Chrionian News Network - Issue 4 - Page 2

Mellian · September 16, 2002, 09:49

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If you still have some problems with me, there's always the PM option. There's absolutely no need to bring this outside AC-Fiction.

why would i have a problem with you? i am more concern that you have such a problem with me that i will end up finding myself with the mindworms.

-Mellian

History Guy · September 16, 2002, 17:39

Hey, Mellian, drop it.

Mr. President · September 16, 2002, 20:49

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Originally posted by History Guy
Hey, Mellian, drop it.

I second that.

Mellian · September 16, 2002, 23:34

ookaay dookyyy *still keeps her gun to her side*

-Mellian

GeneralTacticus · September 17, 2002, 03:20

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I'll be the first to set foot on planet with a gun.

-Mellian

Too late. My bodyguards were there first.

Lemmy · September 17, 2002, 05:01

if only i had a gun, see my sig

Mellian · September 17, 2002, 08:24

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Too late. My bodyguards were there first.

No, i made sure they weren't by pointing my gun at one of them and beating up another. I was emotionally stressed you see.

-Mellian

Pandemoniak · September 17, 2002, 08:31

I heard a kid named Cha Dawn was found on Planet. Wasnt he the first human on Planet ?

--> Some CNN articles are needed there !

Mellian · September 17, 2002, 08:33

no, the first jungle book kid on Planet.

-Mellian

Lemmy · September 17, 2002, 11:55

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I heard a kid named Cha Dawn was found on Planet. Wasnt he the first human on Planet ?

All rumours, none of it is true, it is just propaganda spread by my opponents [OOC]do i have any??[/OOC].
I am beyond a doubt the first human on Planet.
There is absolutely no proof that there was anyone here before me.

Pandemoniak · September 17, 2002, 13:17

You've been too much in the Virtual World in the Rec Commons, Lemmy...

Mellian · September 17, 2002, 23:54

i know i was the first one to have a gun on planet. *points it at people around her* who wants to challenge that fact?

-Mellian

Nubclear · September 18, 2002, 00:04

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Originally posted by Mellian
i know i was the first one to have a gun on planet. *points it at people around her* who wants to challenge that fact?

-Mellian

This will make a great news story!

GeneralTacticus · September 18, 2002, 02:53

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No, i made sure they weren't by pointing my gun at one of them and beating up another. I was emotionally stressed you see.

Funny, considering they were entirely unhurt when we got back inside...

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i know i was the first one to have a gun on planet. *points it at people around her* who wants to challenge that fact?

Me. I've got bodyguards with bigger guns.

Nubclear · September 18, 2002, 04:31

*sigh*

This weeks edition of the CNN may not come out in time or even at all. Want to know why? Well, I will tell you...

My life is not going well. Work load is increasing, and several..private matters are beginning to take over (quite a few of them related to school). Therefore, My time for these things is going down more and more.

Hopefully, I'll have this all sorted out soon, but in the meantime I plead with the people to accept, adapt, and bear with me during this time. Thank you.

-Tassadar
"A Collection of Random Babbles"

Darkness' Edge · September 18, 2002, 04:48

sorry to hear that, tass

hope you can be back soon

in the meantime...i'm always available to write an edition or two, or even if you need some help with a couple of articles a week...

Mellian · September 18, 2002, 08:21

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Funny, considering they were entirely unhurt when we got back inside...

i guess you didn't look under their clothes...did i mentioned i used my nails?

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Me. I've got bodyguards with bigger guns.

bigger it is, the less accurate it will be

-Mellian

Mellian · September 18, 2002, 08:22

sorry to hear tass

-Mellian

Hercules · September 18, 2002, 14:33

Obviously not a good time. But.

Will you post a Full Page Colour Ad (Mostly Green) looking for a leader of a newly formed Green Party/ Save The Environment Party- STEP). Essential: good experience in environment matters, good relations with Deirdre (Nudge ,Nudge) and long established career in this community. Desirable: Able to speak native life form language and ability to talk to trees. Ideas on recruiting non committed members to party.
Benefits:Share bonus option in reputable fungal vineyard. Applicants (and membership to party) should apply to Hercules or biodegradeable BOX H

GeneralTacticus · September 19, 2002, 03:21

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i guess you didn't look under their clothes...did i mentioned i used my nails?

No... now that I have, I see that you were right... I must now inform you that you are under arrest under Article III, Universal Declaration of Human Rights: "Everyone has the right to life, liberty and security of person." The security forces will be along to collect you shortly. I advise that you come quietly.

Mellian · September 19, 2002, 08:17

Arrest me? out all of the people who done stupid things on Unity and while coming down...as well as trying to get out of the pod...you arrest me? really now

*jumps in a Unity Rover and drives away*

-Mellian

Lemmy · September 19, 2002, 09:21

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*jumps in a Unity Rover and drives away*

*shakes fist in air*
HEY!!! That belongs to my exploration squads!!

Mellian · September 19, 2002, 09:46

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*jumps in a Unity Rover and drives away*

*shakes fist in air*
HEY!!! That belongs to my exploration squads!!

*brakes, and the Unity ROver goes on reverse, almost hitting Lemmy and then stops. gets outs*

ooops, sorry about that, forced of habit

-Mellian

Hercules · September 23, 2002, 09:05

Excuse me I called a few days back to leave in an ad for a party leader.

* Anybody Here* he shouts

* Nobody answers. Editors and journos are all over at the Rec. Comms.* One of the great pillars of democracy: the freedom of the press is about to collapse because there is no press to be free with.*

* he sighs, looks round the empty room * He makes his way to the commons.
seems the only news available now is on the grapevine.

Hercules · September 24, 2002, 07:16

*Hercules returns to Newspaper offices. He believes he saw TASS outside looking in. In any case Tass is playing back in an old colony pod newreel on the TV hologram in the corner.* Places P4PS1 on desk and types in first headline

Government in Crisis . Commissioner wants to step down. Competition for some director posts but no-one wants the messy jobs.

Political parties disintegrate .
political party leaders and members deserting political groupngs like rats from a foil. Pandemoniak too distressed, seems to have turned to absinthe. Other leaders squabble over who jumped first.

Rumours rife of serial killer in University faction. Mellian and General Tacticus both known to boast of carrying guns. Calls for police station

Hercules believes there may be some clues in recorded threads, but needs top crime reporter to pursue.

Ade reports paradise lost and regained phenomenon Ade reports in detail on lost weekend and several 'foul' tasting Finnish concoctions.

Arts and gossip reporter still needed as well as crime reporter.

DeathByTheSword · September 24, 2002, 09:44

this little newflashes are cool too! maybe hercules wants to do them sometimes more?

Darkness' Edge · September 24, 2002, 20:46

Good job, Hercules!

Tass, are you sure you don't want me to take over the running completely instead of just bi-weekly, until things get back on track for you?

The people are getting anxious.

Nubclear · September 24, 2002, 21:27

For the last time,

THE CNN WILL BE OUT ON THURSDAY. THATS WHEN IT COMES OUT. IF IT DOES NOT COME OUT ON THURSDAY, THEN IT MEANS IVE BEEN INFESTED BY MINDWORMS AND IN THAT CASE YOU SHOULD CONTACT BASE SECURITY AND PROMOTE DARKNESS EDGE TO CHIEF EDITOR. AND ILL OWE ALL OF YOU 2 ENERGY CREDITS

If you did not get that message, please contact the Peacekeeping Health Department

GeneralTacticus · September 25, 2002, 04:15

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Arrest me? out all of the people who done stupid things on Unity and while coming down...as well as trying to get out of the pod...you arrest me? really now

*jumps in a Unity Rover and drives away*

-Mellian

You have information that others have attacked official UN security forces as well? Who? Maybe you can get out of this if you talk...