Apolytonian Life Insurance Company

GhengisFarb™ · September 30, 2002, 16:08

We live in troubled times dear citizen, With both Royal and Peasant (Republic revolutionaries) assasination lists circulating, you can no longer be assured of a bright tomorrow.

But, for mere eaglots a day you can have the peace of mind that your family will be covered.

At ALIC (Apolytonian Life Insurancy Company) we offer many plans, and one is sure to fit your needs.

Basic Plan
This policy pays on the event of your death. Simple and secure
Note no payment will be made to anyone but the deceased party covered in this policy. For payment the deceased must report to an authorized ALIC agency and provide official and verbal confirmation of their identity.

Vengence Plan
This policy pays no monetary amount, but on the death of the policy holder six predesignated individuals will be sent to join the dearly departed in dearly departedness.

Donal Graeme · September 30, 2002, 17:55

Duddha · September 30, 2002, 18:54

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We live in troubled times dear citizen, With both Royal and Peasant (Republic revolutionaries) assasination lists circulating, you can no longer be assured of a bright tomorrow.

With my reputation, I think I'm going to need some.

GePap · September 30, 2002, 19:05

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Originally posted by GhengisFarb
We live in troubled times dear citizen, With both Royal and Peasant (Republic revolutionaries) assasination lists circulating, you can no longer be assured of a bright tomorrow.

But, for mere eaglots a day you can have the peace of mind that your family will be covered.

At ALIC (Apolytonian Life Insurancy Company) we offer many plans, and one is sure to fit your needs.

Basic Plan
This policy pays on the event of your death. Simple and secure
Note no payment will be made to anyone but the deceased party covered in this policy. For payment the deceased must report to an authorized ALIC agency and provide official and verbal confirmation of their identity.

Vengence Plan
This policy pays no monetary amount, but on the death of the policy holder six predesignated individuals will be sent to join the dearly departed in dearly departedness.

Wait, if each of the six are theselves policy holders, does this mean the death of one individual on the vengence plan would also mean paying out 6 basic polices? And what oif they have a vengence policy? were are the six of the six, and thier six, and their six, and their sx, and theit six.... be burried?

We must move immidately to ban the Vengence policy! it may lead to the savage depopulation of our glorious state? if insurence agants are killing all our men, who will plant? who will fight?

WE MUST BAN THE VENGENCE POLICY! i CALL ON THE KING TO INTERVENE BEFORE IT DESTROYS HIS KINGDOM!

Shiber · September 30, 2002, 19:13

Cool! I'd like two please.

GhengisFarb™ · September 30, 2002, 19:14

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Originally posted by GePap

WE MUST BAN THE VENGENCE POLICY! i CALL ON THE KING TO INTERVENE BEFORE IT DESTROYS HIS KINGDOM!

The King already has an active Vengence Policy.

Arnelos · September 30, 2002, 19:51

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Originally posted by GePap

Wait, if each of the six are theselves policy holders, does this mean the death of one individual on the vengence plan would also mean paying out 6 basic polices? And what oif they have a vengence policy? were are the six of the six, and thier six, and their six, and their sx, and theit six.... be burried?

We must move immidately to ban the Vengence policy! it may lead to the savage depopulation of our glorious state? if insurence agants are killing all our men, who will plant? who will fight?

WE MUST BAN THE VENGENCE POLICY! i CALL ON THE KING TO INTERVENE BEFORE IT DESTROYS HIS KINGDOM!

Ah, but this is not quite true. It's unlikely to spiral out of control because most of the people who get vengeance policies likely have people listed on their policy who, in turn, have THEM on their vengeance policies...

For instance, I'm rather sure the king has my name on his and, should I obtain a policy, I'm likely to have his name on mine... see? So if one of us dies and this "Apolytonian Life Insurance Agency" is still around to be doing business, all it does it that the other one goes down with us, but none outside the dispute do so :-).

The above example brings up a good point of how the company may be required by its own policy to commit treason... somehow I think the king would have a problem with this company if every member of the ARF filled out a type #2 policy with the King's name at the top of their list... compelling the insurance company to send assassins after the monarch

Hmmm.... come to think of it, this isn't so bad of a tactic...

Zero · September 30, 2002, 20:26

I thought we don;t kill criminals and send them up to the front where they serve determined amount of time.

Arnelos · September 30, 2002, 20:36

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Originally posted by Calc II
I thought we don;t kill criminals and send them up to the front where they serve determined amount of time.

Revolutions are generally pretty bloody affairs... so, basically, all bets are off

GhengisFarb™ · July 29, 2003, 21:02

We never got to pay out on a Vengence Policy.

History Guy · July 29, 2003, 21:14

Yes, Barzini is dead. So is Moe Green...Bruno Tatalia, Struchi...all the heads of the five families...

Epistax · July 30, 2003, 08:47

I want a vengence policy. I'll put random names on it and hope they match with people.

GodKing · July 30, 2003, 13:48

I think I missed something........

Epistax · July 30, 2003, 13:52

/me writes "Godking" on an official looking document

Arnelos · July 30, 2003, 13:53

This thread brings back some memories...

GhengisFarb™ · July 30, 2003, 14:48

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Originally posted by GodKing
I think I missed something........

This thread is from the old DemoGame when there were all those drug battles in the taverns and what not.

I found the old Apolytonian Fleet thread with the single rowboat, the thread where UnOrthO went on a tyrade and then the Jungle Gazette went on stike because printing presses in the $MiniGame didn't use banana press paper, there were a lot of old memory threads.

GodKing · July 30, 2003, 14:59

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Originally posted by Epistax
* Epistax writes "Godking" on an official looking document

As I am already a ghost, having my head chopped off in the Spanish Inquisition, I doubt that it will do much good.....

GhengisFarb™ · July 30, 2003, 15:05

There are ways to kill a ghost. Our agents are trained in those ways................

Epistax · July 30, 2003, 15:23

I've got some pals...

GodKing · July 30, 2003, 15:31

When there is something strange,
in the neighberhood,
who ya gonna call....

Epistax · July 30, 2003, 15:32

Rush Limbah!

(how do you spell that name?)

Arnelos · July 30, 2003, 16:38

Limbaugh

Paddy · February 9, 2004, 08:30

Excellent, I would like a vengance policy with fries thanks

oh, and two jugs of cold beer.

Rasputin · February 9, 2004, 08:54

me thinks the insurance agency has gone on vacation with there hard earnt money....

GhengisFarb™ · February 9, 2004, 17:54

All of our customers have died with no beneficiaries to pay off to.

Oh well, guess we'll just have to keep the money.

Arnelos · February 9, 2004, 18:21

Man... talk about dredging up a thread from ancient history!

Does bring back some memories, however

GodKing · February 9, 2004, 19:04

Yep. Lots of old memories. The original time of the thread, as well as having my head chopped off

Paddy · February 9, 2004, 20:13

The thread was easy to find, it is linked on MWIA's "Term II Directory - work in progress" thread.

I am curious about how you lost your head GodKing?

GhengisFarb™ · February 9, 2004, 20:26

Freak paper cut incident at work.............

Rasputin · February 21, 2004, 06:02

ouch those paper cuts really hurt