September 30, 2002, 19:32
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Originally posted by redbull
DD, can I re-order some champagne for Sunday evening?
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Of course.
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If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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September 30, 2002, 20:19
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#332
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THAT IT IW!!!
Please enter Password... Entry accepted... Mobilizing Smiley Army...
Smiley Battalion I, charge! 
Smiley Battalion IV, give coving fire!!!
   
Air Brigade XIV! Attack! 
Smiley Army Targeting Initialized... Locked on to "Immortal Wombat"...
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September 30, 2002, 21:23
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/me drinks the rest of his drink in one gulp.
Well, I'm off on my holiday now!! 
*Walks over the smouldering but alive body of IW, and out the door*
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I'm building a wagon! On some other part of the internets, obviously (but not that other site).
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September 30, 2002, 22:37
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*CG, in a flash of insight, uses the bar's fire extinguisher on Kass*
Well, that was simple. Unless some jokester replaced the fire retardant chemicals with something mischevious... but that would never happen around here.
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September 30, 2002, 22:57
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 The people in the Dutch section are revolting!
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September 30, 2002, 23:01
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Fear not, I have a solution! DD! bring me a gallon of your strongest liquor!
In the meantime, I have 'preperations' to make...
*tosses fire extinguisher out window*
*begins filling tennis ball with strike anywhere matchheads*
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September 30, 2002, 23:05
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Captain Garlic, what is your plan? You have full Co-operation of the eLite Smiley force behind you...
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September 30, 2002, 23:19
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Quite simple, really. Your eLite Smiley force infiltrates the Dutch section with the liquor, spreading it liberally about the flammable areas. Then, toss in the tennis ball, and watch the fun! (hopefully the smiley force will have escaped by that time, but if not, we accept the losses and move on)
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October 1, 2002, 00:04
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Captain Garlic, what are your plans for the Dutch section afterwards... Do we turn it into a high profile military wombat examination centre, or leave it?
Anyway, we need to clear some peasents first...
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October 1, 2002, 00:07
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Apolyton Legend
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**walks in and ducks the smiley's**
WOooooaaaaaaaa what happened?
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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October 1, 2002, 00:17
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Tia, the Dutch section are revolting...
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October 1, 2002, 00:18
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Nothing major yet...still need that liquor...Aw, heck.
*jumps behind bar, begins rummaging*
And redbull, I was personally thinking of making it into either a)a prison camp or b) the site of a wacky new reality show...along the lines of "ten contestants trying to hunt down and exterminate the wombat before anyone else..."with added perks like spike pits and acid traps
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October 1, 2002, 00:23
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Apolyton Legend
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Originally posted by redbull
Tia, the Dutch section are revolting...
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**does best Gracho Marx immitation** You can say that again 
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Welcome to earth, my name is Tia and I'll be your tour guide for this trip.
Succulent and Bejeweled Mother Goddess, who is always moisturised yet never greasy, always patient yet never suffers fools~Starchild
Dragons? Yup- big flying lizards with an attitude. ~ Laz
You are forgiven because you are FABULOUS ~ Imran
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October 1, 2002, 00:23
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I'll go with B....
Watch it with the axe! Flog him!
He seems to be enjoying it 
Meh... bazooka him!
Not the cow!
Thats better 
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October 1, 2002, 04:24
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Originally posted by H Tower
I'll take the happy meal Ras. and i'll take a ming bobblehead to go with it
do you have any of the collector MLeonard bobbleheads still? I'll buy one of those off of you
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*prepares a Happy Meal for H Tower*
Yeap, we sure do have MLeonard toys left. But as they're special items, we charge for them.  You'll get anyway one Ming toy for free. 
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October 1, 2002, 04:32
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Okay, children! Now it's time to chill and cool down abit. 
MarkDanOlds offers all customers a free Rahnta, if they keep their mouths shut and carry on with the daily lives as usual; in peace and harmony.
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"Kids, don't listen to uncle Solver unless you want your parents to spank you." - Solver
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October 1, 2002, 05:49
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But Rasbelin, the Dutch Section...
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October 1, 2002, 06:42
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What about them? Nah, let's leave them without Rahnta. Okay, no free Rahnta for the members/customers of the Dutch section.
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October 1, 2002, 10:50
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Originally posted by Rasbelin
*prepares a Happy Meal for H Tower*
Yeap, we sure do have MLeonard toys left. But as they're special items, we charge for them. You'll get anyway one Ming toy for free.
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October 1, 2002, 11:07
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Originally posted by Rasbelin
*prepares a Happy Meal for H Tower*
Yeap, we sure do have MLeonard toys left. But as they're special items, we charge for them. You'll get anyway one Ming toy for free.
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i did offer to buy it
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October 1, 2002, 13:59
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Such glorious destruction.  Carry on. I'll serve the drinks.
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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October 1, 2002, 14:02
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Oh and before I forget, here's you alcohol CG.
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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October 1, 2002, 14:23
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/me brushes smilie remains off self*
*re-coagulates*
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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October 1, 2002, 14:33
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Are you the T-1000 IW series?
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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October 1, 2002, 14:35
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Prince
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no, I'm the I series wombat.
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Concrete, Abstract, or Squoingy?
"I don't believe in giving scripting languages because the only additional power they give users is the power to create bugs." - Mike Breitkreutz, Firaxis
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October 1, 2002, 17:47
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What other features do you have?
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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October 1, 2002, 18:56
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Prince
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Excellent. Now we wait for the smilies to get this in place, then the carnage begins.
*gives liquor to smiley squad*
Hey, DD -- if you taped it, you could sell copies, I'm sure...
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October 1, 2002, 18:57
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Starts cleaning and restocking the Dutch section
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
Blackwidow24 and FemmeAdonis fan club
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October 1, 2002, 18:59
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Originally posted by CapitanGarlic
Hey, DD -- if you taped it, you could sell copies, I'm sure...
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How much do you think I could get?
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Rosbifs are destructive scum- Spiffor
I make no bones about my moral support for [terrorist] organizations. - chegitz guevara
If government is big enough to give you everything you want, it is also big enough to take everything you have. - Gerald Ford
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October 1, 2002, 19:16
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Prince
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$15 each, as a minimum... at about $3 per tape, that's $12 profit, and if you could sell thousands to Wal-Mart or something, the profit would be fairly hefty.
...Oh, the smilies are done. CLEAR!!
*Tosses tennis ball in dutch section*
*Sh*t blows up*
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