The Recreation Commons part 2 - Page 10

Lemmy · October 25, 2002, 16:49

Kass, this isn't poly chat, you don't have to post a . for a refresh

Kassiopeia · October 25, 2002, 17:04

I was supposed to post on another thread and accidently posted here instead the same stuff.

Frankychan · October 26, 2002, 04:41

You drunk mofo's! Stop hog-cheesing all the booze and let me have some!

Dang spam(musubi)-ers!

Method · October 26, 2002, 10:20

i just realised i've been neglecting my directory duties.

/me goes out to buy super-strong windows for The Lab in anticipation of brick-hurling

DeathByTheSword · October 26, 2002, 10:23

/me throw a brick at 'The Lab' before TKG can install the just bought super-strong windows..........but misses the building and hits a security guy instead

Method · October 26, 2002, 10:37

His medical costs will be coming out of your pay!

but never fear! ACDG Directory V2.1.0 is now updated

DeathByTheSword · October 26, 2002, 10:46

/me throw another brick at 'the lab' because he has to pay for medical costs but the super-strong Window is installed and it bounced right back

DeathByTheSword · October 26, 2002, 10:47

great work on the Directory!

Method · October 26, 2002, 18:05

this evening's session has been ruined. there are several possible suspects:

Skanky Burns (see here for more details)
Kassiopeia
Lemmy, in an attempt to be sent to jail
Skankassiopeia Burns
Lemmiopeia
Lemmiopeia Burns
MrWhereItsAt....he's just evil

Herc, i suggest you launch an investigation at once!

GeneralTacticus · October 26, 2002, 18:11

Ahem, TKG... this morning's session.

Method · October 26, 2002, 18:13

don't you see? you're the only one for whom it was morning, so you have to pretend it was evening

Kassiopeia · October 26, 2002, 18:18

*returns home to prepare a full report for CNN on the accident in the IRC chatroom*

Kassiopeia · October 26, 2002, 20:06

http://halcyon155.friendtest.com/

Maniac · October 27, 2002, 09:20

Woohoo! I'm currently the person who knows Kassiopeia second best.

MrWhereItsAt · October 27, 2002, 09:32

Quote:

Originally posted by TKG
this evening's session has been ruined. there are several possible suspects:

Skanky Burns (see here for more details)
Kassiopeia
Lemmy, in an attempt to be sent to jail
Skankassiopeia Burns
Lemmiopeia
Lemmiopeia Burns

Herc, i suggest you launch an investigation at once!

/me rubs his hands in glee. Nobody had seemed to notice his convenient absence from the room. His cunning plan to avoid having to post very accurate orders for DTC was working.... with the chaos, everyone's new orders looked just as bad as his.....

Kassiopeia · October 27, 2002, 09:33

Method · October 27, 2002, 10:00

updated list

Method · October 27, 2002, 17:34

over 10 000 posts in this forum now.

Kassiopeia · October 27, 2002, 17:54

And about 6 percent of them mine

Method · October 27, 2002, 19:51

and i though i spammed this forum: DBTS has 1327 posts here to my 1200

1201....

Hercules · October 27, 2002, 23:48

I am back and what a tale to tell. First let me recap re Lemmy and the trial.

In summary there were a number of charges against Lemmy

1 Serial murder (sample exhibits, Tacticalmarine, juliennew)
2 Non grand theft microkred
3 Grand Theft xenobrew
4 Being evil
5 possibly other charges ( example witchcraffffffffffffffttttttttttt) what happened
4 Leaving the scene of a crime

Little did we know the full extent of the bewitchery.

Hercules · October 28, 2002, 00:03

But TKG had an idea of what was going on as did Pande who first leveled the charge.
TKG:

Quote:

have reason to believe that lemmy was also responsible for Crisler's abduction, as well as the murders of Gnool and
Zakharov VII

quote:

witchcraffffffffffffffttttttttttt

WTF?

Yes Lemmy has been dabbling in whichcraft, whichKraft, witskquaft. Stop it Lemmy
and things in the night.

First my holonotebook went bananas, I couldn't get back on line and then I was transported into a different world. Second some evidence. See below

Hercules · October 28, 2002, 00:45

I found myself in a Dark Alleyway, stumbling over body parts and the fire and brimstone smell. Then I overheard this and recorded it in my new holonotebook

Quote:

A Dark Alley 24 10 02

Gosh...i'm so proud you...

You, Lemmy, have drunk 64 pints of blood, and are sire to 49 other vampires, including: ... Eli (who has drunk 100 pints of blood)

Add this to the statements we all heard in the Rec .Com not so long ago.

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Lemmy 24 10 02

Then i still assaulted MWIA when i was escaping the scene of the crime, and there are supposed to be
witnesses for the witchcraft charges. And i still assaulted Kass.
And i don't even feel sorry for all

Lemmy 24 10 02
What evidence? There are witnesses that have seen me stealing the credits.
And i think lying should be a jailable offense.

I would contend that the recent manifestations of Kass as furniture and as a chandelier is yet more evidence of Lemmy dabblings in witchcraft.

I have no doubt what so ever that the lock out in the IRC chat link was Wizard Lemmy up to his tricks

But why would Lemmy deliberatly want to go to jail?

It seems that (from the book 'Spells of the Ancient Mariner') in one of the dungeons (nobody knows which one) there is hidden a powerful spell written on a cell wall. In combination with other artifacts, speaking the spell would give complete control over Apolyton world.(well accelerated moderator status).

Lemmy only intended to be in jail for a short spell.

So we know what he was up to but what do we do now. We have taken away his spellasuarus, the little director dolls and 20 ten gallon barrels of blood. When speaking to him wear dark glasses, have some garlic handy and keep a stake close just in case.

Most of the time Lemmy appears normal, does a good job exploring etc ,but come the full centauri moons,(very regular) and a glass of warm blood and he' s away with it.

GeneralTacticus · October 28, 2002, 02:06

Yes, and one of my xenocows gave birth to a two-headed calf.

Maniac · October 28, 2002, 03:06

How can you see how many posts you made in a particular forum?

GeneralTacticus · October 28, 2002, 03:10

Go into search and look for your posts in the forum you're interested in, then look at the bit which says 'displaying topics 1-???? out of ????'.

Mr. President · October 28, 2002, 03:20

Quote:

the murders of Gnool and
Zakharov VII

I thought I saw Gnool posting the other day. In general, though, we should apply habeas corpus (literally "bring out the body") and make sure someone is dead before laying murder charges.

Quote:

Grand Theft xenobrew
Being evil

These charges can probably stand.

MrWhereItsAt · October 28, 2002, 06:24

Quote:

Lemmy 24 10 02

Then i still assaulted MWIA when i was escaping the scene of the crime, and there are supposed to be
witnesses for the witchcraft charges.

Oh it was HORRIBLE! He was just everywhere.

I feel so dirty.....

Lemmy · October 28, 2002, 06:34

Wow, that is some nice detectvie work Hercules, even followed me into the OT forum.

Quote:

I have no doubt what so ever that the lock out in the IRC chat link was Wizard Lemmy up to his tricks

I actually prefer Lemmy the Sorcerer
(http://apolyton.net/forums/showthrea...00#post1403100)

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Yes, and one of my xenocows gave birth to a two-headed calf.

You sure that wasn't one of TKG lab animals?

Hercules · October 28, 2002, 08:00

So I now call for the prosecutor to provide more evidence and sum up the case and for the defence to make the defence submission. Our judge should then organise an all citizen poll: guilty, not guilty, not proven.

If found guilty on each or any account, there is the sentence and place of encarceration (jail) to consider along with the option of community service cleaning green stuff from the Rec. Com loos.

We need to know if Gnool or a clone is alive or dead?