August 24, 2002, 18:22
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Q: What time is it, when it's 10 before 15 minuts past 6 hours in 3 pm
A: Whenever I visit apolyton.net
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August 24, 2002, 18:23
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Q: When do you have to edit your posts?
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"Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else.
The trick is the doing something else." — Leonardo da Vinci
"If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?" - Cardinal Richelieu
"In vino veritas" - Plinio il vecchio
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August 24, 2002, 18:26
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Q: What is some island in the middle of the pacific that only 20 people of the world have heard of?
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"This should be the question they ask you before you get to vote. If you answer 'no', then they brand you with a giant red 'I' on your forehead and you are forever barred from taking part in the electoral process again."--KrazyHorse
"I'm so very glad KH is Canadian."--Donegeal
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August 24, 2002, 18:28
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Q: What is the opposite of writing?
A: Drinking apple juice up-side-down
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August 24, 2002, 18:30
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Q: Billy, what do you think you're doing????
A: Yes
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"This should be the question they ask you before you get to vote. If you answer 'no', then they brand you with a giant red 'I' on your forehead and you are forever barred from taking part in the electoral process again."--KrazyHorse
"I'm so very glad KH is Canadian."--Donegeal
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August 24, 2002, 18:30
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Q: Can you cure hiccups when there's no water?
A: Sarah Ferguson
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August 24, 2002, 18:31
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Q: Is civman2000 a complete twit?
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August 24, 2002, 18:32
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Q: Holy crap... why do you guys always post before I can post?
A: Your computer will brake down
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"Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else.
The trick is the doing something else." — Leonardo da Vinci
"If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?" - Cardinal Richelieu
"In vino veritas" - Plinio il vecchio
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August 24, 2002, 18:32
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Q: Why are you yelling?
A: Providing leather shoes since 1290
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August 24, 2002, 18:34
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Xpost hell!!!
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August 24, 2002, 18:34
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/offtopic:
Q: What is the thing that most Apolytoners loves to do?
A: Sarah Ferguson
Ick. 
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August 24, 2002, 18:36
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Q: What is Ye Olde Shoe Shoppe's biggest claim to fame?
A: Ming will send you to Mingapulco permanently.
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Ham grass chocolate.
"This should be the question they ask you before you get to vote. If you answer 'no', then they brand you with a giant red 'I' on your forehead and you are forever barred from taking part in the electoral process again."--KrazyHorse
"I'm so very glad KH is Canadian."--Donegeal
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August 24, 2002, 18:38
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Q: What is the thing that most Apolytoners loves to do?
A: Sarah Ferguson
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Q: What happens if I press this button?
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August 24, 2002, 18:39
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Q: What the heck is going on here?
A: BURP
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"Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else.
The trick is the doing something else." — Leonardo da Vinci
"If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good?" - Cardinal Richelieu
"In vino veritas" - Plinio il vecchio
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August 24, 2002, 18:41
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Q: WHat does "B-U-R-P" spell?
A: um, i don't have a clue. I know I didn't do it 
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Ham grass chocolate.
"This should be the question they ask you before you get to vote. If you answer 'no', then they brand you with a giant red 'I' on your forehead and you are forever barred from taking part in the electoral process again."--KrazyHorse
"I'm so very glad KH is Canadian."--Donegeal
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August 24, 2002, 18:43
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Q: What have you done?
A: I haven't got the foggiest idea.
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August 24, 2002, 18:44
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Q: When will this mess be cleaned up?
A: It's an arcade machine
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August 24, 2002, 18:47
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Q: What is this?
A: It's an arcade machine
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August 24, 2002, 18:48
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Q: What is that thing lodged in my rectum?
Edit: Christ what a mess! A double post.
A: It's an arcade machine.
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August 24, 2002, 18:49
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Q: What is that thing lodged in my rectum?
A: Any of my posts in this thread will be in need of some editing.
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August 24, 2002, 18:49
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A: yes. two questions
Q: is this backwards?
A: aaargh. Kass you bastard
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August 24, 2002, 18:59
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Q: What would you like to say to Kass?
A: No more than a ton of people without weightloss
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August 24, 2002, 19:02
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Q: What is this?
A: It's an arcade machine
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August 24, 2002, 19:04
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Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
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Haven't we heard this line too many times by now?
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August 24, 2002, 19:11
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Q: What was just said for the hopefully final time in this thread, and a sentence that's should be from now on a bannable offence?
A: 1986.
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August 24, 2002, 19:17
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Q: In what year did the Finns start planning their invasion of Cyberspace?
A: 100 rolling dinosaurs
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New faces...Strange places,
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August 24, 2002, 19:18
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Q: What is this?
A: It's an aaarrrgh-k, I'll stop
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August 24, 2002, 19:20
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Q: What do you say when your wife kicks you under the table?
A: You've reached the suicide hotline. You will be charged 85 cents a minute.
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"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves" - Victor Hugo
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good -- and less trouble." - Mark Twain
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August 24, 2002, 19:27
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Q: In what year did the Finns start planning their invasion of Cyberspace?
A: 1986
/me feels suddenly profoundly more important then before. 
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August 24, 2002, 19:34
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Q: Can anyone help me, please?
A: Oh YES! Straight in the nuts!
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