August 25, 2002, 15:14
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Q: Is that vase expensive?
A: I knew I shouldn't have knocked it on the floor
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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August 25, 2002, 15:15
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Q: What exactly were Gomez's last words?
A: Not once not twice but thrice.
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August 25, 2002, 15:18
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Prince
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Q: And you said you threw up?
A: Nevermore!
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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August 25, 2002, 15:21
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Q: Come on, please do it one more time, just for me, wouldn't you?
A: Chineese papercuts are the best...
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August 25, 2002, 16:42
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Q: Give me a good way to slit my throat?
A: Use an umbrella.
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August 25, 2002, 16:47
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Deity
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Q: I don't have any parachute, what can I use instead?
A: Used toiletpaper
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August 25, 2002, 16:51
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Prince
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Q: What's the commonest thing you find stuck to the walls in the Mingapulco toilets?
A: -4 coconuts. No, really.
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"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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August 25, 2002, 17:45
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Q. How many coconuts do you need for -4 knights?
A. A catapult made entirely of bananas and earwax.
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August 25, 2002, 18:01
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Deity
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Q: What's a thing that shoots with apes, and is mostly yellow, but has a special designed "hearing" ability?
A: A shower, with the taste of Pizza
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August 25, 2002, 18:33
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Q: What happens when there's an explosion at Tony's House of Pizza
A: 3 T-54s and 8 T-72s
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August 25, 2002, 18:56
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Q: What does it take to create a decent MBT thread?
A: No game is good enough for me.
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August 25, 2002, 19:02
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Prince
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Q: So you didn't like Civ3?
A: snaffled by pixies
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August 25, 2002, 19:05
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Q: Why did you throw your Xbox out the window?
A: lol its so big
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August 25, 2002, 19:19
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Prince
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Q: What did Dalgetti's Internet Girlfriend say when she saw the size of his hard drive?
A: By George, I think the boy's got it!
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August 25, 2002, 20:46
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Local Time: 17:35
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Q: Did you hear about that new disease outbreak recently?
A: Unicorns can be used for this purpose.
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August 26, 2002, 00:44
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Q: How can I make "Goring Harry Potter Volume IV"?
A: Ask your mother...
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August 26, 2002, 00:54
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Deity
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Q: What were those springs popping last night?
A: Three French hens, two turtle doves, and a patridge in a pear tree
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August 26, 2002, 02:18
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Q: What did you kill in the hunt yesterday?
A: Fluffy bunny feet.
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August 26, 2002, 02:29
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Q: What will cause Skanky Burns's death one day?
A. Oh yea? And whatcha gonna do about it? Huh?
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"You're the biggest user of hindsight that I've ever known. Your favorite team, in any sport, is the one that just won. If you were a woman, you'd likely be a slut." - Slowwhand, to Imran
Eschewing silly games since December 4, 2005
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August 26, 2002, 04:43
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Q. Jaguar, I just discovered that you've used KaZaa to ware yourself ebooks!
A: I see dead people.
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August 26, 2002, 04:59
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Q: So, whats your favourite party trick?
A: Then his head exploded.
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August 26, 2002, 06:03
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Deity
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Q: What happened just after he picked up the phone?
A: I see living people
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August 26, 2002, 06:19
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Q. What happens when you just escape from Mingaculpo ?
A. Lets dance together naked ! Yeehoo !
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"Just because you're paranoid doesnt mean there's not someone following me..."
"I shall return and I shall be billions"
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August 26, 2002, 06:27
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Q: What did your parents say just before you were created?
A: Donning my panaloons in all haste.
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August 26, 2002, 06:41
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Q. What is nonsense ?
A. A banana, whom one leg is shorther than the other so that it can walk on the ridge of a moutain.
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"Just because you're paranoid doesnt mean there's not someone following me..."
"I shall return and I shall be billions"
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August 26, 2002, 07:44
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Deity
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Q: What's the best "mountain walker" the world have ever seen?
A: I'm innocent...at least until the opposite has been proved...
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August 26, 2002, 07:58
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Q: What did you say when they caught you on top of the Police Chief's daughter?
A: Its a bucket of mud and its mine, all mine!
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August 26, 2002, 08:11
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Emperor
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Q: What's this thing lodged in your nostril?
A: Breasts. Hundreds of them.
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August 26, 2002, 08:22
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Deity
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Q: What did you see last night, at that midnight show, you saw?
A: A potato smashed in a cd-cover
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August 26, 2002, 08:23
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Prince
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Q: What is the tastiest food found in the US?
A: A waterbuffalo on speed.
Edited since ADG got ther first. 
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