August 27, 2002, 02:28
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Frogger:
One time in the middle of advisory, my young boy lateef was talking to this other boy about a bball game they had and this other boy... Rob kept talking about how he had lost but did pretty damn good so teef was like, "i beat your ass so bad... i bent you over and ****ed you in the ass" (with the movements). Made the whole class ****ing crack up... but he always be fooling around acting gay so people is used to it but it still makes peeps crack up
thanks
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August 27, 2002, 02:29
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Yeah. That story sucked somethin' fierce, Speerie.
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August 27, 2002, 02:30
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Frogger:
Then so did yours... what was the difference?
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August 27, 2002, 02:30
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*Wonders if Speer remembers what it's called when you push someone's head into a snowbank*
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August 27, 2002, 02:31
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Or can they not afford snow in yo' hood?
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August 27, 2002, 02:33
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Originally posted by Albert Speer
Frogger:
One time in the middle of advisory, my young boy lateef
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You sound like a pedophile. 
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August 27, 2002, 02:36
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I live in Philly... we get snow even in America you know... it's not some special white powder that falls only in the great Canadian skies
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August 27, 2002, 02:37
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Then what was the joke, Speer? Hint: it's known as a Freudian slip...
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August 27, 2002, 02:37
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I seem to recall someone's mother showed up here to defend her son in the more free wheeling days......
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August 27, 2002, 02:38
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Asher:
Well he is younger than me so i mean damn... it's an expression. And I'm not the bisexual one 
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August 27, 2002, 02:39
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Originally posted by Albert Speer
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Well he is younger than me so i mean damn... it's an expression. And I'm not the bisexual one
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bisexuality has zero correlation with being a pedophile, Speery.
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Then what was the joke, Speer? Hint: it's known as a Freudian slip...
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Is it? So the kid was gay and he had a crush on the other kid?
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August 27, 2002, 02:40
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Frogger:
Oh my bad... i thought the boy in your story was joking and meant to say blowjob... my mistake
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August 27, 2002, 02:40
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Is it? So the kid was gay and he had a crush on the other kid?
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Yup. It was all-boys school...
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August 27, 2002, 02:42
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Yup. It was all-boys school...
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Oh, naturally then.
Ain't that right Horsie? 
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August 27, 2002, 02:44
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Asher:
Yeah but you're closer to having sex with a 'young boy' than I am...
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August 27, 2002, 02:46
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Originally posted by Albert Speer
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Yeah but you're closer to having sex with a 'young boy' than I am...
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Not exactly. Children aren't sexual entities in my book, regardless of sex.
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August 27, 2002, 03:10
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Gregor's portraits of Apolytoners.
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August 27, 2002, 07:51
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Damn, it seems like OT was funnier in the old days... 
I think we have enough nominations now, but I´ll give it until 11 pm CET before I post the poll.
Thanks for all the funny threads Ronny boy  
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August 27, 2002, 08:25
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Gregor's portraits of Apolytoners.
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Aaaargh! How could I have forgotten them, Grego's Twisted Eye Views are some of the best stuff every posted on poly
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August 27, 2002, 08:32
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I seem to recall someone's mother showed up here to defend her son in the more free wheeling days......
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Yeah... Comstar's Mom was indeed a classic. Sheets was in good form for that one
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August 27, 2002, 12:38
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The "Excellent adventure" threads tend to be popular in these polls, as are others featuring many references to Apolyton regulars. The "Christmas Carol" one I did along those lines was well-received.
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August 27, 2002, 13:06
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No thread of mine has been nominated. Snif.
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August 27, 2002, 13:07
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They j.u.s.t..f..a..d..e...a...w...a...y....
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August 27, 2002, 13:10
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The funniest threads recently were the "moldy toast" thread and the birth of "Blackwidow and FemmeAdonis fan club", but unfortunately they don't fall under Ming's (generally wise) 3-month restriction. Please nominate them next time!
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August 27, 2002, 13:24
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Funniest thread I remember is Giancarlo's "I'm confused".
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August 27, 2002, 15:17
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I think it's pretty gay that no one is going to recognize me as the creator of the banana option. You're all horrible people.
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August 27, 2002, 15:25
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Trying to cut you some slack by not holding you accountable for it is all, Eroberer.
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August 27, 2002, 15:32
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Any recognition is good recognition when you're annonymous.
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August 27, 2002, 15:42
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Well hell then, I nominate Eroberer.
Is is a widely used invention, the banana option.
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August 27, 2002, 16:35
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No thread of mine has been nominated. Snif.
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Well the AnnC diary is now on the OT, so save your sniffing.
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