November 3, 2002, 19:11
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 I could send one of my probes to try and subvert it and then send it too Zak...
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<Kassiopeia> you don't keep the virgins in your lair at a sodomising distance from your beasts or male prisoners. If you devirginised them yourself, though, that's another story. If they devirginised each other, then, I hope you had that webcam running.
Play Bumps! No, wait, play Slings!
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November 3, 2002, 21:50
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Originally posted by GeneralTacticus
Why not just blow the damn thing up with high explosives?
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we could do that, but then we wouldn't have a bathroom 
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I could send one of my probes to try and subvert it and then send it too Zak...
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probe teams cannot affect native life form 
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November 3, 2002, 23:52
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we could do that, but then we wouldn't have a bathroom
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So what? We don't have a bathroom now either.
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November 4, 2002, 02:44
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We have a bathroom?
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November 4, 2002, 02:56
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Well, we did until the green thing invaded.
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November 4, 2002, 11:16
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If we use enough explosives, we won't have a Rec Commons.
Er. What's wrong with my business plan?  With that money we can build two new Rec Commons!
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November 4, 2002, 11:36
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maybe we can use those newly breeded beta talents from TKG that had special ops training from DE?
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November 4, 2002, 11:43
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For what? As pr0n stars? *shrug* Since the Asian number of females seems to be nonexistent, I guess we have no choice...
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November 4, 2002, 11:47
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God, Allah, boedha, siva, the stars, tealeaves and the palm of you hand. If you are so desperately looking for something to believe in GO FIND A MIRROR
'Space05us is just a stupid nice guy' - Space05us
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November 4, 2002, 11:49
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*since Doctor TKG is gone, has the research team seal off the Rec Commons*
Eeep! This is getting out of hand. Maybe bomb the Commons to pieces and erect a new one on the ruins?
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November 4, 2002, 11:52
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maybe they just want to be friends with us and our japanse schoolgirls?  has some one tried to talk to them or give them a japanse schoolgirl?
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November 4, 2002, 12:06
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I asked you if there are any Japanese schoolgirls here a few posts ago!  Erm. Got any?!
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November 4, 2002, 16:04
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maybe we can use those newly breeded beta talents from TKG that had special ops training from DE?
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just to clarify, i don't *breed* people. i only breed animals with several heads, or other rather unusual deformities. 
as for the GMTLFITRCBR (green mysterious tentacled life form in the rec commons bath room. pronounced guhm-TEL-fit-RICK-ber: kass' invented acronym  ), i'll be back soon. 
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November 4, 2002, 16:14
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*carries in a troupe of regular school girls*
TKG! Got them ready!
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November 4, 2002, 16:25
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where'd you get those?!
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November 4, 2002, 16:44
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Connections... (some things are best left unexplained)
Now. You said you could turn these into Japanese school girls. Get on with it, we need to pacify that thing (and to sell some pr0n).
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November 4, 2002, 18:04
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November 4, 2002, 18:12
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i declare my self chairman of the STGTIRRBC (Save-The-Green-Thingies-In-Rec-Room-Bathroom-Club) and i say Hail to the green thingies
 
(yes they have mind control abilities)
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November 4, 2002, 18:20
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even better! now when my guhmtelfitrickber breeding program is complete i shall be maste...i've said too much
BTW, DBTS: that should be: STGMTLFITRCBRC, sta-guhm-tel-fit-rick-berk, or save-the-green-mysterious-tentacled-life-forms-in-the-rec-commons-bath-room-club.
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November 4, 2002, 18:59
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FCOL, STFU AOY!
1. The green thing is not going to be destroyed.
2. The green thing is going to be appeased with Japanese school girls.
3. We are gonna make lots of green things, dinero, money, credits, cold hard cash, by selling holorecordings of part 2.).
Do you understand? You don't? Excellent.
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November 4, 2002, 19:59
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We won't make a real micro-cred trying to sell your depraved, vile, unconscionable holo. This is the road to both moral and material bankruptcy!! I urge you to try several hundred gallons of trichlorethane first.
For the love of humanity!!!
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November 4, 2002, 22:50
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Don't listen to him! How much for that holo?
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November 5, 2002, 04:26
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/me calls Hercules to rescue
Police ! Police ! Police !
They all became mad, we must get rid of those green things who pollutes our citizens brains ! They're making TKG believe he wants to control the world !
er... maybe its his plan and his own conspiracy...
/me sneaks out of the Rec Commons, jump in a rover and drive at any speed to join Pandemonium and get a new government ready for when TKG make his coup d'état naming greenies at all directorates.
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November 5, 2002, 05:19
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Police! Police! We have a revolutionary on our hands!
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November 5, 2002, 10:10
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Mr. President, thank you for expressing your interest. The plan is being executed, and as soon as TKG is finished with those school girls ( ) we will initiate production of the first pr0n holos on Chiron.
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November 5, 2002, 16:15
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kass the plan is not going ahead. it's just....wrong. you can keep your schoolgirls, and i'll find some other way to get this guhmtelfitrickber out of here 
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November 5, 2002, 17:05
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This is simply unacceptable. We need Japanese school girls. I need Japanese school girls. I will get them. If you won't deliver them, then Morgan will.
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November 5, 2002, 17:20
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LOL... Am I the only one whose a little scared And besides, Morgan will make you pay through the nose 
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November 5, 2002, 17:21
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and you think i wouldn't?
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November 5, 2002, 17:28
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LOL... Am I the only one whose a little scared
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And besides, Morgan will make you pay through the nose
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He will be the one paying, as soon as I get production started. Pr0n holos will have wide markets, like they did on Old Earth.
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