August 20, 2002, 10:40
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Q: What is the only disadvantage caused by Supersneak's recent weight loss?
A: Saddam's trousers (pants to the Americans).
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August 20, 2002, 11:20
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Q:What does Saddam wears beneath his jeans?
A:Faces of Death
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August 20, 2002, 11:37
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Q: What is "Feces of Death", but not quite?
A: Smeghead.
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August 20, 2002, 12:11
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Prince
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Q: What was the slang insult created by the sitcom 'Red Dwarf'?
A: Shropshire.
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August 24, 2002, 16:06
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Q: What's an unpronouncable word?
A: Freeze chewing gum
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August 24, 2002, 16:54
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Q: What is the stuff the guys from the Darwin awards tried to kill a gopher with normally used for?
A: Barrels o' monkeys
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"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain
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August 24, 2002, 17:00
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Q: What's funnier then Lonestar?
(I might be recalling that wrong)
A: Pancing around trees, stark nekkid.
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August 24, 2002, 17:01
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Q: What's Lady Deirde doing?
A: Wholistic car repair.
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"Beauty is not in the face...Beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran
"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain
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August 24, 2002, 17:01
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Q: What do you need to operate a successfull McDonald's Franchise in Tibet?
A: Third Base.
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August 24, 2002, 17:11
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Deity
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Q: What was the third member of the group Ace of Base called?
A: Inferno hour
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August 24, 2002, 17:14
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Q: what do you build after your second base?
A:The flesh it burns, the mind it boggles.
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August 24, 2002, 17:19
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Q: What are the GOOD sides of Libertanian Social Democratic party?
A: You notice that you're fingernails are bleeding.
(No, not the skin underneath you're nails, I mean you're fingernails)
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August 24, 2002, 17:20
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Q: What's effects do pictures of Rosanne naked cause in the causal observer?
A: An Old poster of "The Rocky Horror show"
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August 24, 2002, 17:21
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Deity
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Q: What's the first thing you notice, when having jumped of the roof of a building?
A: Cream Team
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August 24, 2002, 17:36
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Q: Name at least one name of a gay hardcore porn movie?
A: Red John.
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August 24, 2002, 17:38
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Deity
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Q: What's a name with color?
A: The Sims Salon
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August 24, 2002, 17:41
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Location: In search of pants
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Q: Where do Sim hairdressers work?
A: Concrete cell, chains, metal bowl.
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August 24, 2002, 17:42
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Emperor
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Q:What do you call a Salon that is full of computer nerds?
A: Double Cheeseburger.
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August 24, 2002, 17:43
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Q: What is a very yummy burger to get at Steak 'n' Shake?
A: He picked up a bottle of wine and threw it out the window.
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"This should be the question they ask you before you get to vote. If you answer 'no', then they brand you with a giant red 'I' on your forehead and you are forever barred from taking part in the electoral process again."--KrazyHorse
"I'm so very glad KH is Canadian."--Donegeal
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August 24, 2002, 17:43
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Emperor
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Q: What luxuries do namby-pamby coddling liberals want the hardened horse-thiefs scourging our nation to have?
A: "No! Anything but the tiger!"
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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August 24, 2002, 17:49
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Q: What were the last words Stefu said to one of his friends?
A: That's none of your business!
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Ham grass chocolate.
"This should be the question they ask you before you get to vote. If you answer 'no', then they brand you with a giant red 'I' on your forehead and you are forever barred from taking part in the electoral process again."--KrazyHorse
"I'm so very glad KH is Canadian."--Donegeal
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August 24, 2002, 17:56
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Prince
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Q: Where did you get that pink tutu?
A: A pack of cigarettes
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New faces...Strange places,
Most everything i see, Becomes a blur to me
-Grandaddy, "The Final Push to the Sum"
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August 24, 2002, 17:57
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Deity
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Q: What's that thing in your cd-cover?
A: 10 times per weekend, while 20 times on mondays...
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August 24, 2002, 18:06
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Q: How often do you go outside?
A: He was mean to George's daddy!
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"This should be the question they ask you before you get to vote. If you answer 'no', then they brand you with a giant red 'I' on your forehead and you are forever barred from taking part in the electoral process again."--KrazyHorse
"I'm so very glad KH is Canadian."--Donegeal
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August 24, 2002, 18:10
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Prince
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Q: Why did George spank Mr. Lucky's arse?
A: Whenever the setting sun is blue
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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August 24, 2002, 18:13
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King
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Q: When do you know you are colour blind?
A: By finding your inner Jon Miller.
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August 24, 2002, 18:13
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Q: How do you end up in a mental institution for MPD?
A: 43, but it used to be 26.34
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Ham grass chocolate.
"This should be the question they ask you before you get to vote. If you answer 'no', then they brand you with a giant red 'I' on your forehead and you are forever barred from taking part in the electoral process again."--KrazyHorse
"I'm so very glad KH is Canadian."--Donegeal
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August 24, 2002, 18:14
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Emperor
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Q: How many times in one minute can Kass edit his posts?
A: When Hell freezes over.
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August 24, 2002, 18:16
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Q. When shall we conduct our dark rituals?
A: With Mr. Tiddlywinks.
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"Spirit merges with matter to sanctify the universe. Matter transcends to return to spirit. The interchangeability of matter and spirit means the starlit magic of the outermost life of our universe becomes the soul-light magic of the innermost life of our self." - Dennis Kucinich, candidate for the U. S. presidency
"That’s the future of the Democratic Party: providing Republicans with a number of cute (but not that bright) comfort women." - Adam Yoshida, Canada's gift to the world
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August 24, 2002, 18:17
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Emperor
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Q: Who did you dance with?
A: why should i even bother answering such a dumb question
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Ham grass chocolate.
"This should be the question they ask you before you get to vote. If you answer 'no', then they brand you with a giant red 'I' on your forehead and you are forever barred from taking part in the electoral process again."--KrazyHorse
"I'm so very glad KH is Canadian."--Donegeal
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