August 26, 2002, 08:38
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Location: Aperture Science Enrichment Center
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Q: What is the most dangerous thing one can meet on the preriah?
A: A total twit, methinks.
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August 26, 2002, 09:23
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#212
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King
Local Time: 00:35
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Toasty!
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Q. Who is that CivNation idiot?
A. A sea of pork soda and cheese whiz.
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August 26, 2002, 09:45
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#213
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Local Time: 17:35
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Skanky Father
Posts: 16,530
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Q: What does your diet consist of?
A: Now everything has just collapsed.
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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August 26, 2002, 10:13
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#214
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Prince
Local Time: 01:35
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: IGNORE ME
Posts: 728
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Q: Where has the French government gone?
A: I take a long string, and twirl it a million times.
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I never know their names, But i smile just the same
New faces...Strange places,
Most everything i see, Becomes a blur to me
-Grandaddy, "The Final Push to the Sum"
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August 26, 2002, 10:14
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#215
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Local Time: 09:35
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Apr 2000
Location: A pub.
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Q: What are you talking about? Ben Affleck is not gay, silly!
A: That would be 240 grams of Guano , Senor.
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August 26, 2002, 10:24
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#216
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Local Time: 09:35
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Location: A pub.
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XPOST!!!! arggh.
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August 26, 2002, 10:25
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Prince
Local Time: 01:35
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: IGNORE ME
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Q: What exactly did you just order in that fancy Mexican restaurant?
A: Well, if I knew that, I wouldn't be here, now would I.
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I never know their names, But i smile just the same
New faces...Strange places,
Most everything i see, Becomes a blur to me
-Grandaddy, "The Final Push to the Sum"
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August 26, 2002, 10:27
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#218
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Deity
Local Time: 08:35
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 11,112
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Q: Do you know Bin Laden just passed by 10 minutes ago?
A: Of course not, who do you think you are?
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August 26, 2002, 10:37
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#219
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Emperor
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Q: Can I eat your eyes?
A: Who ate your eyes?
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August 26, 2002, 10:46
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King
Local Time: 00:35
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Mar 1999
Location: Toasty!
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Q. Did the first baseman eat my eyes?
A. I don't know.
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August 26, 2002, 10:57
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#221
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Deity
Local Time: 08:35
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 11,112
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Q: Who's your daddy?
A: Some alien from the other side of the moon...
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August 26, 2002, 13:05
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Prince
Local Time: 01:35
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: IGNORE ME
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Q: Who'd you boink?
A: Klipsch, they're the best.
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I never know their names, But i smile just the same
New faces...Strange places,
Most everything i see, Becomes a blur to me
-Grandaddy, "The Final Push to the Sum"
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August 26, 2002, 15:33
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#223
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Deity
Local Time: 08:35
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 11,112
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Q: Who made that album you're listening to now?
A: the Donouts will one day, replace the DVDs, with a capicity of 100 terrabytes...
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August 26, 2002, 20:46
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#224
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Prince
Local Time: 07:35
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: in perpetuity
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Q: So, Mr Gates. Now your course of therapy ended, what can you tell me about the future of information technology as you see it?
A: I'm a maniac, I'm a maniac, that what I am...
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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August 26, 2002, 21:38
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#225
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Local Time: 17:35
Local Date: November 1, 2010
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Skanky Father
Posts: 16,530
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Q: So, how's your therapy going?
A: Fly, fly far away!
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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August 27, 2002, 07:08
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#226
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Deity
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Posts: 11,112
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Q: Therapy? Who needs therapy?
A: Lord of the Mings
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