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Q. What do you do whan you er... well, er... you know what I mean.
A. We must build a Big Banana Wonder, so that we can count all our bananas as veterans bananas.
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August 25, 2002, 08:25
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Q: What would MarkG say if he were in charge of a civilization?
A: Ron Jeremy.
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August 25, 2002, 08:27
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Q: In the list of infintely bad ideas, what was the runner up?
A: But, I mean, I can't! It's so ****ing huge!
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August 25, 2002, 08:28
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Q: In the list of infintely bad ideas, what was the runner up?
A. We must build a Big Banana Wonder, so that we can count all our bananas as veterans bananas.
A: Ron Jeremy.
Crosspost, really, but the result was equally good, if even better. 
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August 25, 2002, 09:04
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Your answer after that is ironic then, considering you didn't know what my question was. 
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Q: You should try and beat AH's post count.
A: I'm the Director of Social Engineering
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August 25, 2002, 09:05
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Q: Who's the director of social engineering?
A: Because the marshmallows from the sky fell on my head.
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August 25, 2002, 09:06
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Q: Why are you wearing a diper on your head?
A: Just for fun, but don't tell Ming...
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August 25, 2002, 09:10
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Q: Why are you going around dressed as Flash Gordon?
A: I know only that it's white, icky and showed up during the night.
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August 25, 2002, 09:10
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Q: How would you describe the fungus that invaded your house last night?
A: Sid Meier's head
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August 25, 2002, 09:12
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Welcome back to xpost hell.
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August 25, 2002, 09:14
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Q: What's your new avatar going to be?
A: The Martians have arrived, darling!
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August 25, 2002, 09:14
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Q: What did the Civ3 community say when it was told that MP would come on a different addon packet instead of an update or the actual game?
A: Harmon Rabb Jr.
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August 25, 2002, 09:15
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Q. What is smaller than Bryan Reynolds head but bigger than a WAr3 designer ?
A. Debout les damnés de la terre !
Debout les forçats de la faim !
La raison tonne en son cratère
C'est l'éruption de la fin !
C'est la luuttthhheu finaaaalehheuu...
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August 25, 2002, 09:17
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Q: Could you please repeat what you just said?
A: Chickens are robbing the higway stores at midnight...
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August 25, 2002, 09:19
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Q: What's going on???
A: notyoueither
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August 25, 2002, 09:19
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Q: What is not uncomprehensible, hasn't got the word 'terre' and isn't written in French?
A: I think it's gonna fall off; I haven't used it for good sixteen years.
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August 25, 2002, 09:19
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Q. Guess what happened that one time, at bandit camp ?
A. No lemurs were harmed in the opening of this file.
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August 25, 2002, 09:20
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Q: What animals wasn't heard, by doing WHAT?
A: Jumping Jack Flashs underwear
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August 25, 2002, 09:21
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This is just hilarious. 
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August 25, 2002, 09:24
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Q. When our beloved moderator Ming is not moderating us, what does he likes to do ?
A. Let the sun shine.
/offtopic : for an incredible Q and A game record, check here : The FreeAC Nonsense Corner Please help us develop a free game as well
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August 25, 2002, 09:29
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Q: What shouldn't we the let sun do 24 hours a day?
A: Jumping on the frogs head
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August 25, 2002, 09:36
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Q. What can you do in a nonsense corner ?
A. Bouncing bouncing bouncing
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August 25, 2002, 09:38
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Q: What 3 words best describes what you're doing now?
A: Go to profiles, and then press the "delete internet" button
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August 25, 2002, 09:45
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Q. How do I go to profiles and press the "delete internet" button ?
A. The world is divided in to : nice proletarians who has loaded gun, and evil greedy capitalist pigs who dig. You dig.
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August 25, 2002, 09:46
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Q: How is the world divided, according to the new schoolbooks?
A: +
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August 25, 2002, 09:54
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Q. Whats the opposite of a star ?
A. A bicycle race.
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August 25, 2002, 09:57
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Q: What is the new people called, that are going to destroy the human race?
A: CD-cover infection
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August 25, 2002, 10:14
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Q: How do you tell a CD to put itself over an infection?
A: Asher
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August 25, 2002, 10:20
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Q: Name a name seen around this place
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August 25, 2002, 10:56
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Q: What's the worst fighter-pilot in the movies currently?
A: Homotiainen on melkein sama kuin Hömötiainen! Tsihihihi!
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