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Old August 25, 2002, 21:40   #31
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hmm, I have an odd feeling that I've already answered this one...

Oh right. We'll ignore vagina part, that's just what Kenny says at the beginning of the show. I'd go tits, ass, face.
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Old August 25, 2002, 21:42   #32
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1. Liver: The black market is craving these things.
2. Lungs @ Kidneys: Not as high of a demand, obviously, since most people have one to spare anyway.
3. Eyes: There's big business to be had in selling retinas, but unfortunately they decompose too quickly for this to be a viable source of income for most people.
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1. Liver: The black market is craving these things.
2. Lungs @ Kidneys: Not as high of a demand, obviously, since most people have one to spare anyway.
3. Eyes: There's big business to be had in selling retinas, but unfortunately they decompose too quickly for this to be a viable source of income for most people.
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Old August 25, 2002, 21:47   #34
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I sense Ming looking very closely at this thread... the banning rod is going to hit! RUN!

***puts on loud music***

Tits.
naw, i think ming likes me.........
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naw, i think ming likes me.........
Kill him!

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1. face.
2. personality. (ok, fine, it's not technically body)
2. voice. (a stretch, but i think it counts.)
4. body shape. (i like curves)
4. arms and hands.
6. chest.
6. rear.
5. legs.

mm. on a funnier note, my gf once asked me if i preferred t or a, and i blurted out "face" before realizing it was a trick question, and tried to extricate myself out of it. turns out, she was satisfied with that answer, and told me this story about her roommate:
her roommate had asked her bf whether it was more important to have a good chest, or a good butt. he immediately responded "oh, yeah, the butt's the biggest thing..." to which she asked, "do i have a good butt?"
apparently, there was a great look of panic on his face as he realized his predicament, and unfortunately, he hesitated just a second too long--
needless to say, my gf thought the entire situation was hilarious, while her roommate was a bit angry with her bf.
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1. legs ....oh hell yeah
2. ass
3. hips/waist
4. face
5. breasts

...so basically, from the bottom up
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Old August 26, 2002, 02:28   #39
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"do i have a good butt?"
apparently, there was a great look of panic on his face as he realized his predicament, and unfortunately, he hesitated just a second too long--
oh hell yeah, never hesitate on a question like that - yer deadmeat
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Old August 26, 2002, 03:14   #40
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I've always been a sucker for long legs.
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Old August 26, 2002, 04:30   #41
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1) Face
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3) Legs

But if she turns out to be a complete idiot, it doesn´t matter...
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Old August 26, 2002, 06:08   #42
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Since the most attractive feature of a woman (personality) is not a part of the physical form:

1. Face (her eyes. her smile)
2. General body shape
3. legs

Generally, everything that makes the female form so unique.
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Old August 26, 2002, 09:23   #43
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Face first and foremost. The rest really don't matter if she needs a bag on her head.

Booty is a big 2nd. It's a great indicator of the health and shape of a girl. Nice booty usually means everything else is in good order.

Check 1 and 2 off your sexist list and everything else is gravy
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Face followed by the general shape of the body... not the individual parts but the general shape intaken at once (slim waist, hips, legs, everything together)


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Old August 27, 2002, 01:05   #45
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face most important
followed by legs+butt+tits in a 3-way tie
especially thighs. smooth, firm thighs wrapped around me = absolute heaven
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APPEALS to me most ??

In general I like long legs and a pretty face


most IMPORTANT part of a female's anatomy ??

right now, Mrs Flubber's uterus . . .

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If she's nicely fit and toned, it all goes together sooooo perfectly... athletic women

Really, I like it all oh, especially boobs
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I think a thread like this one but for gay posters here should be open... On the other hand, erase that thought...
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I think a thread like this one but for gay posters here should be open... On the other hand, erase that thought...
Why don't you make one?

I can't make a new thread for 20 mins or so
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Why don't you make one?
Umm.....

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I can't make a new thread for 20 mins or so


Damn I bet you are going to be itching to create a thread like this one but just for you and all of the other gay posters here.... umm...
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Umm.....





Damn I bet you are going to be itching to create a thread like this one but just for you and all of the other gay posters here.... umm...
Nah, I'm gonna be makinf a thread on the tattoo I'm getting
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Nah, I'm gonna be makinf a thread on the tattoo I'm getting
I don't want to know and don't even want to ask.

***whispers***
I wonder what it is and wonder where you will ask for it to be?
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I don't want to know and don't even want to ask.

***whispers***
I wonder what it is and wonder where you will ask for it to be?
Hehe. I', still deciding on the design, but the location would ideally be my waist...

Maybe this Japanese character, which means 'red'. Seems suitable (except not as messy as it appears in this picture - was just my attempt to enlarge it)
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Well I think it will be a cute idea.... Go for it... I personally would never get one since I could decide to change my mind later...
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Whoah whoah whoah, since when did this "heterosexuals behaving badly" thread turn into a "let's all be gay" thread?
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Whoah whoah whoah, since when did this "heterosexuals behaving badly" thread turn into a "let's all be gay" thread?
Do you have a problem?

I don't think I'll have the tattoo much larger than a 50p coin, in case I didn't like it. Large ones are too disfiguring
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I didn't say anything!

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