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Old January 15, 2000, 23:16   #61
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But it is already implanted with Satanic messages.
Take look on the cover box (Ultimate Classics Collection). Motherphucking Satan Himself.
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Old January 16, 2000, 21:15   #62
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Anyone else noticed the advisers addressing them by name and talking about personal stuff?


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Old January 16, 2000, 21:23   #63
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Very small rocks also float Dont forget that.
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Old January 16, 2000, 21:27   #64
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Which only goes to prove small rocks are made of either wood or duck.

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Old January 16, 2000, 21:29   #65
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Oh, and yes, Horse, I have noticed the same thing. The really nice thing about it is, though, that they're the voices I used to hear inside my head. Now they've transferred into the Civ software. Which, I guess, can only mean my brain is now even emptier than before.

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Old January 17, 2000, 00:29   #66
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I've also noticed that when the barb leader is cornered, and moving to and fro on one spot, he's actually saying "Jehovah, Jehovah!"

Anyone else notice that?


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Old January 17, 2000, 09:20   #67
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Mmmmm. My Barb leaders have very short hair cuts, dark suits, American accents and ride pushbikes around my cities. In pairs. .

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Old January 17, 2000, 10:01   #68
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finbar - ROFL
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Old January 17, 2000, 17:37   #69
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You didn't know your troops killed the barb leader by stoning him, did you.

Unless of course one of your troops says Jehovah, then they stone him instead. Anyone else seen that?




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Old January 17, 2000, 22:13   #70
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SG1 - Thanks for that, I'll scoot straight over there for a squiz. Just as soon as I've done battle with the Horse ...

What really gives me the irrits is when the Barbs hang around outside my Roman capital debating what the Romans have ever done for them. "Roads", says one of them. There's grudging agreement. "Hospitals", says another. More grudging agreement. "Aqueducts", says another. More grudging agreement.

Then the bastards sack me anyway.



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Old January 17, 2000, 22:57   #71
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Things haven't been the same since the Judean Popular Front's sole member died.


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Old January 17, 2000, 23:21   #72
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And Spike Milligan donned a stupid fake beard and overacted to billyo in the desert.

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Old January 18, 2000, 01:28   #73
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Say, AH, I heard they had the mystery of the satanic messages on the secret civ site.

GIVE IT TO ME NOW OR TASTE MY STEEL!!!
 
Old January 18, 2000, 01:42   #74
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shh, Mark G says it doesn't exist. Have you tried my home page icon above?



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Old January 18, 2000, 01:50   #75
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I clicked on it but it said something to the effect of, "FOOL, OUR POWERS ARE FAR BEYOND *YOUR* PATHETIC UNDERSTANDING."
 
Old January 18, 2000, 02:13   #76
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Yep, that's the right place (he he).

I think the real reason MarkG is pissed about this is that they blew him off. They're like that and he's probably not used to it, having been quasi omnipotent here for so long That would mean nothing to the AnG site owners.



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Old January 18, 2000, 23:25   #77
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HA!!! Judean Popular Front!
We're People Front of Judea.
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Old January 27, 2000, 03:12   #78
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Satanic messages or no, the game is fine! Would you post on this forum all the time if you didn't value the game? Problably not. I know I would play w/messages...

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Old February 4, 2000, 19:46   #79
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Old February 7, 2000, 08:56   #80
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Haven't read the rest of the thread, but...

Sure... what's wrong with Satan anyhow?

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Old February 16, 2000, 23:16   #81
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Nothing wrong with Satan. He's my buddy.
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Civ2 must me satanic.... it turned me into a NEWT!.... well... i got better....

Why don't we just weight him up to a duck?? Then we'll know if it's wood, and then it's a witch! A witch!

oops... i mean Satan! Satan!



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Old February 18, 2000, 08:48   #83
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I wish this thread would die. There is far too much attention being paid to my machinations -
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Him the Almighty Power hurled headlong flaming from th'ethereal heights to bottomless perdition, there to dwell in adamantine chains and penal fire who durst defy th'Omnipotent to arms.
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Old February 18, 2000, 12:26   #84
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wow,

Would I have to play the game backward to get the message?


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Old February 18, 2000, 18:45   #85
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Not backwards. Turn your back to your monitor and use a mirror. Satan loves that.
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Old February 18, 2000, 23:22   #86
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how about a sound bit for this..... then i can record it and practice my satanic urges to music
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Old February 23, 2000, 23:10   #87
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How about "Civilisation: The Satanic verses"


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Last night I tried to play the whole game backwards and I ended up in 6000bc tring to forget stone working

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I would play Civ if our sun was going supernova in 5 minutes

After all, that means you still have 13 minutes of solid gameplay.
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Have you been working on that line for two years now Leo?

BTW, it's amusing to see that AH's status is 'guest'
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