August 25, 2002, 21:40
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hmm, I have an odd feeling that I've already answered this one...
Oh right. We'll ignore vagina part, that's just what Kenny says at the beginning of the show. I'd go tits, ass, face.
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August 25, 2002, 21:42
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1. Liver: The black market is craving these things.
2. Lungs @ Kidneys: Not as high of a demand, obviously, since most people have one to spare anyway.
3. Eyes: There's big business to be had in selling retinas, but unfortunately they decompose too quickly for this to be a viable source of income for most people.
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August 25, 2002, 21:46
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Prince
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"Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you." No they don't! They're just nerve stapled.
i like ibble blibble
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August 25, 2002, 21:47
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Prince
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Originally posted by Fez
I sense Ming looking very closely at this thread... the banning rod is going to hit! RUN!
***puts on loud music***
Tits.
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naw, i think ming likes me.........  
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"Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you." No they don't! They're just nerve stapled.
i like ibble blibble
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August 25, 2002, 21:52
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King
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Originally posted by bigvic
naw, i think ming likes me.........
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Kill him!
*cure angry mob armed with pitchforks*
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August 25, 2002, 22:46
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Chieftain
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Adam Sandler Townie Voice,
"You can do it! Cut his frickin' balls off!!!"
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August 25, 2002, 23:11
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1. face.
2. personality. (ok, fine, it's not technically body)
2. voice. (a stretch, but i think it counts.)
4. body shape. (i like curves)
4. arms and hands.
6. chest.
6. rear.
5. legs.
mm. on a funnier note, my gf once asked me if i preferred t or a, and i blurted out "face" before realizing it was a trick question, and tried to extricate myself out of it. turns out, she was satisfied with that answer, and told me this story about her roommate:
her roommate had asked her bf whether it was more important to have a good chest, or a good butt. he immediately responded "oh, yeah, the butt's the biggest thing..." to which she asked, "do i have a good butt?"
apparently, there was a great look of panic on his face as he realized his predicament, and unfortunately, he hesitated just a second too long-- 
needless to say, my gf thought the entire situation was hilarious, while her roommate was a bit angry with her bf.
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B♭3
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August 26, 2002, 00:02
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Prince
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1. legs ....oh hell yeah
2. ass
3. hips/waist
4. face
5. breasts
...so basically, from the bottom up
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August 26, 2002, 02:28
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Prince
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Originally posted by Q Cubed
"do i have a good butt?"
apparently, there was a great look of panic on his face as he realized his predicament, and unfortunately, he hesitated just a second too long--
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oh hell yeah, never hesitate on a question like that - yer deadmeat
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"Please don't go. The drones need you. They look up to you." No they don't! They're just nerve stapled.
i like ibble blibble
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August 26, 2002, 03:14
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I've always been a sucker for long legs.
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August 26, 2002, 04:30
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1) Face
2) Breasts
3) Legs
But if she turns out to be a complete idiot, it doesn´t matter... 
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August 26, 2002, 06:08
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Prince
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Since the most attractive feature of a woman (personality) is not a part of the physical form:
1. Face (her eyes. her smile)
2. General body shape
3. legs
Generally, everything that makes the female form so unique.
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August 26, 2002, 09:23
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King
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Face first and foremost. The rest really don't matter if she needs a bag on her head.
Booty is a big 2nd. It's a great indicator of the health and shape of a girl. Nice booty usually means everything else is in good order.
Check 1 and 2 off your sexist list and everything else is gravy 
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Streets filled with blood from distant lies.
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August 27, 2002, 00:34
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Face followed by the general shape of the body... not the individual parts but the general shape intaken at once (slim waist, hips, legs, everything together)
thanks
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August 27, 2002, 01:05
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Deity
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one post, two post
red post, blue post
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August 27, 2002, 01:07
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Deity
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face most important
followed by legs+butt+tits in a 3-way tie
especially thighs. smooth, firm thighs wrapped around me = absolute heaven
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August 27, 2002, 12:25
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Take up wrestling.
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August 27, 2002, 18:27
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Deity
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APPEALS to me most ??
In general I like long legs and a pretty face
most IMPORTANT part of a female's anatomy ??
right now, Mrs Flubber's uterus . . .
 
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August 27, 2002, 18:44
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Chieftain
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Congratulations!
Veni
Vidi
Spami
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August 27, 2002, 20:51
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King
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If she's nicely fit and toned, it all goes together sooooo perfectly... athletic women
Really, I like it all  oh, especially boobs
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August 27, 2002, 20:54
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King
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I think a thread like this one but for gay posters here should be open... On the other hand, erase that thought...
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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August 27, 2002, 20:56
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King
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Originally posted by Fez
I think a thread like this one but for gay posters here should be open... On the other hand, erase that thought...
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Why don't you make one?
I can't make a new thread for 20 mins or so
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August 27, 2002, 20:57
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King
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Originally posted by red_jon
Why don't you make one?
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Umm..... 
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I can't make a new thread for 20 mins or so
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Damn I bet you are going to be itching to create a thread like this one but just for you and all of the other gay posters here.... umm...
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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August 27, 2002, 21:02
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King
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Nah, I'm gonna be makinf a thread on the tattoo I'm getting
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August 27, 2002, 21:04
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King
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Originally posted by red_jon
Nah, I'm gonna be makinf a thread on the tattoo I'm getting
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I don't want to know and don't even want to ask.
***whispers***
I wonder what it is and wonder where you will ask for it to be?  
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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August 27, 2002, 21:08
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King
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Originally posted by Fez
I don't want to know and don't even want to ask.
***whispers***
I wonder what it is and wonder where you will ask for it to be?
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Hehe. I', still deciding on the design, but the location would ideally be my waist...
Maybe this Japanese character, which means 'red'. Seems suitable (except not as messy as it appears in this picture - was just my attempt to enlarge it)
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August 27, 2002, 21:10
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King
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Well I think it will be a cute idea.... Go for it... I personally would never get one since I could decide to change my mind later...
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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August 27, 2002, 21:11
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Whoah whoah whoah, since when did this "heterosexuals behaving badly" thread turn into a "let's all be gay" thread?
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August 27, 2002, 21:12
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King
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Originally posted by loinburger
Whoah whoah whoah, since when did this "heterosexuals behaving badly" thread turn into a "let's all be gay" thread?
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Do you have a problem?
I don't think I'll have the tattoo much larger than a 50p coin, in case I didn't like it. Large ones are too disfiguring
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August 27, 2002, 21:12
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King
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I didn't say anything!
*runs off*
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Lets face it. We flamiing queers have more appeal then Pat Robertson and other religious wackos. We have shows that are really growing in popularity. We have more channels (Q TV, Logo Channel). And we help people in their style issues (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy). The last thing I saw a religious preacher did was ask for $5 in a "generous pledge" to help his bank account in Zurich, erhm, some starving kids in Zimbabwe.
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