Would Ming give amnesty to all the posters banned yesterday?
A: Now every time he nods his bikini comes off!
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