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Fez picks a personality and sticks with it
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Civnation converts to Islam
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Provost Harrison converts to Christianity
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Chegitz becomes a Republican
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Imran becomes a Communist
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Asher gets a Mac
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Markos fires Ming
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Ming bans Markos
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Faded Glory learns the difference between "buy" "by" "bye" and "bi"
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Boris Godunov switches teams, comes out as straight
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MrFun throws out a racial slur
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DinoDoc takes a clear stand on...anything
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red_jon vows not to post another picture of himself, and sticks to it
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Alexander's Horse admits to being the 'deep throat' of Area25
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Eli supports Palestinian cause
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CyberGnu supports Israelis
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Boddington's stops trolling
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orange finishes Second Yearbook
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paiktis22 moves to Turkey
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David Floyd promotes US invasion of Iraq, Brazil, Laos, Nepal, Zimbabwe, Morocco, and Prince Edward Island
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Caligastia becomes strong supporter of Affirmative Action
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Speer gets laid
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Other
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Banana replaced by Strawberry as default poll option
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October 10, 2002, 06:55
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My choice: "Ming bans Markos."
I don't see why he would do that. 
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October 10, 2002, 07:04
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Prince
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Think about the pressure on him if Speer wins 
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October 10, 2002, 07:12
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Any Apolytoner:
Drastically changing their opinion about a real world issue because of what someone posted on an on-line forum.
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October 10, 2002, 07:42
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Glonk/Asher denounces Microsoft/Intel
Seeker,
That has happened before.
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(")_(") "Starting the fire from within."
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October 10, 2002, 08:06
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Prince
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Stop voting Ming! That will actually happen!
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October 10, 2002, 08:12
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I don't troll, I just express my opinions with which you disagree.
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October 10, 2002, 08:58
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Just another peon
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Darn, seeker beat me to it.
"Yes, your arguements are so clear, concise and true, that you have to be right and I am wrong and it has forever changed my opinion on this matter." 
RAH
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October 10, 2002, 09:20
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Fez says something smart
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I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.
Asher on molly bloom
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October 10, 2002, 10:23
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Apolyton changed my opinion about internet nerds. They're more pathetic that I originally believed.
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October 10, 2002, 10:26
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Chris62 reveals that he is French.
Siritnikov reveals that he is Iraqui.
Saint Marcus reveals that he is American.
Jack the Bodiless reveals any nationality.
YYYH reveals that he is MichaelTheGreat.
Blackwidow reveals that she is Provost Harrison's girlfriend.
Starchild reveals that he is a Chippendale.
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October 10, 2002, 10:28
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DaShi matures, any. 
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October 10, 2002, 11:32
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I declare that it is possible for homosexuals to legitimately, and pernamently change their sexual orientation to being heterosexual. 
That will be THE day!
As for me using a racial slur -- ain't gonna happen, folks.
But how about other Apolytoners that come to my mind?
Slowwhand realizes that Texas is a backward state. 
MTG realizes what a positive, progressive impact President Lincoln had on our country's history.
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October 10, 2002, 12:07
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So this is a joke thread? 
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October 10, 2002, 12:10
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My vote goes to:
"Banana replaced by Strawberry as default poll option"
The Banana will always be there, it's no-way this is going to be replaced by anything...The Banana is the backbone of modern Apolyton
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This space is empty... or is it?
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October 10, 2002, 12:57
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Asher buys an Athlon system with Linux installed
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Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith
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October 10, 2002, 13:03
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mLeonard begins posting again
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October 10, 2002, 13:10
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One of the Creationists renounces Creationism.
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October 10, 2002, 13:11
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Conversely, loinburger and ethelred become born-again Christians.
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October 10, 2002, 13:14
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Giancarlo stays gay for more than 8 minutes
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Speaking of Erith:
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October 10, 2002, 13:16
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Giancarlo stays gay for more than 8 minutes
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That would depend on how good the other guy was.
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October 10, 2002, 13:16
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Common sense.
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October 10, 2002, 13:18
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That's just plain scary! 
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October 10, 2002, 13:24
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This is a good one.
But knowing Faded Glory, I must say he will never learn the difference between some words .
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October 10, 2002, 13:33
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That would have to be Jack the Bodiless and I. We are big bad atheists
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October 10, 2002, 13:35
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Someone, anyone, admitting that he's wrong.
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October 10, 2002, 13:36
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EDIT: found better use in another thread!
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Tutto nel mondo è burla
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October 10, 2002, 14:30
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Get with the program, man.
Oh and by the way -- the International Republic of Strawberry Advocates WILL RISE AGAIN. 
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October 10, 2002, 14:37
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hehehe
I love this thread
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You provide no source. You PROVIDE NOTHING! And yet you want to destroy capitalism.. you criminal..." - Fez
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October 10, 2002, 14:38
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For the record, I support the (official) Palestinian cause. What I dont support is their methods.
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October 10, 2002, 15:35
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One of the Creationists renounces Creationism.
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This already happened AT LEAST once. I used to be a creationist. and i mean, young earth, six day type creationist even.
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