August 25, 2002, 11:07
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Q: How do you say idiot, and then laugh in Indonesian?
A: By adding two egg roles and some tears
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August 25, 2002, 12:21
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Q. What must be added to dragon's blood to have a Philrum Of Youth ?
A. Flower of Scotland
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August 25, 2002, 12:29
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Q: What do you call a mincin' Scot?
A: A full body rub-down.
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August 25, 2002, 13:43
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Q: What do you get sometimes you ask for a "special service"?
A: You don't want to know this. Trust me...
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August 25, 2002, 13:59
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Q:What's that thing on your neck?
A:Wonderful drugs! Wheee!
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August 25, 2002, 14:02
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Q: Why would a haddock kill itself?
A: I would personally blame Shrubya for it.
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August 25, 2002, 14:12
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Q: What's up with all the forest fires?
A: A snowball's chance in hell.
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August 25, 2002, 14:14
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Q: Will the US accept any reforms to reduce greenhouse emissions?
A: The Bishop of Rochester. 
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August 25, 2002, 14:14
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Q: Who's the most likely to get laid tonight
A: Ants, it's always the ants...
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August 25, 2002, 14:14
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Q. What are the odds of Vlad getting laid?
A. Bongo the Dancing Bear.
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August 25, 2002, 14:15
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ot . 
Damn your eternal editing! 
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August 25, 2002, 14:17
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Damnit, ADG edited
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August 25, 2002, 14:19
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The one I had, wasn't the one you said, but close, it was, what's YOUR chance for getting laid tonight, which didn't make any sense, but your line made sense
Change it back Vlad, why did you edit your post, because I edited my question, that had nothing to do with your post
Ok...better stop all the editing, before this turns into a editing hell 
Q: What's that huge thing, you have there in your pants?
A: Needles, tons of them...
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August 25, 2002, 14:20
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Q: What's the last thing you'd want to see before dying?
A: Handkerchiefs. Lots of handkerchiefs.
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August 25, 2002, 14:21
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A HC Q&A player uses Qs that fit almost any possible A.
Oh and Vlad, that makes two of us. 
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August 25, 2002, 14:22
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Q. What's that in the glove compartment?
A. Bongo the Dancing Bear (again ).
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August 25, 2002, 14:25
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Q: Who's Vlads new girlfriend?
A: The cowboys are on the loose again...
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August 25, 2002, 14:27
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Q: What happened to your face?
A: Battle, Battling KOS-MOS, Proto Merkabah, Omega, and Last Battle.
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August 25, 2002, 14:35
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Q. What movies you got?
A. A glacier would never retreat. It would rather die first. Onward glacial brethren.
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August 25, 2002, 14:36
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Q: What did the Ice Queen retort to Global Warming?
A: A double-ard bastard.
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August 25, 2002, 14:37
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Q: What did the herring call the banana?
A: Chrono Cross, IIRC.
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August 25, 2002, 14:40
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Q. What spell lets me really kill Lavos?
A. The sound of potassium.
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August 25, 2002, 14:45
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Q: What has got absolutely nothing to do with anything?
A: Apolyton.
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August 25, 2002, 14:47
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Q: Where do you spend most of your hollydays?
A: The Q and A game
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August 25, 2002, 14:49
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Q: What has got absolutely nothing to do with anything?
A: A certain death situation.
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August 25, 2002, 14:54
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Q: A concert with Osama Bin Laden is also better known as?
A: Duke Nukem
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August 25, 2002, 14:57
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Q: What does the Duke of Wellington prefer to be called?
A: Over there next to the dude with no hair.
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August 25, 2002, 14:58
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Q: Where do I get my hair cut?
A: At the banana museum
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August 25, 2002, 15:04
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Q: And where exactly did you see these rampaging monkeys.
A: Ok but I wanna go first
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August 25, 2002, 15:08
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Q: Shouldn't we all go to Mingapulco?
A: I'm pretty sure it's the Ming dynasti
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